New Yorkers Have No Idea Who Chris Pratt Is

Chris Pratt starred on Parks and Recreation for seven years.

He then went on to anchor two of the highest-grossing movies of the last decade, Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World. There"s talk he may take over for Harrison Ford in an upcoming Hans Solo film.

And yet… many people in New York City have no idea who he is.

In this hilarious clip from Billy on the Street, comedian Billy Eichner sprints around and quizzes pedestrians about the identity of the man along his side.

He even offers some $ 1 if they can simply say his name.

But very few can do so. Sorry, Chris. You apparently have a long way to go until you can be identified, yet alone objectified by Hollywood.

Aunt Sues Nephew For $127K; Alleges Broken Wrist From Hug

Here"s a crazy story of a nephew and his aunt who are embroiled in a family feud in which they can do just about anything but "hug it out."

A human resources manager from Manhattan"s Upper East Side is suing her nephew, 12, after he allegedly broke her wrist via a hug.

Honestly.

Jennifer Connell, 54, believes little Sean Tarala, now 12, should have known better than to jump into her arms as a means of welcoming her.

Even more incredible? This enthusiastic welcome came after she showed up at his birthday party in 2011, making him eight years old at the time.

Sean was outside playing with a brand new bike when he saw his aunt arrived and ran to greet her, shouting, “Auntie Jen, Auntie Jen!”

The "victim" testified, according to media reports: “I remember him shouting, ‘Auntie Jen I love you,’ and there he was flying at me.”

“All of a sudden he was there in the air," she went on, recounting the horror. "I had to catch him and we tumbled onto the ground.”

Connell is seeking $ 127,000 in damages for suffering a broken wrist when the two fell to the ground in the aftermath of the hug/assault.

The aunt, who has no children of her own, said her life has not been the same since the 50-pound child came at her recklessly that day.

“I live in Manhattan in a third-floor walkup so it has been very difficult,” Connell testified. “And we all know how crowded it is in Manhattan.”

Not to mention the social impact of this injury. “I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.

Connell concedes that young Sean has always been a “very loving, sensitive" boy toward her, but she still feels he"s gotta pay for this.

“The injuries, losses and harms to the plaintiff were caused by the negligence and carelessness of the minor defendant," her lawsuit claims.

Honestly.

Klay Thompson: Called Out For Cheating on Hannah Stocking in EPIC Fashion!

Obviously, Golden State Warriors guard Klay Thompson is a professional athlete.

You may be shocked to hear this, but sometimes professional athletes don’t make for the most faithful companions.

In fact, the list of cheating jocks is longer than the list of Tiger Woods’ mistresses, and for the most part, these guys get off scot-free.

Fortunately, unlike Roger Goodell and millions of WAGs before her, 23-year-old model Hannah Stocking is taking a stand against cheating athletes.

Apparently, Hannah and Klay have been dating for quite some time, and it seems she recently walked in on him in a compromising position with a young lady.

“When you catch your man naked in bed with a groupie,” Stocking tweeted yesterday, along with a photo of Thompson.

“I told him I’d @ him if he kept harassing me…So I guess he really wanted that tag to get his numbers up.”

Clearly, we don’t know the whole situation, but it seems that Stocking caught Thompson cheating, he harassed her online for some reason, and then she accused him of wanting to get called out so that he could “get his numbers up” and send the message that he’s down to sleep around. 

Sounds like a good dude.

Stocking has since deleted the tweets, but clearly social media has made the world less safe for cheating athletes. So stay away from other players’ girlfriends, Russell Wilson!

View Slideshow: 25 Celebrities Who Are Known Cheaters

Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris: "Going Strong" in Wake of Cheating Rumors, Source Says

If you were anywhere near social media yesterday, you no doubt heard the rumor Taylor Swift had dumped Calvin Harris because of his fondness for massage parlors.

That may sound like a strange reason to end a relationship, but you see, these weren’t just any old massage parlors.

No, sources were claiming that Calvin had been receiving “happy endings” from a Hollywood establishment that specializes in the old rub-and-tug.

Naturally, no one wants to hear that their boyfriend is paying for handies while they’re out of town, but Harris has vehemently denied that there’s any truth to the rumors, and at least one source says Taylor believes him.

“They are happy and going strong,” an insider tells People magazine, adding that the rumors are, “absolutely untrue.”

Last night, Harris took to Twitter to deny the rumors and threaten to sue anyone reporting the “happy ending” story as fact:

“It’s not going to be a ‘happy ending’ for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bulls–t stories bye bye,” wrote the irate Scottish DJ.

Taylor favorited the tweet, which we suppose is an indication that she’s still in Harris’ corner.

Still, it’s odd that she hasn’t spoken publicly about the rumors.

Knowing Taylor, it’s possible that she’s planning to write a song about the Hand Job Scandal of ’15 – or maybe that’s what “Shake It Off” was really about all this time.

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: So in Love!