The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 20 Recap: You"re a Horrible Person!

The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 20 saw Bethenny spill news about Tom that absolutely devastated Luann.

Absolutely devastated her.

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Picking up where last week left off, The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 20 closed out the season with a bang.

Luann de Lesseps learned, via Bethenny Frankel, that her fiancé was making out with another woman, and man alive did s–t hit the fan.

First she was all like “I think I’m gonna vomit… I feel like somebody stabbed me in the chest. This is my worst nightmare.”

Then she was like “I’m not going to let a kiss ruin my life.”

In the span of like a week. Standard turnaround.

In Miami, Bethenny came clean and told Luann that she informed Ramona Singer and Carole Radziwill about those pictures of Tom.

Dorinda Medley and Jules Wainstein remained in the dark, however, at the start of The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 20.

The weirdest part, or maybe not given who we’re talking about, was that Luann seemed more concerned with how this made her look.

Rather than, you know, the actual betrayal.

Bethenny revealed she called the Regency, pretended to be the girl Tom was making out with, and did all she could to confirm the story.

Because that’s not weird at all.

At first, Luann appreciated this, but later, decided it was not Bethenny’s place to do the detective work, while Ramona made it all about her.

Totally shocking, we know.

Later, Tom and Luann returned to the Regency, the scene of the makeout crime, where he asked Dorinda to “take a bullet” for Luann.

We’ll have to watch The Real Housewives of New York City online during the three-part reunion to get a full explanation of that comment.

Eventually, they hashed everything out.

“We talked about a stupid kiss…I could clearly see he was devastated. Tom told me that this kiss meant nothing,” Luann said.

He said he ran into a woman he had not seen in a while and she was ready “willing and able to be there for him and Tom fell into her clutches.”

So that’s it then? Apparently yes.

“We truly love each other,” Luann said. “Of course I’m devastated and shocked by the situation; I’m not going to let a silly kiss ruin my life.”

“Who doesn’t make mistakes?”

The ladies assembled at a Skinnygirl party thrown by Bethenny, who sought to put the matter to bed (sort of) with an impassioned speech:

“We have had men die on us, cheat on us, steal from us and we’re still standing. Here’s to the empowerment of women. I love you all.”

And that’s all there is to it.

“These women force you to grow. There’s no doubt about it,” Dorinda said about the women who comprise the craziest cast on Bravo.

Amen to that.

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Tyler Baltierra to Catelynn Lowell: You"re Not Ready to Be a Mom!

The latest Teen Mom OG trailer contains a number of shocking moments.

Tyler Baltierra to Catelynn Lowell: You’re Not Ready to Be a Mom!

We have Amber Portwood excitedly talking about marrying Matt Baier. (Thankfully, the two have since called the wedding off.)

We have Farrah Abraham telling her boyfriend (with a straight face ) that she’s “never crazy.”

We have Taylor McKinney’s surprise proposal to Maci Bookout.

But that’s mostly stuff we’ve seen before.

In fact, you can check out extended footage of all those moments in the slideshow below:

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The moment that really has fans buzzing today involves the increasingly strained relationship between Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra.

An earlier clip from the forthcoming season showed Baltierra fat-shaming Lowell and criticizing the size of the meal she was eating at the time.

Now, it looks as though the problems between Lowell and Baltierra may go even deeper than previously thought.

Back in March, Lowell checked into rehab to be treated for depression and anxiety issues.

In the clip above, we see for the first time the severity of Catelynn’s emotional anguish in the days before she decided to seek help.

We also see Tyler makes worse in shocking fashion.

Perhaps we was trying to help.

Maybe he just wanted to speak to his spouse as forthrightly as possible.

Whatever the case, many fans were shocked to hear Tyler tell Catelynn that she’s “not ready to be a mother” in the clip above.

As fans of the series know, Tyler and Catelynn put their first child up for adoption.

So the comment is a particularly low-blow coming from Tyler.

Hopefully, the full scene will show him immediately apologizing.

Nick Viall to Josh Murray: You"re A Villain!

Nick Viall and Josh Murray will never be friends. 

