Farrah Abraham om Bristol Palin: UGH! Who Cares?!?

It"s stunning, but it"s true:

Bristol Palin will be a cast member on Teen Mom OG.

Yes, that Bristol Palin, the same one whose mom ran for Vice President of the entire United States in 2008.

Palin has three kids and have birth to her first when she was a teen, so, hey, we guess she qualifies!

Does Farrah Abraham agree?

After we got over the initial shock of Brisol landing this role, we got to wondering what Farrah thinks about MTV"s decision to replace her with Palin.

Scroll down and all around to find out her response…

1. Wait, Wait… BRISTOL PALIN!

We swear, it’s true! TMZ broke the news and other outlets have since confirmed. The 27-year old is the mother to a 9-year old named Tripp; a two-year old named Sailor; and a 14-month old named Atlee.

2. Why Would MTV Do This?

Ummm… are you kidding? Bristol may have been the most famous teen mom in history when she got pregnant, as she carried a child in her unmarried womb while her mother was running for the second-highest office in the land. Talk about a ratings-grabbed!

3. Why Would Bristol Do This?

For fame and fortune. She has been out of the spotlight for years and we’re assuming her paycheck is somewhere in the deep six figures. At minimum.

4. Has Palin Appeared on Reality TV Before?

Yes, which is another reason why this isn’t a shock from her point of view. Palin co-starred, for example, on her mother’s TLC series Sarah Palin’s Alaska in 2010 .

5. And Also…

… let’s not forget she was actually given her very own Lifetime series titled “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp” for one season in 2012.

6. And Also One More…

She also appeared on seasons 11 AND 15 of Dancing With the Stars. She finished in third place during her initial run and was eliminated on week four during her All-Stars run years later.

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Leah Messer Cares More About D-ck Than Being a Mom, Fans Claim

Last week, the world learned that Leah Messer is dating Jason Jordan, a 38-year-old fellow West Virginian and father to a 2-year-old girl.

Leah"s love life has always been a subject of intense interest to Teen Mom 2 fans, even though her storylines on the show these days tend to be centered around the challenges she faces as a mother of three young girls, one of whom suffers from a debilitating medical condition.

Now, it seems some fans think Leah should take a page from the series" producers by focusing less on men and more on her daughters.

It"s an unfair allegation that seems to serve no purpose other than maligning the reputation of a loving and devoted mother.

But this is the internet in 2018, a time and virtual place where it"s not hard for such fake news to gain traction.

1. The Messer-Simms-Calvert Clan

Leah has really stepped up her motherhood game and renewed her focus on her daughters’ health, happiness, and well-being in recent years. But she still can’t catch a break from her most virulent critics.

2. Ere Jordan

These days, Leah is in a serious relationship with Jason Jordan, but on the latest episodes of TM2 — which were filmed several months ago — she’s still single and looking to mingle … specifically with her second husband, Jeremy Calvert.

3. Spilling Tea

On this week’s episode, Leah met up with Kailyn Lowry in order to record an episode of Kail’s podcast. But before the official interview began, Leah shared an off-the-record revelation.

4. Reunited?

Leah revealed to Kailyn that she had recently “hooked up” with ex-husband Jeremy Calvert.

5. A Complicated Situation

Leah made it sound like a casual hookup, but she’s demonstrated in the past that she would be very much open to the idea of reconciling with Calvert.

6. On the Market

Jeremy recently split with former girlfriend Desi Kibler, so he’s on the market. But it seems some viewers feel that Leah should keep her hands to herself …

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Julius Randle Cares About His Own L.A. Future, Not LeBron"s

Julius Randle says you can jam it with all the questions about LeBron James on the Lakers … because there’s one Lakers future he’s much more interested in … HIS OWN. Randle is coming off a career season with the Purple & Gold, but being…

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LaVar Ball: "Who Cares" About Language Barrier? Bring On Lithuania!

