Randy Quaid: Arrested AGAIN!!!

Randy Quaid has had a rough few years.

And by “rough,” we mean the formerly beloved comic actor is making Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen look like role models who could be trusted to take care of your children.

In the past few months, Quaid got arrested, ranted about an international conspiracy to murder Hollywood actors and shared a genuinely disturbing sex tape with his wife Evi.

Earlier this week, Quaid was arrested yet again, and now it looks as though the unstable 65-year-old may be deported from Canada (where he and his wife fled to escape the Hollywood assassins, natch.)

Following an arrest back in April, Quaid agreed to regularly check in with border agents in Montreal.

Apparently, he somehow failed to meet the requirements of his continued residency, and was detained.

He’s set to go before the Immigration and Refugee Board on Thursday, at which time, our neighbors to the north will probably give him the boot.

Quaid was denied residency status several months ago, but was permitted to remain in the country after an impassioned plea to the court:

“At this point, I desire nothing more than to fully co-operate with any restrictions or conditions,” Quaid said.

“As long as I could be with my wife, even if that means going back to the States to reapply for permanent residency status in Canada.”

There’s no word on how exactly Quaid pissed off Canadian officials, but we’re guessing they finally watched the Randy Quaid Sex Tape. 

Seriously, we can’t even describe how disturbing it is.

Taylor Swift: See Her First-Ever GQ Cover!

Taylor Swift covers her very first issue of GQ this month, prompting us to ask the question we’re sure is on everyone’s mind as a result:

WHAT THE HECK TOOK YOU SO LONG, GQ?!?!?

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Magazine Covers: She’s Everywhere!

The superstar “Rules the World,” according to the headline above, as Swift poses here in a more sultry manner than usual.

GQ is yet to release any excerpts from its interview with Taylor, but writer/author Chuck Klosterman penned the cover piece and says of Swift in it:

If you don’t take Swift seriously, you don’t take contemporary music seriously…

There’s simply no antecedent for this kind of career: a cross-genre, youth-oriented, critically acclaimed colossus based entirely on the intuitive songwriting merits of a single female artist. It’s as if mid-period Garth Brooks was also early Liz Phair, minus the hat and the swearing.

As a phenomenon, it’s absolutely new.

Swift, of course, has spent a bulk of 2015 going on tour, inviting pretty much every celebrity alive to join her on stage.

She also covers the latest issue of NME and the latest issue of OK! Weekly, though she didn’t purposely pose for the latter.

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Instagram Photos: This Singer Has Style!

Brooklyn Beckham Dumped Chloe Moretz...For Selena Gomez?!

Back in August, we reported that Brooklyn Beckham and Chloe Moretz were dating.

Insiders claimed that despite their youth, the couple was moving fast and seemed intent on staying together for the foreseeable future.

Just a few weeks later, however, they quietly called it quits.

That sort of abrupt breakup is usually an indication that something  – or someone – unexpectedly tore the couple apart.

Now, the folks at OK! magazine are claiming that there was no infidelity involved, but a third party was indirectly responsible for the breakup:

Yes, sources are claiming that Brooklyn has a thing for Selena Gomez, and he dumped Chloe under the mistaken belief that Selena might have feelings for him as well.

“He was smitten with Selena even while he was dating Chloe, which was one of the reasons they broke up,” says one insider.

“[Selena] says Brooklyn’s sweet and all, but he’s just too young for her. In a few years time that could change, but for now she only sees him as a friend – and it’s breaking his heart.”

So it seems Brooklyn made a rookie mistake and went all-in for a girl who just doesn’t like him in that way. 

Clearly, the kid has big-time playa aspirations, but he’s got a lot to learn.

Anna "Chickadee" Cardwell: Pregnant with Baby Girl!

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo alum Anna Cardwell, a.k.a. Anna Shannon, a.k.a. Chickadee, is pregnant with another girl, according to reports.

Mama June Shannon’s eldest daughter, 21, confirms that she and husband Michael Cardwell, will name the little one Kylee Michelle Cardwell.

They are already proud parents to daughter Kaitlyn. No word if these baby names were inspired by Caitlyn and Kylie Jenner, respectively.

With reality stars, you do have to wonder.

“Everything is good so far,” she says in any case, adding that the pregnancy has not been kept secret until now. “I’m 30 weeks along.”

Chickadee and Alana a.k.a. Honey Boo Boo’s mom, June Shannon, announced her daughter’s pregnancy via Instagram in April.

“Well guess who will b a gigi and aunts again in December we will,” Mama June captioned a photo with her girls. “@annamarie35.”

Mama June added that although she’s excited to be a “gigi” again, she’s concerned about this being too much work for the couple.

“They r too young to have another one i will support her and Michael,” she expressed. “Im not going to sugar coat its im nervous.”

“I know they r struggling,” Mama June went on, “with just them and katilyn right now and adding another one is going b hard.”

Indeed. But it will also b worth it.

Chickadee and Mama June famously a falling out after she accused her mom’s ex-boyfriend of sexually abusing her as a child.

“It’s Mama’s fault. She has to live with it,” she said last fall. “She has brung the past back and now she can’t get it away. I’m mad.”

“I’m upset. I feel betrayed. I feel very hurt. That’s the main thing that I am … I feel very hurt that Mama let him come around.”

TLC canceled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo after the scandal broke and June’s connection to Mark McDaniel was exposed.