That much was established when the two of them butted heads for Andi Dorfman’s heart on The Bachelorette Season 10. 

Why would you want to be friends with a love rival? That would just be pretty awkward. 

The two of them probably never wanted to be in the same room again, but after signing up for Bacherlor in Paradise Season 3, they were forced to.

If you watch Bachelor in Paradise online, you’ll know they really don’t like one another. 

It probably didn’t help matters that history repeated itself on Bachelor in Paradise.

Viall had struck up a romance with Amanda Stanton, but she ditched him for Josh Murray. 

That’s got to sting a little, but it will hopefully pave the way for a lot of drama throughout the rest of the season. 

Nick has every reason to not like his love rival. Josh made it crystal clear he had a thing for Stanton and would be pursuing her throughout the dating series. 

That was met with a stern look from Viall, but there was really nothing he could do. 

If you recall, Josh Murray and Amanda Stanton are totally engaged right now, so Murray beat Viall at the love rival game for a second time. 

That’s probably part of the reason why Nick weighed in on Andi Dorfman’s tell-all about her time with Josh. 

Viall was very much on team Andi, unsurprisingly. 

After the August 8 episode aired, Murray took to Twitter about the scene involving him meeting Nick.

“Bahahahaha that whole Nick vs me talk when I returned from my date [with Amanda] was cut up so much, cracks me up — if y’all only knew what was said.”

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However, Viall has since opened up about Murray’s claims.

“[Josh] seems to be taking the approach with saying things about editing and stuff like that, which is funny because I’ve been in the position in the past where I haven’t been painted as favorable as some of my other peers. I’ve been called a villain and things like that, but I never put the blame on editing,” Nick Viall explains to Us.

Blaming the editing is a common thing for people on reality TV shows, but Nick sure thinks it isn’t the editing that’s the issue. 

“I’ve made my mistakes on my time on the show, and I think we should be held accountable for the things we say and do in life and on the show. … I try not to get too involved with how he’s responding,” he continued. 

What do you think?

Was Josh right to blame the editing?

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Kardashians to Tyga: If You Get Arrested, You"re Out of the Family!

Khloe might enjoy quoting The Godfather when talking about her family, but in man ways, the Kardashian clan couldn’t be more different from the Corleones.

Marlon Brando made himself look older and fatter for his role as Don Corleone, while the Kardashians always seem to be getting younger and thinner.

The Corleones were all about loyalty and never going against the family, whereas the Kards throw one another under the bus like its their jobs.

And since their jobs are to stir up drama to maximize reality TV ratings, we guess it kind of is.

Long before Rob Kardashian got engaged to his sister’s arch-nemesis, there were countless other examples of Kardashians behaving dickishly toward one another in public.

Rob comparing Kim Kardashian to “the b-tch from Gone Girl“ springs immediately to mind.

Or how about Rob telling his mom to perform a sex act on him and posting video of it to Instagram?

Come to think of it, a lot of the examples involve Rob.

The latest act of Kardashian disloyalty involves the whole family, however, and it’s directed squarely at Kylie’s controversial boyfriend, Tyga.

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As you may have heard, an arrest warrant was issued for Tyga yesterday as a result of the rapper’s alleged inability (or unwillingness) to pay his bills.

Now, insiders are claiming that the family is PISSED, and they’ve basically told T-Raww to keep his distance until he gets the matter sorted out.

It’s Kylie’s birthday today, and Tyga has reportedly been banned from celebrating with the family, as they fear his legal troubles could compromise their “brand.”

Reps for Tyga say the rapper is a no-show because he’s performing in Turks & Caicos.

Considering his real job is being Kylie’s boyfriend, we find that hard to believe.

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Donald Trump to Crying Baby: You"re Fired!!!

Donald Trump has already insulted Mexican people.

And women.

And Muslims.

And even the parents of a U.S. soldier who was killed in battle.

But we figured adorable, innocent, tiny human beings were off-limits.

We figured wrong.

During a speech in Ashburn, Virginia on Tuesday, August 2, Trump was talking about China and how it hordes America"s debt over us and how close he is to that country…

… when a baby started to cry in the audience.

