Showing posts with label Swag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Swag. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

North West Wears "Swag" That Costs HOW MUCH?!?

North West sucks.


We mean this literally, not pejoratively, as Kim Kardashian has shared a new Instagram photo of her only daugther standing outside and sucking on a lollipop.



But that’s not what stands out to most who have seen this picture.


Because Kim captioned the image with the word “swag,” critics have honed in on the ensemble donned here by the precious two-year old.


According to The New York Post’s Page Six, North was photographed while hanging out with aunt Kourtney Kardashian and cousins Penelope and Mason Disick.


She is wearing Converse sneakers… jeans… a pink sweatshirt… a matching pink hat… and a fur coat that Page Six editors estimate costs about $ 3,500 if it’s real.


Yes, that’s three-thousands, five-hundred American dollars for an outfit donned by a toddler.


Last week, Kardashian shared a couple far less controversial pictures of her cute child.


In one of them, both North and her mom are rocking matching braids.


In another, North is smiling broadly while meeting Santa Claus.


Both snapshots are very cute and while we judge Kim Kardashian for many things, we try to avoid any sort of parenting critique.


But $ 3,500?!? For a child’s fur coat?!? Come on, Kim.


Just…. come on now.


Thursday, September 17, 2015

12 Pieces of Presidential Swag You Really Can Purchase


Do not ever doubt the lengths politicians will go to in order to raise funds.


Case in point: Hillary Clinton posed for a selfie with Kim Kardashian at an expensive dinner in Los Angeles.


Other cases in point: the following pieces of swag, all of which are real and actually on sale on the official websites of various candidates…




1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Happy birthday

For $ 35, fans of Rand Paul can wish other fans of Rand Paul a happy birthday… with this three-foot tall birthday card. It comes with an equally gigantic envelope.



2. Grillary Clinton


Grillary clinton

Look, we love puns as much as the next guy. Ok, fine: we love puns even more than the next guy. But Grillary Clinton?!? This is something a serious President candidate is selling.



3. A Marco Polo


A marco polo

This totally wins. Marco Rubio is selling a polo shirt with his name on it. Get it? A Marco Polo!



4. A Bobby Jindal T-Shirt


A bobby jindal t shirt

There’s nothing too funny about this shirt, really, although the slogan could use some work. We mostly wanted to see if people knew Jindal was running for President.



5. Mugging for the Camera


Mugging for the camera

Okay, so Rick Perry dropped out early. And a PAC of the former nominee was selling this shirt, not the man himself. But still. It’s a shirt that uses Rick Perry’s mug shot! And it’s PRO Rick Perry!



6. Hillary, I’ll See Your Pun and Raise You…


Hillary ill see your pun and raise you

Jeb Bush is selling a guacamole bowl on his website for $ 75. It is called the Guaca Bowle.


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