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Sunday, September 10, 2017

Kylie Jenner Continues to Whine Her Way Through Her Reality Show

Kylie Jenner has had an interesting little career path, hasn"t she?


She became famous at a young age when her older sisters landed the family their very own reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians.



As she grew older, she got more and more popular, eventually creating a following of her very own.


That following allowed her to get her own interviews and photo shoots, and eventually to build her own makeup empire.


This year, Kylie got so big that the powers that be thought it would be a good idea to give her her very own TV show, Life of Kylie.


But, as the episodes continue to air, it seems like the idea wasn"t as good as those people thought it was.


And that"s because a full show of nothing but Kylie is damn near unbearable.


In every single episode, we"ve seen her whine about something — she"s lamented the fact that she never got to go to prom because she"s too famous, she complained about people copying her look because she"s too famous.


Basically, Kylie is just too popular and too rich, and it"s really, really hard.



In this sneak peek for the upcoming episode of the show, we see Kylie off to a fancy dinner with her mother, Kris Jenner, some friends, and a few other people.


From the beginning, she"s pouting like a small child — and it"s not too long before she makes it clear what her issue is.


Someone from the restaurant explains one of their dishes to them: a dip made of "yellow cheese and the alpaca"s heart."


Kris, always the professional, praises the food while Kylie prepares a great big fit.


"I just need some f-cking spaghetti," she complains, her head in her hands.


When no one responds, she tells Kris "Mom, I am really hungry."



Yes, this is a 20-year-old woman behaving like this.


When Kris doesn"t seem too concerned, she adds "I mean, I just don"t really think this is gonna fill me up."


Poor Kylie"s pain still isn"t acknowledged by her mother though, so she feels the need to continue explaining her suffering.


"No, Mom, the last thing I had was chips and guacamole on the plane," she says.


Kris, meanwhile, is trying to focus on the very fancy, very expensive meal that someone took the time to prepare for them.


Off to the camera, her friend Jordyn explains that when Kylie hasn"t eaten, "she"s not Kylie. She"s a monster."



Back at the restaurant, Kylie exclaims "I need a meal!"


"Well, we can"t leave right now," Kris explains to her. "Play ball, kid."


Seriously, why is it so hard for Kylie — who, again, is an adult — to just chill and act like a decent, reasonable human being until she can pick up some fast food or something?


Or why couldn"t she have just planned things out a little better and picked up a snack if she knew she was going to a restaurant she wouldn"t really enjoy?


Watch Kylie in all her petulant glory in the video below:


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Monday, August 14, 2017

Life of Kylie Recap: Welcome to the Whine Party!

Kylie Jenner is on her way to becoming a billionaire.


Yes, we Kylie Jenner really is on her way to becoming a billionaire.


However, the 20-year old really wants you to know that this fame and fortune totally sucks and she wishes her life were different and no one understands all she continually goes through.



This is basically the message Jenner sent once again last night, on the latest installment of her whine-filled reality series, Life of Kylie.


“The majority of 19-year-olds are still in the trying to figure it out stage or college. Me, it’s like, major responsibilities,” she said at one point.


“I feel like a little old woman stuffed in a 19-year-old’s body.”


(NOTE: Kylie turned 20 last week and celebrated by showing off her boobs a lot.)


Early in the episode, Jenner also pushed back against the notion that she doesn’t play an active role in her wildly successful company.


“A lot of people think I’m not really involved,” she said while visiting a warehouse to check out a new shipment of Kylie Cosmetic products, adding that folks need to be aware of imposters:


“Sometimes I see tweets like, ‘This is the worst thing I’ve ever bought.’ And I look into it and it’s totally a fake lip kit.


“It’s really important that something gets done.”


Seriously, what other issue could possibly be more important these days?!?



Close friend Jordyn Woods suggested that she and Kylie confront those selling knock-off items, eventually driving up to a stand that dared to peddle cheap imitations.


While Woods went inside to investigate, Kylie said she was “scared” because so many people and paparazzi members were gathered around her car.


Inside the establishment, Woods was only fairly successful in her mission, getting mostly ignored by a female employee who she pressed for information on the phony goods.


“This is the biggest disaster ever. She wouldn’t sell it to me on camera!” Jordyn told Kylie after she got back into the car, explaining that she left a $ 20 bill on the table and took the lip kit anyway.


The girls then called Kris Jenner to tell her about the experience and get her advice on how to proceed now that they had the evidence.


Jenner told her daughter to turn these fake good over to the “authorities” and added emphatically:


“I have to call an attorney and take care of it… I’m proud of you, my little CEO.”



But it’s not easy to be a little CEO!


Kylie was all about making this clear!


For instance, she had to tell her stylist that she couldn’t keep bringing her boyfriend to work. It simply wasn’t professional.


“I do have limits as a boss,” Jenner said in a confessionaI.


“I hate conflict, but I also learned you can’t really let people working around you get too comfortable because that’s when you get taken advantage of.


“It’s happened way too many times with my family.”


We’ve all been there with our personal stylists, right? Sometimes, you just need to lay down the law.



“I had the opportunity to make like the coolest makeup line that I’ve always dreamed of. It’s really my only passion,” Jenner also said at one point last night, concluding:


“I learned a lot and just have experienced things that people my age do not even know how to handle.


“I do feel like people don’t take me seriously as a businesswoman because of my age and my reputation. But I do think they’re starting to.


“I like to prove people wrong.”


Click on the video below to watch Life of Kylie online, but be warned:


You may need to bring some cheese to the whine party Jenner throws herself throughout the installment.



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