Michael Fassbander & Alicia Vikander: Married!

We hope the world is ready for ridiculously photogenic babies because one of the most unfairly attractive couples in Hollywood has officially tied the knot.

People magazine is reporting today that Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander got married in Ibiza over the weekend.

You might know Fassbender from his roles in Inglourious Basterds, Prometheus, and the X-Men films.

And you may recognize Vikander from her acclaimed turns in Ex Machina and The Danish Girl.

They’re both have the kind of careers that would make them A-listers in any previous era, but because they have the misfortune of rising to fame at a time when everyone has 43,000 TV shows on their DVR, many of you might be having “oh, that guy/gal” reactions right now.

But we wouldn’t go wasting any pity on Michael or Alicia, what with both of them being wealthy, pretty people who recently reached an agreement to continue having sex with another wealthy, pretty person.

We’re just saying they probably deserve to be more famous than they are.

(Check out Ex Machina to see Vikander turn in a performance as a sexy robot that’s somehow not as corny as it sounds.)

Of course, Alicia was recently cast as Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider reboot, and since early buzz has it as the first non-terrible video game movie (sorry, 1995’s Mortal Kombat), A-list stardom might be just around the corner.

Anyway, there’s been no official announcement from Fassbender and Vikander just yet, but several media outlets are now confirming that they’ve tied the knot.

Sources say the notoriously private couple exchanged vows in front of family and friends at the picturesque La Granja farmstead resort.

The pair met while filming 2014’s The Light Between Oceans in 2014.

Interestingly, they didn’t make their debut as a couple until the 2016 Golden Globes, two years later.

(Like we said, they enjoy their privacy.)

That same year, Alicia took home the prize for Best Actress for her work in The Danish Girl.

(Like we said, she should really be more famous.)

We’d say we’ll have updates on this situation as more details become available, but … we can’t be sure more details will ever be available.

So we guess we’ll just offer these two our sincerest congrats.

As a belated wedding gift, we’ll stop prying into their lives. For now.

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Alicia Vikander Cast as the New Lara Croft

Alicia Vikander is the new Angelina Jolie.

No, the gorgeous actress is not about to break up any marriages between former Friends cast members and Brad Pitt.

But she is about to take over a role partially made famous by the aforementioned star.

The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed that Vikander has landed the role of Lara Croft in a planned reboot of the Tomb Raider franchise, giving the Swedish beauty yet another line in her ever-growing, impressive movie resume.

Vikander broke out in a big way last year.

She won the Academy Award for Best Supporting actress due to her role in The Danish Girl and she also blew viewers away as Eva in Ex Machina.

This summer, meanwhile, Vikander will appear opposite Matt Damon in the latest Jason Bourne movie.

Vikander’s upcoming turn as the badass British archaeologist will be the first version of the franchise since Jolie memorably graced the big screen in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider in 2001.

She also starred in its sequel, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, in 2003.

Here’s a look at Jolie in the role because… well… we don’t need to explain why, do we, fellas?

According to various outlets, the MGM and GK Films’ reboot will feature Vikander as a young Lara Croft, depicting the video game character on her very first adventure in a prequel to the other two blockbusters.

In her personal life, Vikander has been dating Michael Fassbender on and off for the past several months.

She allegedly beat out Daisy Ridley – who made a major splash on screen in the Star Wars: The Force Awakens late last year – for the role, although Variety writes that Vikander was always the first choice of producers.

She is yet to comment on the role, but we’ll go ahead and leave our thoughts:

THIS IS FRICKIN AWESOME AND WE CAN’T WAIT TO SEE ALICIA VIKANDER AS LARA CROFT.

Does anyone dare disagree?

We’ve outlined a few reasons why we feel this way below:

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Alicia Vikander: Who is Hollywood"s New It Girl?

Alicia Vikander.

It"s a name you"ll be hearing often over the next few years.

This Swedish actor earned the best Supporting Actress trophy at the 2016 Academy Awards for her role in The Danish Girl.

She also earned rave reviews in the U.S. for her role in Ex Machina, though not many people are aware that she got her start as a dancer. She actually graduated from the Royal Swedish Ballet School.

Impressive!

This this flexibility likely makes Vikander even more attractive in the eyes of most men out there.

On top of the rising star"s talent, toggle through the following photos and you"ll understand why Alicia Vikander is so gosh darn popular these days…

1. Alicia Vikander at the Academy Awards

Alicia Vikander broke into the mainstream at the 2016 Academy Awards. She won the trophy for Best Supporting Actress.

2. Alicia Vikander Pic

Alicia Vikander smiles here for the camera at an event held at Fig & Olive. Is there really any doubt why she’s now so popular?

3. Smile, Alicia Vikander!

Alicia Vikander smiles here for the camera at the 88th annual Academy Awards. We find her to be very pretty.

4. Alicia Vikander on the Red Carpet

Alicia Vikander poses here on the red carpet of a pre-Oscars party in West Hollywood. She’s a pretty big hit with the opposite sex.

5. Alicia Vikander at the BAFTAs

Looking good, Alicia Vikander! The gorgeous actress poses here at the 2016 BAFTAs, which were held in London.

6. Alicia Vikander in Los Angeles

Alicia Vikander better get used to all the attention. She’s now a favorite of the paparazzi, for better or worse.

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