Here’s LaVar Ball talking about the biggest BBB news yet — the move to Lithuania … telling TMZ Sports he doesn’t give a single DAMN about the language barrier.  LaVar was with LiAngelo and LaMelo — the newest members of Prienu…

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Brian Austin Green: Who Cares If My Son Wears a Dress?!

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green sure do make some adorable babies, huh?

We know that because so far they"ve created three beautiful boys: four-year-old Noah, three-year-old Bodhi, and one-year-old Journey.

Megan and Brian haven"t shared too many photos of their children over the years, but thanks to paparazzi photos and a handful of social media posts, we"ve had a few good glimpses of these kids.

And, just over a month ago, one of those rare glimpses brought on a whole, whole lot of hate.

See, Megan shared a few photos of her sons, and in one of them, darling little Noah was wearing a dress.

A Frozen dress, to be specific — an adorable Elsa costume.

It was a pretty cute picture, but judging by some of the comments people left, letting a four-year-old wear a dress is basically child abuse.

Some people told her that it was "so sad" that she"s "confusing" Noah like this, while others said it was "disgusting" to let him wear a dress.

One particularly unhinged person even wrote "Putting your son in a dress conforming to the gay trans illuminati agenda. Burn in hell witch! You"re sickening!"

Seems like too many feelings about something that is just not a big deal, right?

And in a new interview, Brian is telling it exactly how it is.

"So yeah," he begins, "my son, you know, he"s four, and I"ve heard from some people that they don"t agree with him wearing dresses."

"To them, I say "I don"t care.""

"He"s four, he continues, "and if he wants to wear it, then he wears it. And it"s dresses, or goggles, or slippers, whatever."

"It"s his life, they"re not my clothes."

Solid points — but he"s not done yet.

"I feel like at four or five," he says (Noah turns five later this month!), "that"s a time when you should be having fun."

"He"s not harming anyone wearing a dress, so if he wants to wear a dress, awesome. Good on him."

Did anyone else just develop a whole, whole lot of appreciation for Brian Austin Green all of a sudden?

Watch his full, amazing interview in the video below:

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Whoopi Goldberg, Who Cares Jamie Foxx is Dating Katie Holmes?!!

Whoopi Goldberg has better things to think about than Jamie Foxx hooking up with Katie Holmes. We got Whoopi out in the rain Wednesday at NYC’s Lincoln Center, and she was characteristically hysterical. When our photog asked about Jamie and Katie’s…

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Andy Cohen Cares about Huma Abedin and Tom Brady"s Ass (VIDEO)

Andy Cohen doesn’t have an apathetic bone in his body … with strong views ranging from Huma Abedin’s future to Tom Brady’s body parts. Andy was out and about in Bev Hills Friday — at Kyle Richard’s boutique — when we asked about the futures of…

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UFC"s Cowboy Cerrone: Who Cares If Jon Jones Does Coke?!

UFC bad ass Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone says he doesn’t give a DAMN if Jon Jones blows an entire Swiss Alps ski slope of cocaine … as long he beats the hell outta people in the octagon.  Cowboy and Jones train together — so, we asked how the…

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Abby Lee Miller Undergoes Dramatic Weight Loss Surgery, Claims Nobody Cares About Her

Abby Lee Miller became a reality TV sensation for her quick-witted responses to her dancers on Dance Moms. 

Nowadays, Miller’s life is anything but glamorous. She no longer works on the show that made her a household name and is currently awaiting sentencing in the wake of her pleading guilty to bankruptcy fraud. 

The beast of the East is now undergoing dramatic weight loss surgery that could probably give the beast of the South (June Shannon) a run for her money. 

The procedure in question for Abby is a sleeve gastrectomy, which will remove 80 percent of her stomach. We’re sure Abby was probably searching for how to shave 80 percent of her prison sentence, but she probably settled at losing some of her stomach. 

Kidding aside, Abby feels like no one cares about whether something goes wrong during the procedure. In an emotional interview with Entertainment Tonight, she got very upset about the whole thing. 

