Farrah Abraham: FIRED Due to Obsession With Porn Career!

Over the years, we’ve heard Farrah Abraham insist that she’s not a porn star on multiple occasions.

It’s always fascinating to hear her BS explanations of the difference between a porn and a “sex tape,” but Farrah may have trouble convincing herself that she’s any different than her BFF Jenna Jameson now that her career as a sex worker has resulted in a severed business relationship.

You may remember that Farrah was selling samples of her DNA for $ 99 a pop as part of a charitable fund raising campaign sponsored by a company called Celebrity Gene.

Now, TMZ has obtained a letter from CG in which the company rips Farrah a new one for, well…focusing more on her holes than on her humanitarian work.

In the letter – which was written to inform Farrah that she’s been kicked off the campaign – the company claims that farrah prefers to “talk about your female body parts in order to generate more profits for yourself” than to do any real work and help raise money for charity.

CG even uses some choice quotes from Farrah’s endless self-promotion campaign, including this gem:

“Another one of my absolute favorites is my full on vibrating p-ssy and ass molded from my very own body.”

We can’t imagine why Farrah didn’t turn out to be the ideal business partner!

Sadly, not a single sample of Farrah’s DNA was sold. Fortunately, she’s proven that she’s willing to sell herself in other ways.

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Kardashian Effect is Raising Demand For Dangerous Butt Implants, Doctors Say

Apparently, there’s something called “the Kardashian effect,” and not surprisingly, it has to do with butts.

Yes, it seems women the world over are looking at Kylie Jenner’s butt implants and deciding they’d like a Kardashi-ass of their own.

Unfortunately, cutting a basketball in half and shoving it down the back of your pants is impractical and uncomfortable, so the butt envy epidemic has led to a rise in the demand for surgical booty enhancements.

“It’s the Kardashian effect. The big butts are very ‘in’. I see a lot of young girls want to do the Kylie Jenner thing,” said plastic surgeon  and Botched star Terry Dubrow in a recent interview.

“The butt thing is really concerning, because they want to go big. They’re pushing the envelope of what the buttocks will take. When you put a ton of fat in the buttocks, some of it’s going to dissolve.

“Some of it’s going to die. You can get into fat necrosis and scarring. The buttocks is really, really hard to fix.”

Of course, Kylie claims her ample butt is the result of Spanx and a little creativity, but no one is buying it.

The tabloid that claimed Khloe Kardashian has undergone $ 3 million in plastic surgery may have been exaggerating, but it’s widely agreed that all the gals in the Kardashian-Jenner clan have had some work done.

Those artificial curves may have helped to make them “America’s first family” (HA!), but that doesn’t mean safe – or remotely advisable – to try to achieve that look for yourself.

Guess the Kardashian Bodies: Whose Curves Are Kickin"?!

The Kardashians, and Jenners, certainly know a thing or two about flaunting their enviable abs, lips, boobs, butts and more online.

But can you tell one from another?

1. This Booty Belongs to …

Whose cheeks are these? Can you tell based on these selfies?

2. Khloe!

Khloe Kardashian may not know who her biological father is, but she sure puts the ASS in Kardashian! Or she would, if there were an a-s-s in “Kardashian.” You get the idea. Booty. That be some serious booty.

3. This Waist Trainer is …

The Kardashians love their waist training. But who’s doing it here?!

4. Kylie!

She can shill for whatever waist training product or regimen she likes, but somehow, we doubt that’s what a lot of her Internet fans are interested in here.

5. This Lingerie-Clad Beauty is …

Racy underwear photos are familiar territory for the whole family. But in this case, the gorgeous young woman posing is …

6. Kendall!

Not surprising, being the model that she is.

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Wendy Williams: Caitlyn Jenner is NOT a Woman!

As we’ve established in the past, Wendy Williams pretty much sucks.

She’s made a career out of shooting her mouth off in a way that’s designed to elicit a response from her audience of fanatical devotees who never cease to be her amazed by Wendy’s willingness to “tell it like it is.” (Read: “say horrendous things about famous people.”)

To make matters worse, Wendy has repeatedly demonstrated that she can dish it out but CANNOT take it.

When actress Janet Hubert called Williams a man, the talk show host and aspiring “next Oprah” wept in interviews and claimed that she’d never been so offended.

But for some reason, Wendy still views other people’s gender identities as fair game for public mockery:

Wendy Williams Attacks Caitlyn Jenner

That’s video from Wendy’s show that aired yesterday. At around the 14-minute mark, she has this to say about the Kardashians Cosmo cover:

“It features all the Kardashian women. No, not Caitlyn. Caitlyn still has a member, so that is not a…I mean until you don’t, aren’t you caught in limbo?”

On cue, Wendy’s audience shouted, “Yes!”

Of course, this isn’t Williams first transphobic attack on Caitlyn.

Last year, Williams lamented “how awful” it kust have been for Caitlyn’s children to grow up worried about the possibility that their father would show up to a PTA meeting “with a blowout, a shaved Adam’s apple, pink nail polish.”

Stay classy, Wendy.

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