At first, The Donald appeared to reply with kindness and understanding. And some creepiness.

He said he loved babies and that this one was "young and beautiful" and the mother could relax and sit down, it was all good.

But then Trump kept talking and the baby cried again and he took a different approach.

He told the baby and its mother to leave.

He couldn"t even believe that the woman did not understand his initial sarcasm.

Some people just don"t get it, he mumbled out loud.

The mother actually thought he didn"t mind that a baby was crying during his speech. Pishaw! Trump was flabbergasted.

Which at least means he now understands how sane people feel when they hear anyone on the planet think Donald Trump should be President of the United States.

Ready to see Trump actually put a baby in the corner?

Watch below to see how he reacts to this very rude and immature interruption:

Keshia Knight Pulliam to Ed Hartwell: You"re the Father!

Keshia Knight Pulliam was hit with a double whammy this week.

First, Ed Hartwell filed for divorce from The Cosby Show alum, despite the pair having only been married for seven months.

(They tied the proverbial knot during an intimate, small ceremony at the actress’ home in January.)

But then the former NFL linebacker truly sacked Pulliam where it counts and where it hurts the most:

He demanded in his legal papers that she get a paternity test!

Indeed, Pulliam is pregnant with the couple’s first child. But Hartwell clearly has questions over whether or not he’s the father.

It’s very safe to assume concerns over Pulliam’s fidelity are what caused him to file for divorce as well.

According to TMZ, however, Pulliam is not sweating the paternity test demand. She is certain that her estranged husband is the man who knocked her up.

Sources confirm to the celebrity gossip site that Pulliam was “blindsided” by the divorce filing.

She knows she’s been faithful to Hartwell and has no clue why he would believe anything to the contrary.

The insiders also say that Pulliam is angry over Ed running so quickly to court to file divorce papers.

Is she aware that there are some hiccups in their relationship? Yes.

But she also believes married couples should work things out because that’s what her parents have done to stay together for nearly 40 years.

Still. She should probably hire herself a good lawyer.

“What kind of man files for divorce from his pregnant wife?” a source asks TMZ, implying that this kind of man would not be the kind to change his mind.

(And would Pulliam even want to be with someone who made this decision in the first place?)

Pulliam will forever best be known for having played Rudy Huxtable on The Cosby Show.

Hartwell, meanwhile, played a total of five seasons in the NFL, amassing seven sacks while playing for the Ravens and Falcons.

Kanye West to Kim Kardashian: You"re Too Fat!

It’s not enough that we are our own toughest critic.  

Having your husband or boyfriend offer up their opinion on how you look is not only unsolicited, it does damage to your emotional well-being.

Judging by the way Kanye West treats Kim Kardashian, I choose not to believe this story about his insistence that she lose weight.

Then again, maybe I’m giving West too much credit.

Radar Online reportedly has the gossip on West’s discontent over Kardashian’s size.

“Kim was feeling so self-conscious on the Fourth of July that she did not want to go to any parties,” a source told the publication.

“She and Kanye have been fighting non-stop.”

Ok, we ladies are entitled to have those types of days.

“Kanye keeps pressuring Kim to lose her weight and he has been telling her that she really needs to get back to her ‘old self,"” the source said.

Ok, not cool.

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“He always talks about how hot her body used to be.

“Of course Kim is bitter at him for it. He is fat-shaming her!”

If you’ve been watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians since season one, you’re aware that the 35-year-old is very self-conscious when it comes to her appearance.

“Kim is always talking about how fat she is now,” a source said, adding that she “does not know how to diet properly.”

The source also claims that West’s criticisms have pushed Kardashian to hire help.

“After all of this, she is going to be using a personal chef to help her get back to her old weight.”

Actually, Kardashian already has a trainer, and she’s the spokeswoman for the Atkins diet, which she got on after giving birth to Saint West in December 2015.

In fact, Kardashian made a cameo in Fergie’s latest music video for her single, “M.I.L.F $ .”

“She’s been working out twice a day, cardio and then a class like Pilates,” a source told E! News of Kardashian’s pre-music video routine.

“And she’s doing a very strict Atkins plan, eating about 20 grams of carbs a day. She’s really happy with the results.”