“Oh, this is crazy,” she said before walking into the operating room. 

“There’s nobody freaking out if something happens to me,” Miller revealed. “I’m scared, I’m nervous.”

It was a mere month ago Miller announced her decision to part ways with Dance Moms in a scathing Instagram rant that took aim at the producers.

It reads as follows:

The majority of children that follow me may be fast asleep, however now is the critical time to make the following statement: I WILL NO LONGER TAKE PART IN DANCE MOMS.

FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS/ SEVEN SEASONS I HAVE ASKED, BEGGED, AND EVEN DEMANDED CREATIVE CREDIT FOR ALL THE IDEAS, AWARD WINNING ROUTINES, THEMES, AND COSTUMING – TO NO AVAIL!

TODAY, I WAS SO PROUD THAT I WENT AGAINST THE PRODUCER’S IDEA (ONCE AGAIN) TO ENTER A COMMAND PERFORMANCE OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE NUMBERS… “WHERE HAVE ALL THE CHILDREN GONE?” ALONG WITH THREE BEAUTIFUL SOLOS!

I don’t have a problem working with any kid, I love children and have dedicated my life to making other people’s children successful! I JUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BEING MANIPULATED, DISRESPECTED, AND USED – DAY IN AND DAY OUT BY MEN WHO NEVER TOOK A DANCE LESSON IN THEIR LIVES AND TREAT WOMEN LIKE DIRT! #dancemoms #season7 #ALDC #aldcalways #newbeginnings #aldcla #alllovedancecourage

Dancing With the Stars pro, Cheryl Burke has now stepped into the coveted role and has posted nothing but positive images with her new students since. 

Was Abby part of the problem, or was it all down to the producers? Don’t expect an unauthorized Lifetime movie for this one. 

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Khloe Kardashian Bashes Interractial Couple Critics: Who the Eff Cares?!?

Khloe Kardashian has dated many black men.

This, of course, is not a racist statement. It’s simply a fact.

Over the years, this reality television star has been married to Lamar Odom, while also making love on various occasions to French Montana, James Harden and Tristan Thompson.

Like so many other guys and gals out there, she has a type.

But this type has also exposed Khloe to the darker side of humanity at times.

Over the weekend, Khloe made her feelings known when it comes to idiots who still take issue with men and women of different color actually being boyfriend and girlfriend.

“Interracial dating in today’s society is still looked down upon by many people,” someone named Kelsey Wells wrote to Kardashian on the latter’s app, adding:

“I am a woman who dates a man. Why can’t it just be that simple?”

Wells went on to explain how she lives in the South and everywhere she and her boyfriend go, “there are always stares,” and “people often make rude comments and gestures toward us.”

Even so, she concludes: “I brush it off because I know the man I love is HUMAN.”

Kardashian took this sentiment and ran with it in a blog post.

“Thank you Kelsey for talking about this important issue,” the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star wrote.

“I don’t support racism or discrimination of any kind and I especially don’t understand why some people are still against interracial relationships.”

Khloe shared this viewpoint just as her relationship with Thompson (below) appears to be getting serious.

The E! star helped Thompson celebrate his NBA Championship ring ceremony this month by attending his season-opening game in Cleveland.

She’s been spending so much time with the power forward that sources claim LeBron James is concerned.

He’s worried about the Kardashian dating curse and Khloe serving as a distraction and has allegedly made it clear to Thompson that he better end the romance ASAP.

“So many guys in the NBA blame Khloe and the Kardashians for their role in destroying Lamar Odom, and Kim’s ex Kris Humphries’ career never recovered,” an insider told OK! Weekly last week, adding:

“James Harden, whom Khloe dated last, hit a slump. They’re all telling Tristan that he’s going to be next.”

Through three games this season, Thompson is averaging 9.3 rebounds in an average of 28 minutes per contest.

That’s pretty solid and, most importantly, the Cavs are 3-0.

