First of all, the Photoshop job on this cover is terrible.
Second of all, someone at Celebrity Dirty Laundry must be either jealous or deeply offended by the Duchess of Cambridge’s appearance, because they are ruthless with their story on the OK! cover.
“Kate Middleton’s obsession with diet and exercise has Prince William concerned the Duchess of Cambridge is much, much too vain,” Celebrity Dirty Laundry alleges.
“It’s all about appearances for Kate, who thinks she’s some kind of movie star and supermodel.
“Queen Elizabeth and Camilla Parker-Bowles are disgusted with this superficial cover girl and her commoner standards.”
OK!’s latest issue lifted a photo from a tennis workshop engagement Catherine took part in back in February (and colored it pink), and plopped it against a photo of Buckingham Palace.
And while “sources” in the story insist that Catherine doesn’t “starve” herself to be thin, CDL gripes that “deep down William knows he is now stuck with a wife who has horrible low class Hollywood values.”
“The second-in-line to the throne probably wishes he had married an aristocrat who understands the duties of a Royal wife,” the story claims.
Catherine has always been very athletic; she’s said to love yoga, running, tennis and skiing in particular.
“Even if it’s just 15 minutes, [Kate] does something to get her heart pumping every day,” a source told the magazine.
The OK! story also highlights her dedication to organic cooking for her family (lean meats, vegetables and fruit), which CDL claims is a cover for what she really does.
“Rather take on serious charity work as Princess Diana did, Kate Middleton’s days are filled with extreme dieting and exercising between trips to the plastic surgeon for a nip here and a tuck there,” CDL writes.
“This future Queen is ridiculously self-absorbed and has no idea how to exemplify the Royal values of duty to crown and country, hard work and self-sacrifice.
“Insiders try to pass of the superficial values by saying Kate just wants to be healthy and make certain Prince William, Prince George, and Princess Charlotte are too.”
Someone needs a hug. And maybe a sedative.