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Sara Foster Slams Former Stepmom Yolanda Foster: "You"re Not Dying!"

If you watch their show, Barely Famous, you know that David Foster’s daughters don’t mince words.

While their comedic timing is great, Sara and Erin Foster aren’t afraid to be brutally honest when defending their dad, who announced his separation from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Yolanda Foster on December 1st, 2015.

Yolanda has been public about her battle with Lyme disease, which she was diagnosed with in 2013.

The Foster girls, however, could do without the social media updates.

“It’s not for us to comment on, only she knows her journey, but what I will say is, if you’re capable of continuing to be on a reality show, you’re not dying — let’s be honest,” Sara, 35, said candidly during a Wednesday appearance on SiriusXM’s Dirty, Sexy Funny with Jenny McCarthy.

“I know sick people. I’ve been to Children’s Hospital. I’ve seen children who are f–king dying, so it’s not easy for me.”

Erin, 33, interjected, telling McCarthy that neither sister wishes “anyone ill will of any kind.  She did, however, bring up the fact that they weren’t comfortable with Yolanda’s Instagrams, most of which showed her getting treatment for the disease.

“No one wants everyone to know how sick they are and everyone to see how much they are struggling,” Erin added. 

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“And when that seems to be the focus, of making sure everyone sees how sick you are, that’s just confusing to someone that is trying to be supportive.”

After all is said and done, the girls are sticking by David.

“To be honest with you, our loyalty is to our dad, he’s a really good guy,” Sara said.

“For no one to come to his defense, it was unfortunate. …

“[My dad] will give the shirt off his back to you, to you, to you. To anyone in this room.”

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Kim Kardashian: You"re Not a Feminist If You Support Kanye, Piers Morgan Argues

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Kanye West is once again stirring the pot with the release of his “Famous” music video.

The clip features nude wax statues of several celebs lying naked in bed next to West.

Despite the deliberate provocation and further cries for attention from Kanye in the form of “somebody sue me!” tweets, most of the famous figured in the clip (who range from Rihanna to George W. Bush) have simply shrugged off West’s latest “performance art” or failed to acknowledge it at all.

The women whose lifeless figures are lying on either side of Kanye in the video, his wifr Kim Kardashian and his longtime rival Taylor Swift, have received the most scrutiny in the wake of the video’s release, which was no doubt West’s intention.

Swift was the subject of a misogynistic tirade in the lyrics of West’s song, and in a recent piece for the Daily Mail journalist Piers Morgan argues that West should face criminal prosecution for using her likeness in what basically amounts to revenge porn: 

“This is abuse, pure and simple; an older man exposing a younger woman to public sexual humiliation,” Morgan writes.

“Taylor’s said to be ‘hurt and angry’ by the video, and who can blame her?

“If it was my daughter Kanye was violating in this disgraceful way, I’d be round his house now with the L.A.P.D

“(Perhaps Taylor’s new boyfriend Tom Hiddleston will have his own way of dealing with such a revolting slur?)”

Furthemore, he argues, Kim Kardashian should have her feminist card revoked for blindly supporting her controversial husband.

“‘She’s talented at being beautiful,’ you recently claimed about Kim,” Morgan writes.

“Only none of this is beautiful. It’s ugly; very, very ugly. And it makes further mockery of Kim’s claim to be some sort of feminist icon.”

Kanye is obviously not concerned about being sued by other artists.

But by hitting him where it hurts – he and his wife’s roles as important cultural icons – Morgan may have just delivered a crushing blow to the rapper’s ego.

Kim Kardashian: You"re Not a Feminist If You Support Kanye, Piers Morgan Argues

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Kanye West is once again stirring the pot with the release of his “Famous” music video.

The clip features nude wax statues of several celebs lying naked in bed next to West.

Despite the deliberate provocation and further cries for attention from Kanye in the form of “somebody sue me!” tweets, most of the famous figured in the clip (who range from Rihanna to George W. Bush) have simply shrugged off West’s latest “performance art” or failed to acknowledge it at all.