View Slideshow: Kardashian Athlete Exes: The Complete Ball-Her Rankings

Added Khloe in her angry blog post from Friday, when it comes to interractial dating critics:

“Like who the F cares anymore?! It’s so crazy because we’re all human beings capable of love so why does skin color have anything to do with it.”

It’s a great question, but remember: people are ignorant racists. It’s just a sad fact of society.

There’s been chatter of late that Kardashian is pregnant with Thompson’s baby AND that the two are engaged.

Oh, and that they will be getting married on TV and that they will have their own reality show.

We aren’t buying any of that chatter, but it’s clear there are serious feelings at work here.

“[We like to] just chill at home,” Khloe told Us Weekly of her and Thompson.

“That’s really what we do, mellow. We’re not that exciting. I feel like people think I’m, like, wild and like hanging from chandeliers.”

View Slideshow: 9 Men Whose Lives Were Ruined By the Kardashians

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Jenelle Evans" Pregnancy Slammed By Sister: Poor Jace! Mommy Only Cares About Hooking Up with Men!

Teen Mom 2 terror Jenelle Evans has finally confirmed her pregnancy, but at least one member of her family is far from thrilled about it.

News that David Eason got Jenelle Evans pregnant with her third child surfaced earlier this summer, but was only confirmed by her this week.

In fact, the reality star was far from pleased at the manner in which news that she was expecting baby #3 came out following her car accident.

But now it’s public knowledge, and from the looks of the photos posted by Jenelle and David (below), they are hyped to have a daughter.

Jenelle’s sister is less than enthusiastic for her, though.

Wednesday, Ashleigh Evans took to Facebook to share her reaction to the news, which was pretty much what a lot of us were thinking.

She just went ahead and said it without mincing words.

“So far I got 3 messages,” she began on Facebook.

“From my husband and friends, all of screen shots from reporters trying to sell me out to make me look bad now that my sister is expecting.”

“I really don’t are that she’s pregnant.”

Damn. She does care about one thing, though, and that is Jace, Jenelle’s first child via Andrew Lewis, who isn’t in their lives whatsoever:

“It makes me sad for my poor nephew who I’ve watched him struggle over the years of all the hardships he’s had to go through.”

“One day he’s gonna resent his mother and say wow!!”

“Mommy only cares about hooking up with men and having different babies with different men while I’m being raised by…someone else.”

Ashleigh then went on to throw MAJOR shade at Jenelle.

“It’s sad, 3 babies all different dads before 25, no job skills, no formal education, no life skills,” she lamented of Evans’ romantic life.

“I hope someday she realize that she’s done a lot of hurt.”

As you can see in the photo above, with Jenelle and Ashleigh along with their mother Barbara, she is clearly pretty far along in her pregnancy.

It’s not clear what the status of her relationship with the reality star is, but what we can tell you is that there appears to be some resentment.

Ashleigh has her own drama to deal with lately, too.

You won’t see if her you watch Teen Mom 2 online, but based on the Being Babs special, she had a terrible falling out with her second ex-husband.

That would be the father of one of her two children, and the situation included accusations of kidnapping and more. Really serious stuff.

We wish both sisters luck, which they clearly need.

View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans and David Eason: Romance Rewind!

Jenelle Evans" Pregnancy Slammed By Sister: Poor Jace! Mommy Only Cares About Hooking Up with Men!

Teen Mom 2 terror Jenelle Evans has finally confirmed her pregnancy, but at least one member of her family is far from thrilled about it.

News that David Eason got Jenelle Evans pregnant with her third child surfaced earlier this summer, but was only confirmed by her this week.

In fact, the reality star was far from pleased at the manner in which news that she was expecting baby #3 came out following her car accident.

But now it’s public knowledge, and from the looks of the photos posted by Jenelle and David (below), they are hyped to have a daughter.

Jenelle’s sister is less than enthusiastic for her, though.

Wednesday, Ashleigh Evans took to Facebook to share her reaction to the news, which was pretty much what a lot of us were thinking.

She just went ahead and said it without mincing words.

