Monday, November 2, 2015

Kylie Jenner (Almost) Bares It All For Halloween

If there’s one thing Kylie Jenner enjoys, it’s a bit (read: a lot) of shock value.  And nothing embodies the spirit of shock value like a Kardashian/Jenner Halloween costume. 



While the rest of us were buying half-off Halloween candy and wiping away the remnants of Party City makeup (that stuff will not come off), Jenner no doubt basked in the afterglow of All Hallow’s Eve, gleefully checking each and every site for coverage of her sexed up warrior princess costume.


Us Magazine was one of the first outlets to circulate Jenner’s Instagram, which showed her posing in a bra and skirt with thigh slights UPTOTHERE.  


Hers was a choice reminiscent of Kim Kardashian, who used to dress us in costumes that were kind of inappropriate, like this Princess Jasmine number from 2009.



Jenner was flanked by her ninja squad, with one sidekick sporting the most awkwardly-cut leotard (think Miley Cyrus).  


Earlier in the day, the 18-year-old dressed up as a “snow princess.”  


To the untrained eye, Jenner looked exactly like Khloe Kardashian (blond hair, big lips, looking at the ground whilst parting her glorious locks).


The photo, taken in a garage, shows an expensive white car on each side, just like in Narnia.


Ah, youth.