Pippa Middleton: Trolling Gym For Rich Husband on Valentine"s Day?

That seems like a fair assumption.

Let’s forget for a moment that Pippa Middleton is probably/definitely dating investment banker and old Etonian James Matthews, and pretend she made plans to cruise her gym on February 14th.

Celebrity Dirty Laundry saw the photo and declared that the Duchess of Cambridge’s “tragically single sister spent a lonely Valentine’s Day at the gym, probably burning off some calories so that she could go buy some half-priced Valentine’s candy for herself after the holiday was over and go home and binge on it.”

That’s way harsh, Ty. Also, that’s a run-on sentence.

“Apparently, Pippa never misses a workout, not even on Valentine’s Day,” the super-sleuths at CDL went on.

“Either the socialite is VERY dedicated to her fitness – or like half of the people reading this, had no one to share the romantic holiday with and opted to go to the gym rather than crying in her pajamas and watching sappy movies all day by herself.”

Rude.

“The sad thing is, Pippa Middleton (although a little annoying and shamelessly riding her sister’s coattails), wouldn’t have any trouble finding a date for Valentine’s Day.  But, her sister Kate Middleton and Queen Elizabeth balk at any prospective gentlemen she tries to date, because they don’t think they are suitable to be dating one of the future Queen’s family members.

“The last thing they need is Pippa bringing more unnecessary scandal to the Royals,” they claims.

Such as?

“As long as Pippa’s sister Kate Middleton is in line to be the future Queen Of England, Pippa is going to have to either settle for one of the less than interesting gentlemen that the Royals pick for her, or she could go against their wishes and date whomever she wants – but she can also plan on being ‘cut off’ if she does.

“It looks like Pippa’s greed and desperate need for fame and fortune is outweighing her desire to settle down and not spend the rest of her Valentine’s Days at the gym.”

If this is the picture of a sad singleton, then consider me Bridget Jones.

Blac Chyna: Showered with Gifts from Rob Kardashian on Valentine"s Day

According to a recent repot, Blac Chyna just wants attention.

If that’s true, then Rob Kardashian knew exactly what to get his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day.

The large-breasted Z-Lister shared multiple social media posts on Sunday, each one bragging about the gifts that a certain someone bestowed upon her for Hallmark’s favorite day of the year.

First, Blac Chyna took to Instagram with a vase of a dozen roses (above), writing as a caption to this image:

“Happy Valentine’s Day.”

Simple enough, right?

How do we know the flowers were sent from Rob?

First, she tagged Kardashian in the photo.

Next, she shared footage of a gigantic, personalized painting, writing as an affiliated message:

“Look at this really nice painting my babe got for me? If you look really close, it’s actually lyrics to our song.  Happy Valentine’s Day Rob!”

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To top everything all off, meanwhile, Rob then went to Snapchat and posted a quick glimpse of his controversial girlfriend as she blew a kiss into the camera.

A Valentine’s filter was included and here’s a look at a still image from the brief video:

Much to the major chagrin of Kylie Jenner (who is dating Chyna’s baby daddy, Tyga) and company, Rob has been dating Chyna for several weeks now.

There has even been a diamond ring flaunted and talk of a Chyna-Kardashian engagement, though neither side has confirmed this rumor.

“She makes him feel really good and sexy,” the source tells E! News of Blac Chyna and Rob. “She gives him a lot of sexual attention.”

That may be the grossest thing we’ve ever heard in our entire lives.

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How Celebs Celebrated Valentine"s Day: 20 Photos of Love!

Valentine"s Day is one of those holidays that is loved by some and hated by others, and celebrities are no exception. Find out how your favorite stars, both single and taken, celebrated the holiday with their posts to social media

1. Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer posted this cute photo of her and boyfriend Ben Hanisch to Instagram and captioned it simply, “Valentine.”

2. Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham celebrated V-Day in New York with her daughter Sophia, tweeting, “Happy #Valentines w/the love of my life @sophialabraham High Tea @theplazahotel #nyc #godislove love my bestie.”

3. Kylie Jenner and Tyga

Kylie Jenner dyed her hair pink and took a helicopter ride with boyfriend Tyga.

4. Britney Spears

Britney Spears brought on the laughs by tweeting about her single status in this Instagram post, stating, “My boyfriend is so handsome, looking all invisible and shit.”

5. Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber spent the day with his little brother Jaxon (and a glass of red wine), who seems to be emulating his big brother’s hair!

6. Mindy Kaling

Mindy Kaling posted this hilarious photo of herself enveloped in a pizza box (with an assist by The Mindy Project co-star Ike Barinholtz). Along with the pic, she tweeted, “Happy Valentine’s Day to those of us who don’t always make good decisions.”

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Kylie Jenner Debuts New PINK Hair, With Tyga on Valentine"s Day!

It’s Valentine’s Day, and love is in the air – and in the hair – for Kylie Jenner.

The young reality TV star showed off new pastel pink locks on Instagram in celebration of the love-themed holiday.

It’s unclear if she was wearing a wig or if she had dyed her natural hair, but she had posted photos of herself to Snapchat with dark hair just yesterday.

As we are all aware, Valentine’s Day is traditionally spent with a romantic partner, and Kylie spent time with on-again, off-again bae Tyga this year, as evidenced by this photo she shared on Snapchat:

The lip kit creator also snapped a pic of roses and balloons, assumed to be gifted to her by Tyga.

Many fans have recently thought Kylie might be calling it quits with the rapper, who has been plagued with cheating rumors for months now. 

But sources claim the two became closer after news broke of her nemesis and Tyga’s ex-fiance Blac Chyna dating Kylie’s brother Rob Kardashian. 

“Kylie really feels like if she were to leave Tyga now while all of this is going on, then her enemy wins the fight,” a source close to the situation told Radar Online.

Other reports claim Kylie stays with Tyga because the two have mind-blowing sex. Which may be more than we wanted to know.

Whatever the case, they are together for V-Day. But tomorrow’s another day.

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19 Awkward But Awesome Valentine"s Day Cards

Valentine"s Day 2016 is here, lovebirds!

In celebration of this annual romantic occasion, enjoy these 19 awesomely awkward cards that help you say I love you …

… or other very different things.

1. Modern Love

This is what long-term relationships aspire to be like in the age of the iPhone.

2. Commitment is Scary

Let’s just put that out there at the onset before we get too serious.

3. We’re a Thing

Who needs labels? I’m glad we’re a thing, whatever that thing might be.

4. #webothhatethesamestuff

Nothing sums up a match made in heaven than a hashtag acknowledging mutual dislike for the same things.

5. Obsessed With You

I’m obsessed with you. But I know that sounds kind of weird, so I swear it’s non-creepy.

6. I Love You and Cats

Because relationships come and go, but cats are forever.

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16 Celebrity Crushes For Valentine"s Day "16: You"re Welcome!

In honor of Valentine"s Day 2016, here are 16 celebrities THG is currently crushing on hard … for a wide variety of reasons.

Be it a man-crush or a girl-grush, our staff has spoken!

Here are the picks/pics! See if you agree with "em …

1. Liam & Chris Hemsworth

Our staff was split on Liam Hemsworth or Chris Hemsworth for this Celebrity Crush gallery. So we did the obvious thing and included both. You’re welcome!

2. Kate Middleton

The beauty and grace of Catherine Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, can never be overstated. She is pretty much perfect. If you disagree with is on that, you … forget it, we’re not even going to finish that sentence since there is no reasonable rebuttal.

3. Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence brings that rare blend of insane talent, fantastic (yet natural) looks and being true to herself, making her a universal crush for guys and girls alike.