“So far I got 3 messages,” she began on Facebook.

“From my husband and friends, all of screen shots from reporters trying to sell me out to make me look bad now that my sister is expecting.”

“I really don’t are that she’s pregnant.”

Damn. She does care about one thing, though, and that is Jace, Jenelle’s first child via Andrew Lewis, who isn’t in their lives whatsoever:

“It makes me sad for my poor nephew who I’ve watched him struggle over the years of all the hardships he’s had to go through.”

“One day he’s gonna resent his mother and say wow!!”

“Mommy only cares about hooking up with men and having different babies with different men while I’m being raised by…someone else.”

Ashleigh then went on to throw MAJOR shade at Jenelle.

“It’s sad, 3 babies all different dads before 25, no job skills, no formal education, no life skills,” she lamented of Evans’ romantic life.

“I hope someday she realize that she’s done a lot of hurt.”

As you can see in the photo above, with Jenelle and Ashleigh along with their mother Barbara, she is clearly pretty far along in her pregnancy.

It’s not clear what the status of her relationship with the reality star is, but what we can tell you is that there appears to be some resentment.

Ashleigh has her own drama to deal with lately, too.

You won’t see if her you watch Teen Mom 2 online, but based on the Being Babs special, she had a terrible falling out with her second ex-husband.

That would be the father of one of her two children, and the situation included accusations of kidnapping and more. Really serious stuff.

We wish both sisters luck, which they clearly need.

View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans and David Eason: Romance Rewind!

Kim Kardashian Teases MORE Nude Photos, No One Cares

Brace for impact, internet.  Kim Kardashian has confirmed that she’s not done sharing nude selfies.

Kardashian was a keynote speaker at the BlogHer 16 conference in Los Angeles on August 5th, and touched on everything from her relationship with Kanye West to whether or not she considers herself a feminist.

Kardashian lost seventy pounds since giving birth to son Saint last December, and she’s not afraid to post a nude selfie these days because she feels good about herself.

“After you have two kids there is a feeling. I mean, I lost 70 pounds. So when you dedicate yourself getting up every morning, wake up at six in the morning, feeding one baby, get to go work out for an hour, coming back, feeding another baby, my husband, and then come back… I’m like, ‘I have three people I have to take care of!’

“You can just get so caught up in not wanting to be motivated. So I made it a really important thing for my confidence and for me to feel good. Have I posted a new selfie since I lost all my baby weight? I don’t think so!”

Oh, hell.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Nude Selfies: A Birthday Suit Breakdown

Kim, the recipient of the Webby Awards’s first-ever Break The Internet gong, doesn’t post photos to get a reaction.  

“I post it because I like the photo,” Kim explained.  “Sometimes I laugh. Like, I can’t even believe this photo’s getting a reaction. Haven’t they seen this a million times?”

Sure…

Is Kim a feminist?

“I don’t think that I am [a feminist]. I don’t like labels. I do what makes me happy and I want women to be confident,” Kim explained.

“I am so supportive of women. I love nothing more than when I’m with all my friends and I love to support women but I’m not a ‘free the nipple-type” of girl. If you’re not comfortable with that, don’t do it! I’m not about the labels. Just be you and be confident in you.”

On August 7th, Kim shared a video of her son, Saint West, likely a follow-up to her comments about him at the conference in response to a rumor that his “birth” was a publicity stunt.

Saint West: Kim Kardashian Shows Video of Laughing Son

“So truly, I was not posting about my son because I wanted him to be able to go to the park every single day like a normal human being and nobody knows who he is,” Kim explained.

“He’s eight months old now, and people thought he didn’t exist. People thought I had a whole fake baby and I made this whole thing up because I wasn’t posting about it. And to me, that’s so ridiculous.”

Totes ridic.

So, there you have it.  Kim Kardashian is a non-feminsist-but-kind-of-a-feminist who values a good photo, a right and tight body, and proving to the public that her children exist.

The end.

