Monday, November 2, 2015

Emily Ratajkowski Made Marge Simpson Sexy on Halloween

Yes, Heidi Klum’s Jessica Rabbit costume was probably this year’s most epic celebrity costume, but the reigning queen of Halloween wasn’t the only supermodel to rock a surprisingly convincing cartoon character getup:



That’s Emily Ratajkowski and her date (aka Some Dude) attending Heidi’s Halloween party as Marge and Homer Simpson.


If you’ve seen Emily couch-hump Ben Affleck in Gone Girl, then you know she can make anything sexy, and apparently her powers aren’t limited to the world of live-action.


Heidi’s molded plastic, Courtney Stodden-like curves might be more impressive from a costumer’s perspective, but EmRat brought dat ass to her Marge portrayal and made Springfield’s husky-voiced stick-in-the mud into a sex symbol. No easy feat.


Her dude isn’t rocking a big enough Duff belly to make a convincing Homer, but he probably knew no one would be looking at him anyway.


It’s easy to go the Mean Girls route and just rock lingerie and cat ears on Halloween, but Emily truly challenged herself by taking a decidedly un-sexy character and turning her into a costume that may cause us to have impure thoughts while watching classic Simpsons episodes.


Next year, she should really challenge herself and go as Patty – or Selma. We suppose it doesn’t really matter which.

Kim Kardashian Dresses Like Kim Kardashian For Halloween

Kim Kardashian had a bit of fun with her fans and haters this weekend, dressing up as herself from the 2013 Met Gala.


“Still fits,” she wrote on Instagram. 



It was an outfit that drew comparisons to sofa patterns, but Kardashian was proud of her bespoke Givenchy look, which included matching gloves and shoes.  


The reality star arrived at her first Costume Institute Gala in May 2013 on the arm of boyfriend/baby daddy Kanye West, pregnant as hell with daughter, North, whom she would deliver the following month.



It wasn’t an easy pregnancy for Kardashian, who not only suffered from health issues, but got the sartorial crap kick out of her by anyone with a keyboard.  Sure enough, as soon as photos from one of the biggest events of the year started rolling in, so did the comments.


Even Kardashian’s own sister, Khloe, had something to say about the look.


“I think Kim is beautiful,” Khloe told Today‘s Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford at the time.  “I wish, like, the gloves … I just felt like it was too covered somehow, just because her body, her boobs, her belly … just all looked like one.”


I think the costume is rather brilliant.  Maybe next year I’ll sport something from the Delia*s catalog circa 1997.

Kylie Jenner (Almost) Bares It All For Halloween

If there’s one thing Kylie Jenner enjoys, it’s a bit (read: a lot) of shock value.  And nothing embodies the spirit of shock value like a Kardashian/Jenner Halloween costume. 



While the rest of us were buying half-off Halloween candy and wiping away the remnants of Party City makeup (that stuff will not come off), Jenner no doubt basked in the afterglow of All Hallow’s Eve, gleefully checking each and every site for coverage of her sexed up warrior princess costume.


Us Magazine was one of the first outlets to circulate Jenner’s Instagram, which showed her posing in a bra and skirt with thigh slights UPTOTHERE.  


Hers was a choice reminiscent of Kim Kardashian, who used to dress us in costumes that were kind of inappropriate, like this Princess Jasmine number from 2009.



Jenner was flanked by her ninja squad, with one sidekick sporting the most awkwardly-cut leotard (think Miley Cyrus).  


Earlier in the day, the 18-year-old dressed up as a “snow princess.”  


To the untrained eye, Jenner looked exactly like Khloe Kardashian (blond hair, big lips, looking at the ground whilst parting her glorious locks).


The photo, taken in a garage, shows an expensive white car on each side, just like in Narnia.


Ah, youth.


Taylor Swift: Sued for $42 Million!!!

You know what they say, right? Haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate.


But not always. Sometimes haters are gonna sue, sue, sue, sue. And Taylor Swift is finding this out the hard way.



The superstar singer is facing a $ 42 million lawsuit over allegedly stealing lyrics to her smash hit song “Shake It Off” from R&B singer Jesse Braham, who uses the stage name Jesse Graham.


Braham us seeking all this money in damages and also wants his name added to Taylor’s single as a writer.


“Shake It Off” (which we just stuck in your head, didn’t we? Sorry about that.) was the first song off Swift’s first-ever pop album, “1989.”


The artist celebrated the one-year anniversary of that record’s release late last month, but we doubt she’s celebrating this annoying news.


According to Braham, the lyrics about how players are gonna play (play, play, play) and how haters are gonna hate and fakers are gonna fake were swiped from his 2013 track, “Haters Gone Hate.”


Specifically, Braham alleges that Taylor lifted these lines from the part of his song that goes:


Haters gone hater, playas gone play/ Watch out for them fakers, they’ll fake you everyday.


“Her hook is the same hook as mine,” Braham tells The New York Daily News, adding:


“If I didn’t write the song ‘Haters Gone Hate,’ there wouldn’t be a song called Shake It Off.”


No word in response yet from anyone in Swift’s camp, but allow us to say this in reply:


Did you see Swift dressed as Olaf in concert in Halloween? Don’t hate, dude. She’s the best, best, best, best.