4. Channing Tatum

Ogle this photo and the next thing you know, you’ll be Channing all over your Tatum. We have no idea what that means, and yet it’s totally obvious.

5. Anna Kendrick

If you could date, or even just hang out with one star on Valentine’s Day, Anna K. is about as Pitch Perfect as you can find.

6. Ian Somerhalder

The Vampire Diaries star may never win an Emmy for his role as Damon Salvatore, but he is without a doubt the sexiest beast on TV.

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Six Brutally Honest Valentines For Your Would-Be Lover

Happy Valentine"s Day, the most romantic day EVER!!!

Or not. Behold, a half dozen hilarious valentines that convey brutal honestly, rather than the idealistic passion we dream of.

Feel the February 14 magic, slash settling.

1. Options

I love you a lot, but there are also a lot fewer options than there used to be.

2. Hassle

Sure, being with you is a hassle. But going back into the dating game is a bigger hassle.

3. Commitment

I will stay with you forever … because it would just crush the kids otherwise.

4. Faithful

One partner is all you need when that woman or man is special enough. It’s also really hard to juggle more than one of them.

5. Unity

Being with you is great, if only because being alone is even scarier.

6. Strength

Together we will be stronger than we could ever be apart. Financially at least.

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Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez: Reuniting for Valentine"s Day??

In her latest interview with W magazine, Selena Gomez made it clear she was “so over” ex-bae Justin Bieber.

But according to a new report by Celeb Dirty Laundry, the “Hands to Myself” singer just asked the Biebs to hang out on Valentine’s Day – although, just as friends.

“Selena knows that Justin hates being alone on holidays,” a source told the site. “She is acting as if she could care less if he says ‘yes’ – and just invited him to hang out to be polite.”

Justin doesn’t like to be alone on holidays, huh? Sounds like a poor, sad, lonely boy just looking for a connection, right?

But it wouldn’t be a true tabloid report if there wasn’t a tired stereotype about a woman being desperate on V-Day. 

“Secretly, Selena will be devastated if he says ‘no’ and hangs out with one of his random hook-ups or flavor of the week on such a romantic day.”

We’re sneezing bullsh*t on this one.

You see, peeps just don’t want to let this whole Selena-Justin thing go, and what better time to resuscitate this dead horse than the most over-commercialized Hallmark holiday that makes most folks want to ralph?

In the past couple months, Selena Gomez has been linked romantically to Niall Horan, Orlando Bloom and Samuel Krost as well as Justin.

But we have a feeling Selena would be perfectly content spending V-day at Chili’s eating mozzarella sticks then catching a showing of How to Be Single with Taylor Swift and other members of the girl squad. 

We’re sure Calvin Harris will understand.

View Slideshow: Selena Gomez “Hands to Myself” Video: 9 Sexiest GIFs!

Blake Shelton: Proposing To Gwen Stefani on Valentine"s Day???

These two have been pregnant, planned a secret wedding and broke up several times during their three-month courtship, if tabloid reports are anything to go by.

Now, it appears they are getting engaged FOR REALS.

According to Hollywood Life, Blake Shelton is planning “a huge romantic surprise” for Gwen Stefani this Valentine’s Day.

“Blake has something super sweet planned for Gwen on Valentine’s Day,” a source told the site.

“It’s going to be a huge romantic surprise. That’s what he’s been telling his close friends.”

Shelton is currently working on his next album, and he’s been sharing photos from the studio via Twitter.

Shelton’s ex-wife, Miranda Lambert has moved on with fellow singer, Anderson East, but any thought of a future between Shelton and Stefani still stings, sources claim.

“The tears are long gone. Miranda seeing Blake having his relationship with Gwen out in the open has eventually become more of a healing process for her,” the source said.

“At first she thought he was flaunting it, but it has come to a point where she sees he is just moving on and that is exactly what she should be doing herself.

“Admittedly, though, if Blake has a child with Gwen or gets married to Gwen, that will hit a little hard.”

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