Justin Bieber Nude Pics Elicit Yawn from Internet

First, Orlando Bloom got naked on a paddleboard.

Now Justin Bieber has gotten naked in Hawaii, as The New York Daily News has published photos of Bieber in his birthday suit.

How scandalous?!?

Eh, we guess.

It"s not as though we haven"t seen Justin Bieber naked while on vacation before. The fascination has sort of worn off at this point.

We"re more interested in Sahara Ray, the model with whom Bieber was hanging out while Bieber was… well… HANGING OUT.

And we"re not alone. Consider the reaction of Internet users to once again seeing Bieber in the buff.

1. The Election Can Wait

And it’s not as though Bill has any right to say anything!

2. Sausage Party Time!

And we’re all invited.

3. A Double Standard at Work?

A handsome double standard, but still.

4. Public Hair in PUBLIC!

Praise the Lord!

5. We Sense Sarcasm

A whole lot of sarcasm.

6. No, You Are Not!

Just wear a bathing suit. It really doesn’t have much material anyway.

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Kanye West Tweets More Nonsense, World Lets Out a Collective Yawn

Oh hell, he’s at it again.

After an infamous series of tweets attacking a famed music producer, Wiz Khalifa (for which he later apologized) and Taylor Swift, Kanye West is taking a crack at being philosophical.

“I have discovered my single greatest quality,” West tweeted on March 13th.  “I care.

“Everyone can say anything they want about me but they could never say that I didn’t care.  I care about people,” he continued to write.

“I care about our future. I care about truth. I care about quality. I think human beings can create a Utopia. I believe in us.”

Then West switched gears and made a unique (read: random) request.

“Steve Ballmer can I please redesign the Clippers mascot,” he asked the LA-based basketball team’s owner.

On Saturday, West set some ambitious goals for himself professionally.

“No more fashion calendar… I’m going Mad Max… 6 collections a year…3 albums a year,” he tweeted.

More goodness while he was on a plane back from Paris:

“I thank Olivier [Rousting] for designing his collection around my wife… this is visionary as I believe that Kim is our modern day everything.”

Don’t even think about talking to him about suit jackets, or try to knock his homeless sweaters!

“All these journalists can give their opinions well these are mine…yes I believe in my ripped homeless sweaters!!!

“I don’t personally like suit jackets anymore. I especially hate suit jackets on women… that was a groundbreaking idea 5 million years ago!”

Furthermore:

“I like T-shirts and women in yoga pants… I live in LA that’s what people wear… not sure why someone would put a suit jacket on with that.”

Ok.  Happy Monday.  Burn your suit jackets.

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