Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Kris Jenner Is (Reportedly) a Drunk, Needs Rehab

Don’t we all?



I’ve always had a soft spot for Kris Jenner.  Coming from a family of all females, I know firsthand that it can be…challenging to deal with clients whom you happened to birth.  


Especially if those clients sometimes tell you to “s–k a d–k.”


Kids and their potty mouths.


Anyway, an insider tells Radar Online that in recent months, Jenner’s developed a drinking problem.


“It’s ironic because Kris has always been the one to intervene, but she’s been out of control herself for a long time now and it’s only getting worse,” the source claims.


“Her appetite for booze and partying is way worse than anyone else in the family — there were nights she even drank Scott under the table!”


After her 60th birthday party on November 6th, Jenner was photographed looking a bit…unconscious.


Jenner’s coped with her ex-husband’s transition from Bruce to Caitlyn, which has to have taken its toll.  


In addition, Kim Kardashian‘s high-risk pregnacy probably has Jenner watching the clock for cocktail hour.


Oh, and Kourtney Kardashian has split from Scott Disick, the father of Jenner’s three grandchildren.


So, yes.  Times look to be tough for Jenner.


I remember a simpler time, when all this woman sought in life was a glass of red wine and an episode of The Bachelor.