View Slideshow: 13 Times Kim Kardashian Suffered from Serious #FirstWorldProblems

Paris Hilton Is Making Yet Another Documentary About Herself, No One Cares

Remember that time you turned to your friend and said, “there aren’t enough great documentaries about socialites with zero interpersonal skills…?”

Well, you’re in luck, because America’s least-favorite heiress is taking part in a documentary about her life.

According to Entertainment Weekly, filming will begin in Ibiza next month, featuring interviews with Hilton in which she will “discuss her rise to fame, reflect on how the spotlight has contributed to the person she’s become and examine the impact her image has had on young women today.”

The news was announced yesterday at the 2016 Cannes Film Festival, where the title is being shopped around to international buyers.

“Paris Hilton is a modern day Marilyn Monroe — beautiful, iconized, world famous, shaped by mass media and misunderstood,” co-directors Don Argott and Sheena Joyce said, per Variety’s initial report from the festival.

“We are thrilled to work with Paris to explore her complicated relationship with the public, the press and the politics that shape our perception of a modern celebrity.”

Hilton’s heydey has long since passed, having been overtaken by her former best friend and minion, Kim Kardashian.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: Remember When I Was Paris Hilton’s Sidekick?

Back in the early 2000s, Hilton more or less created the concept of being “famous for nothing,” accepting 5-6 figures for merely showing up at a club or party.

Hilton has, however, managed to create lucrative businesses, including handbags, fragrances and shoes, and now performs as an international DJ.

Her career really took off when she and (yet another) former friend Nicole Ritchie starred on The Simple Life on Fox;  It was a clever concept at the time, plopping two spoiled rich girls in a rural American town to see how they adjusted.  It also highlighted the insanely wide gap between the country’s poor and rich.

Will people watch the documentary?  Is it just another version of 2008’s Paris, Not France?

Stay tuned.  Or don’t.  You do you.

Kate Middleton: Too Vain! Only Cares About Her Appearance!

First of all, the Photoshop job on this cover is terrible.

Second of all, someone at Celebrity Dirty Laundry must be either jealous or deeply offended by the Duchess of Cambridge’s appearance, because they are ruthless with their story on the OK! cover.

“Kate Middleton’s obsession with diet and exercise has Prince William concerned the Duchess of Cambridge is much, much too vain,” Celebrity Dirty Laundry alleges.

“It’s all about appearances for Kate, who thinks she’s some kind of movie star and supermodel.

“Queen Elizabeth and Camilla Parker-Bowles are disgusted with this superficial cover girl and her commoner standards.”

OK!’s latest issue lifted a photo from a tennis workshop engagement Catherine took part in back in February (and colored it pink), and plopped it against a photo of Buckingham Palace.

And while “sources” in the story insist that Catherine doesn’t “starve” herself to be thin, CDL gripes that “deep down William knows he is now stuck with a wife who has horrible low class Hollywood values.”

“The second-in-line to the throne probably wishes he had married an aristocrat who understands the duties of a Royal wife,” the story claims.

View Slideshow: 17 Photos Of Kate Middleton Looking Smug as Heck

Catherine has always been very athletic; she’s said to love yoga, running, tennis and skiing in particular.  

“Even if it’s just 15 minutes, [Kate] does something to get her heart pumping every day,” a source told the magazine.

The OK! story also highlights her dedication to organic cooking for her family (lean meats, vegetables and fruit), which CDL claims is a cover for what she really does.

“Rather take on serious charity work as Princess Diana did, Kate Middleton’s days are filled with extreme dieting and exercising between trips to the plastic surgeon for a nip here and a tuck there,” CDL writes.

“This future Queen is ridiculously self-absorbed and has no idea how to exemplify the Royal values of duty to crown and country, hard work and self-sacrifice.

“Insiders try to pass of the superficial values by saying Kate just wants to be healthy and make certain Prince William, Prince George, and Princess Charlotte are too.”

Someone needs a hug.  And maybe a sedative.

