Kate Middleton is back in the tabloid crosshairs.
Earlier this week, Star Magazine alleged that Kim Kardashian is mad at the Royal beauty because Middleton pretty much refuses to acknowledge her existence.
And now Life & Style has come out with a very different report, one that is far happier and equally fictitious:
KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT WITH BABY NUMBER-THREE!!!!
The magazine does not beat around any bushes in making this pronouncement, claiming that the pregnancy is “official” and that Kate is “pregnant” just “5 months after welcoming Charlotte” into the world.
Heck, she apparently is having “morning sickness” already, along with “bizarre food cravings” and she’s already “told” someone about the impending child.
We’d hurry up and send a muffin basket to Kate and Prince William as soon as possible, except that a different tabloid cover story also claimed Middleton was pregnant last month.
And, prior to that, there was talk that Kate would have a third baby to use as leverage against the Queen in their alleged, ongoing feud.
We aren’t buying any of this chatter.
Kate and William have two beautiful children and seem like one of the happiest couples in the entire world. Can’t that just be enough?
Can’t we leave them alone already?!?