The women whose lifeless figures are lying on either side of Kanye in the video, his wifr Kim Kardashian and his longtime rival Taylor Swift, have received the most scrutiny in the wake of the video’s release, which was no doubt West’s intention.

Swift was the subject of a misogynistic tirade in the lyrics of West’s song, and in a recent piece for the Daily Mail journalist Piers Morgan argues that West should face criminal prosecution for using her likeness in what basically amounts to revenge porn: 

“This is abuse, pure and simple; an older man exposing a younger woman to public sexual humiliation,” Morgan writes.

“Taylor’s said to be ‘hurt and angry’ by the video, and who can blame her?

“If it was my daughter Kanye was violating in this disgraceful way, I’d be round his house now with the L.A.P.D

“(Perhaps Taylor’s new boyfriend Tom Hiddleston will have his own way of dealing with such a revolting slur?)”

Furthemore, he argues, Kim Kardashian should have her feminist card revoked for blindly supporting her controversial husband.

“‘She’s talented at being beautiful,’ you recently claimed about Kim,” Morgan writes.

“Only none of this is beautiful. It’s ugly; very, very ugly. And it makes further mockery of Kim’s claim to be some sort of feminist icon.”

Kanye is obviously not concerned about being sued by other artists.

But by hitting him where it hurts – he and his wife’s roles as important cultural icons – Morgan may have just delivered a crushing blow to the rapper’s ego.

Chris Brown Blasts Publicist: You"re a B-tch!

Chris Brown is on a roll of late.

A violent, angry, unstable, disturbing roll.

In early June, the singer was accused of stomping a man’s head during a concert in Cannes.

About three weeks later, Brown’s own manager came out and alleged that Brown once beat him down and then bragged about it to friends and other employees.

The artist will be facing a lawsuit for this supposed action.

Then, over the weekend, a different manager named Nancy Ghosh claimed that Breezy threatened her on a tour bus and scared her so much that she demanded the vehicle pull over.

She quit the next day and emailed others close to Brown, referring to Brown as “irrational and high on drugs” at the time of their incident.

We don’t know about that. Brown has proven that he can be a complete A-Hole while stone cold sober.

Now, TMZ has coverage of what allegedly went down between Brown and publicist Nicole Perna.

The two were reportedly engaged in a text message conversation about magazine covers Brown wanted to be featured on in promotion of his clothing line.

The conversation opened with Perna texting the perpetually angry star: “Loooove all the black pyramid pieces … awesome collection!” 

But Brown had no interest in receiving the praise well.

“I don’t want you texting me compliments with no results,” he wrote back, accusing Perna of doing nothing to secure Vogue, GQ or any other publications and telling her:

“Get in the game.”

Whatever so far, right? Plenty of celebrities likely have intense conversations with their publicists.

But Anna Wintour doesn’t want to f-ck with you,” Perna replied, adding:

“These editors don’t want to f-ck with you… The majority of my time is spent on damage control. I am constantly cleaning sh-t up and having your back.”

Sounds about right for someone whose client is Chrown Brown.

Just scroll up to relive all his run-ins from the last month alone.

“NICOLE, you texting me as if I will give a f-ck if u dont work for me or not,” Brown fied back. “Do whatever makes u feel better. Me personally, I DONT GIVE A F*-CK!!”

Including another employee in the exchange, Brown went off on Perna as a “bitch” who deserves her “termination,” which prompted Perna to reply: 

“Chris, respect. You’re in my prayers.”

“Bitch u in my nightmares,” Brown wrote back.

Perna then sent her resignation letter to the artist.

View Slideshow: Chris Brown and Royalty: Father-Daughter Photos

Amber Heard to Johnny Depp: You"re Scared!

Amber Heard is not having any of Johnny Depp’s BS. 

The actor’s people are implying to everyone that Amber and Johnny both want to end their legal war, but that’s actually pretty far from the truth. 

Amber actually wants the case the to continue on because she wants to take to the stand. 

This is all because she knows that Johnny and his people are making the rumor up out over what she’ll say on the stand. 

Is she saving some of the finer details of what really was going on between them for the stand?

It certainly seems that way. 

Johnny and his representatives are obviously frightened that the details are so bad that they’ll wreck his career even more. 