View Slideshow: 11 Photos of Kate Middleton Looking Sporty and Perfect Because DUH

Khloe Kardashian: No One Cares About My New Talk Show!

We’re just two weeks away from the premiere of Kocktails With Khloe – a  new FYI network tall show in which Khloe Kardashian chats with celebrity guests while mixing up boozy libations.

Haven’t heard of the show yet? Well, apparently you’re not alone, as execs are said to be freaking out about the lack of public interest surrounding what they thought would be a surefire hit.

“They are really concerned with how little hype the show is getting and are really concerned with the fact that the show’s trailer has gotten fewer than 10,000 hits on YouTube,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online. 

“It is just very alarming to them, and they have asked Khloe to step up her game in terms of promotion.”

Yes, with 10,000 hits from a woman who has nearly 40 million Instagram followers, it’s not hard to see why the folks at FYI are seeing a bit of a disparity.

At the same time, it’s hard to be sympathetic to their plight.

If the disaster that was Kris Jenner’s talk show taught us anything, it’s that no one is interested in helping members of the Kard clan make the leap into Oprah Land.

To make matters worse, Khloe is having trouble booking guests, as it appears A-list celebs aren’t lining up to be interviewed by a Kardashian on a basic cable network no one’s ever heard of. Go figure.

It’s a good thing the set will have plenty of booze on hand. Something tells us Khloe will need a kocktail when those ratings figures start coming in.

View Slideshow: 11 Times Khloe Kardashian Taught Us The Value of Tough Love

Sarah Stage Takes Dressing Room Selfie With Baby Lying on Floor: Not Cool or Who Cares?

You may remember Sarah Stage as the model whose taut baby bump earned her lots of negative attention earlier this year.

Despite her tiny tummy, Sarah gave birth to big baby boy back in April, but now she’s once again drawing the ire of the Internet with a controversial selfie:

Obviously, the first thing that catches your eye in this photo is Sarah’s Kardashian-esque backside, but once you get over the new mom’s curves, your eyes may make their way to the floor, where you’ll see what first appears to be some sort of discarded stuffed animal.

As our friends at Fishwrapper pointed out, that’s actually Sarah’s baby lying on the floor as she poses for a sultry dressing room selfie.

Sarah has taken a fair amount of crap for this pic, but frankly, we’re fine with it.

Look, do you remember the oppressive, stultifying boredom of being dragged to the mall with your mom when you were a little kid?

Now imagine if your mom wore clothes for a living and insisted on taking a selfie every time she tried something on.

The process probably takes hours, and we imagine this dude was quickly overwhelmed by the desire to be at home watching a Sesame Street parody of Game of Thrones that won’t be funny to him for 15 years.

So he took a nap; she snapped some selfies – everyone was happy. And we should all be fine with that.

But a word of advice, Sarah: Next time just crop the kid out of the pic so you don’t have to deal with this, mmm-kay?

Kourtney Kardashian: No Makeup, No Cares About Scott!

This photo of Kourtney Kardashian without makeup is gorgeous on its own merit, but also for the message it so clearly sends her former lover.

It is so simple. So pure. So raw. So vulnerable.

A testament to her resolve, to her inner strength. To her sense of who she is, that she still manages to put herself out there in a time of turmoil.

Despite experiencing so many mixed feelings and complex emotions concerning her split with Scott Disick, she is still a precious gift to this world.

Okay, we’re done. And we’re kidding, people.

But seriously folks. All over-analyzing, reading into things and laying it on way too thick aside, she is looking so beyond ridiculously great here.

So great, it is honestly a little bit startling.

Not only because you don’t often see such a stunning woman in her natural state, but because somehow, some way … Scott Disick ditched her.

Was Chloe Bartoli worth it, bruh?! Was she?!

And now Lindsay Vrckovnik? Seriously?!

Sorry. We’ll stop eventually. We swear.

But you have to admit, this does beg the question of whether the d-bag who calls himself the Lord will rue the day he let this catch get away:

View Slideshow: 19 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing