The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 Taglines Revealed!

The Real Housewives of Orange County is back for Season 13, and each Housewife — new and old — has her own tagline.

Some of these catchphrases are better than others, but we"ll let you be the judge. Mostly.

If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online, you can see all of the new (and old) drama unfold.

And while some fans are nervous about Season 13, perhaps these taglines will offer them a hint of what"s to come.

Take a look:

1. Season 13 has begun!

Season 12 was considered to be (mostly) lackluster, so these taglines may give fans hope for excitement to come in Season 13.

2. Vicki Gunvalson

Her tagline is: “The fun bus is leaving, and this time I’m in the driver’s seat.”

3. The … Fun Bus?

Vicki is a grandmother. She’s been starring on RHOC since before some of its viewers were born. She doesn’t have to sound cool to be cool.

4. Shannon Beador

Shannon’s is: “Some people say I’m too much to handle. I say, I’m just getting started.”

5. Is "too much to handle" a reference to her weight?

Shannon gained a little weight before Season 12, and worked hard to lose it. In the process, she also shed the dead weight of David Beador — which is probably what she means about just getting started.

6. Kelly Dodd

Kelly’s tagline is: “Call animal control, ‘cause there’s a cougar on the loose in the OC.”

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The Real Housewives of New York City: Taglines Revealed!

It"s a tradition unlike any other.

The Masters?

No, of course not.

We"re referring to the annual unveiling of taglines for each The Real Housewives of New York City cast member prior to the premiere of a new season.

As previously confirmed, long-time socialite Tinsley Mortimer will come on board the beloved Bravo series this fall, joining stars Sonja Morgan, Bethenny Frankel, Ramona Singer, Dorinda Medley, Luann D"Agostino and Carole Radziwill for a lot of fighting and wine drinking.

We hear things aren"t going too well so far.

What about the taglines, though?

What about the way each woman would describe hereslf, heading into the April 5 premiere?

Let"s play a game, okay?

We"ll give you the tagline. You try to guess who it belongs to. And then check out the following promo to see if you got it right.

Ready? Let"s do this…

I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.

I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste!

There’s nothing Grey about my Gardens.

In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote.

The only title I’d trade Countess for … is Wife.

A good set of lashes can fix anything … even a mugshot.

If you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.

What do you think?

Who says which of the above sentences in the video below? Find out now!

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