It kind of makes sense, but then if Amber does settle out of court, her story would never be told. 

Amber’s testimony will no doubt make or break her estranged husband’s career, but things aren’t looking good for him right now. 

Why would Depp want to settle out of court if he’s really innocent?

Surely, he would want to refute any claim that Amber made to try and do some damage control. 

This just adds further fuel to the fire that Depp isn’t as innocent as he’s trying to make us believe. 

Either way, it looks like this case is going to get more interesting as Amber takes to the stand to give her version of events. 

Initially, Amber seemed to be the one getting the negative press when she came forward about her torment at the hands of Depp. 

Her past was brought up and even the fact that she was arrested for domestic assault.

Luckily, her ex-girlfriend, Tasya Van Ree came forward with nothing but kind words for Heard.

What do you think of the latest on this ongoing drama for the former couple?

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Kylie Jenner to PartyNextDoor: You"re Trying to HIDE Me!! (VIDEO)

Kylie Jenner is moving fast in her new relationship with PartyNextDoor, and it looks like the couple just had their first fight.

Both Kylie and the 22-year-old rapper have already appeared on each other"s Snapchats, and PND recently posted a video of his visibly upset new girlfriend.

In the vid, Kylie suggests that PND is trying to hide her after he deleted an earlier post with her in it.

He tries to explain that he was just "protecting" her, but she does not appear convinced.

Very early this morning, Kylie debuted her new flame on her Snapchat by sharing a video of him playing the piano and singing "Kylie, Kylie."

But more interesting than the content of the vid is the time it was posted: 6:21 a.m.

That"s a very early date.

Or very late date, if you get my drift.

Did you catch that, Tyga?

While it appears that Kylie is having a grand ol" time with PND (or at least, a time), sources claim that she"s still reeling from her breakup, and the reason she"s been so public with her new man is to make Tyga jealous.

It"s the exact type of thing teenagers do when they want to stick it to someone, even if they"re rich and famous.

Kylie was first spotted with PND at a comedy show in Hollywood, and later on a bowling date.

He filmed Kylie throwing the ball and knocking some pins down then shared it to Snapchat.

Kylie broke her silence on Tyga breakup rumors yesterday when she debunked a rumor that he owed her $ 2 million, calling it nothing but "lies."

Nia Guzman to Chris Brown: You"re Just an "Instagram Dad!"

Today is the second birthday of Royalty Brown.

And what did her parents get her for this special occasion?

An intense feud over social media. How generous of them, right?!?

Earlier this week, Brown went off on Guzman for dressing little Royalty in what he deemed to be far too adult of an outfit.

Because Brown is a violent and angry person who once bludgeoned the face of Rihanna, we tend to disagree with him on most things in life.

But we actually think he made a decent point when he wrote the following on Guzman’s page in response to THIS PICTURE.

“It’s crazy to me that a parent would OK dressing our daughter like she 16. I ain’t cool wit that. She is 2!!!!”

Granted, Brown made this point in public, on social media, instead of simply having a conversation with his child’s mother about it. But still.

In turn, Guzman has now also taken to the Internet and absolutely blasted Brown as a father.

‘You are so f-cking lost in life and it’s sad,” she wrote yesterday.

“I’ve done nothing but be a mother to our child. A mother wanting protection and wanting proper child support is not wrong. You are one sad individual, literally.”

Not figuratively, folks. Guzman is saying that Brown is truly sad.

Brown just won pretty big in a legal battle with Guzman, as a judge ruled the parents will continue to share custody of Royalty.

The artist is permitted to see his daughter up to 12 days a month without supervision.

But Guzman wants the universe to know that Brown may post many photos of his kid online (see above)… but it takes more than that to be a real father.

“I’m a damn good mother and can’t nobody say sh-t in that department,” she added.

“It’s sad that you’re an Instagram dad! Your mother is her father. Your mother does it all! You do sh-t!  

“I had her with your mother. That’s facts!”

That’s not a fact, no. But the strong point is taken.

And “Instagram Dad” is our new favorite insult.

We can’t wait to see how Brown responds to this diss. Let’s hope he lets his social media account do the talking and not his fists.

View Slideshow: Chris Brown and Royalty: Father-Daughter Photos

Gwyneth Paltrow Found You a $15K Vibrator. You"re Welcome.

If there’s anyone less qualified to offer you sex toys than the world’s WASP-iest woman, then I implore that person to step forward.

Gwyneth Paltrow imagines she’s doing the Lord’s work by offering her readers high-end sex toys, edited neatly on her pretentious lifestyle site that I hate/love, GOOP.

Your regular, hum-drum “goody draw” needs an upgrade.  Like, coach-to-first-class-and-you-pay-the-difference upgrade.

The lube you’re using has parabens, and those condoms may have prevented several unwanted pregnancies and STDs, but are they “vegan, paraben-free, glycerin-free, Nonoxynal-9-free, and benzocaine- and lidocaine-free?”

I think not!

Thanks to a particular scene from Netflix’s Grace & Frankie, we’re now aware that drugstore lubricants are dangerous.

“We’d never considered what went into lube, and that it’s actually super toxic (the most popular options contain parabens, for one) and that we are in theory putting it into the most vulnerable and permeable parts of our bodies,” GOOP pointed out.

“So, maybe Frankie was onto something when she called her yam-lube invention ‘a big moment in the history of the vagina.’”

Now you’ve got us all paranoid about our nether regions, Gwynnie.

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If you’re worried about your genitals falling off as a result of toxic lube and want to give them a final hurrah they soon won’t forget, might GOOP interest you in Lelo Inez’s 24k gold vibrator?

It was designed “for those who understand that you can’t put a price on pleasure,” so surely you’re ok with dropping $ 15,000.

For those of you who are too poor for such luxury, might GOOP interest you in the stainless steel version ($ 7,900)?

If you were deciding between that dress at Neiman Marcus or a “black and gold cat whip by Agent Provocateur,”ask yourself which one who kiss you goodnight.

Neither! Any way you slice it, you’re spending $ 535 on something you will probably get only one use out of.

If you’re feeling sexy-on-a-budget, GOOP suggests the $ 399 Tiani vibrating couples’ massager.

Why?  because it features a “ring of 24k gold laser-engraved with a unique serial number and a new dual-motor design for more power than ever before.”

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Then again, this article comes straight from GOOP.

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Madonna to Fashion Critics: You"re Sexist! And Ageist!

According to many critics, Madonna was among the worst dressed celebrities at the MET Gala in New York City on Monday night.

The Hollywood Gossip was among those who labeled The Material Girl as such (see our rundown below) after she walked the red carpet in a VERY revealing black lace ensemble by Riccardo Tisci.

The singer’s buttocks and breasts were pretty much on full display.

But this is Madonna.

This is one of the most outspoken celebrities of modern times, so she didn’t exactly take the criticism lightly.

She fired back in full force, in fact.

Via a long, detailed and harshly worded Instagram post, the legendary artist said her MET Gala selection was about far more than just her personal fashion preferences.

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“We have fought and continue to fight for civil rights and gay rights around the world. When it comes to Women’s rights we are still in the dark ages,” Madonna wrote as a caption to the photo above.

 “My dress at the Met Ball was a political statement as well as a fashion statement.”

And just what was that political statement?

“The fact that people actually believe a woman is not allowed to express her sexuality and be adventurous past a certain age is proof that we still live in an age-ist and sexist society.

“I have never thought in a limited way and I’m not going to start. We cannot effect change unless we are willing to take risks By being fearless and By taking the road leas traveled by.

“Thats how we change history.”

Here is a look at both the front and the back of Madonna’s controversial dress. 

You tell us if you agree she’s making a profound political statement:

It shouldn’t exactly come as a shock to anyone that Madonna would wear a risque outfit, especially to this sort of event.

But here is how she concluded her Instagram post:

If you have a problem with the way I dress it is simply a reflection of your prejudice. I’m not afraid to pave the way for all the girls behind me As Nina Simone once said, the definition of freedom is being fearless. I remain Unapologetic and a Rebel in this life and all the others.

Join my fight for Gender. Equality!

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