We don"t want to build too much anticipation for the following story, but…
… it may be the best thing you will ever see on the Internet.
Told via snapshots of a Facebook exchange, the back-and-forth began when a customer of British supermarket Tesco issued a complaint over having found a dead worm in his cucumber.
This led to a funeral for the animal, a couple of poems and an ode to former band Oasis.
Confused? Intrigued? Both?
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