Kate Middleton: Pregnant with Baby #3?!?!?!?!?

Kate Middleton is back in the tabloid crosshairs.

Earlier this week, Star Magazine alleged that Kim Kardashian is mad at the Royal beauty because Middleton pretty much refuses to acknowledge her existence.

And now Life & Style has come out with a very different report, one that is far happier and equally fictitious:

KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT WITH BABY NUMBER-THREE!!!!

The magazine does not beat around any bushes in making this pronouncement, claiming that the pregnancy is “official” and that Kate is “pregnant” just “5 months after welcoming Charlotte” into the world.

Heck, she apparently is having “morning sickness” already, along with “bizarre food cravings” and she’s already “told” someone about the impending child.

We’d hurry up and send a muffin basket to Kate and Prince William as soon as possible, except that a different tabloid cover story also claimed Middleton was pregnant last month.

And, prior to that, there was talk that Kate would have a third baby to use as leverage against the Queen in their alleged, ongoing feud.

We aren’t buying any of this chatter.

Kate and William have two beautiful children and seem like one of the happiest couples in the entire world. Can’t that just be enough?

Can’t we leave them alone already?!?

View Slideshow: Royal Baby Photos: Hail to the Princess!

Joe Biden: NOT Running For President in 2016!

The 2016 race for the White House just got a little less crowded.

Vice President Joe Biden announced moments ago that he will not seek his party’s nomination for next year’s presidential election:

Joe Biden: I Will Not Be Running For President in 2016!

“Unfortunately, I believe we’re out of time, the time necessary to mount a winning campaign for the nomination,” Biden said in a press conference held at the White House. “While I will not be a candidate, I will not be silent.”

Rumors that the beloved VP would throw his hat into the ring have been circulating for months now.

The scrutiny and speculation only increased following the death of Biden’s son Beau back in May, as the 46-year-old had repeatedly encouraged his father to strive for the nation’s highest office.

It turns out family did indeed afctor into the Biden’s decision, but not in the way that many pundits expected.

“The most relevant factor in my decision is whether my family and I have the emotional energy to run,” Biden said last month.

“Some might think that is inappropriate. Unless I can go to my party and the American people and say that I am able to devote my whole heart and my whole soul to this endeavor it would not be appropriate.”

Biden said today that he plans to make his family his top priority as the grieving process for his son continues.

His decision means the race for the Democratic nomination will remain a two-way contest between Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont and former senator and secretary of state Hillary Clinton.

Virginia Senator Jim Webb ended his campaign yesterday, and lesser-known candidates Martin O’Malley and Lincoln Chafee are expected to follow suit in the near future.

Kendall Jenner to New York City: Look at My Boobs!

Kendall Jenner has taken up residence in New York City.

Not permanent residence, we assume, and not the real Kendall Jenner, either.

But the 19-year old model has achieved another milestone in her modeling career by anchoring a giant billboard in The Big Apple alongside Joan Small.

“morning NYC and @joansmalls,” Kendall wrote as a caption to the above image, including with it a flame emoji.

Like other members of her famous family, Jenner took a social media break while Lamar Odom was stuck in a coma last week as the result of a suspected drug overdose.

But she returned to Instagram on Monday with a photo of her ass in a thong, which she shared just a few days after praying that Odom would not die.

Fortunately, it now seems as if Lamar is on a road to recovery, albeit not a sure or an easy one.

Still, this is good news for his loved ones and good news for anyone who likes to see Kendall Jenner’s body parts on Instagram.

There’s nothing now standing in the teenager’s way of delivering them to you.

So sit back, click around below and enjoy! 

View Slideshow: 37 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner

18 Famous Body Parts Worth More Than Your House

Think celebrities are worth a lot? Okay, they are.

But the following photo gallery runs down celebrity body parts that are likely worth more than everything you own.

Just consider how much these limbs are insured for and try not to break your neck from shaking your head so hard in amazement…

1. Jennifer Lopez’s Butt

She did write a song titled “Booty,” so perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised. But Jennifer Lopez has insured her famous rear end for $ 27 million!

2. Gene Simmons’ Tongue

Let’s face it: Gene Simmons’ tongue is better known than any song actually sang by Gene Simmons. So it makes sense he’d insure this dangling body part for $ 1 million.

3. Keith Richards’ Hands

Keith Richards owes his entire career to his hands. He’s insured those guitar-picking masters for $ 2 million.

4. Holly Madison’s Boobs

Holly Madison has insured each of her breasts for $ 500,000. Can you blame her? Stop and ask yourself: where would Holly Madison be without her enormous breasts?

5. Kylie Minogue’s Butt

It isn’t at the level of Jennifer Lopez, but we’d like to go to the Land Down Under with Australian Kylie Minogue… if you know what we mean. So we understand why she’s insured her backside for $ 5 million.

6. Rod Stewart’s Vocal Chords

Ladies swoon upon hearing just a few lyrics from Rod Stewart. And you may faint upon learning that Stewart has insured his vocal chords for $ 6 million.

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