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Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Kendall Jenner: Naked, Stalked By Shark in Bizarre New Video
Last week, we showed you photos of Kendall Jenner dressed as a seductive shark for the annual Love magazine advent calendar.
As the advent countdown begins today (Happy Yet Another Unofficial Start to the Holiday Season!), Kendall has given us an early Christmas present in the form of a seriously random video involving nudity and hammerhead sharks.
Okay, it"s not a real shark; it"s just Kendall rocking an assless shark costume and creeping on herself in the shower.
Like we said, it"s pretty random, but that"s exactly what we"ve come to expect from the Love"s increasingly freaky advent calendars.
You may remember, that last year gave us such memorable sights as Kendall being spanked by Santa and Kris Jenner getting kinky with a candy cane.
Of course, those videos were at least holiday themed. We guess they"re going with more of a "David Lynch fever dream" motif this year.
Anything that involves nude Kendall and a member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan actually displaying a sense of humor is fine by us.
Anyway, enjoy the sight of shark Kendall perving on naked Kendall. If you can figure out what the hell it might possibly have to do with Christmas, feel free to let us know in the comments.
Hysterical Baby Can Only Be Soothed by Adele
Adele is absolutely everywhere these days.
She"s performing on Saturday Night Live. She"s posing for the cover of Rolling Stone. She"s breaking every music record imaginable.
But did you know she"s also inside the hearts and minds of kids everywhere?
We"ve already given readers a look at a toddler who responded to Adele"s smash hit "Hello" by hilariously talking back to the solo superstar.
And now we"re here with footage of a young child whose mother says is going through the pain of teething.
As all parents knows, this is nearly impossible to combat. Your child is growing a new tooth and it has to make its way up through the gum and it hurts. A LOT.
It hurts a lot and it hurts non-stop and sucking on something cold can only help so much.
There"s barely anything you can do… unless your child loves Adele, that is!
In the following video, we see a boy who is in lots of pain. He"s crying and he"s crying and it seems like all hope is lost. But then he hears one magical word:
HELLO.
That"s all it takes. At the very first syllable uttered by the best singer on the planet, the boy quiets down and listens intently. He clearly doesn"t want to miss a note.
And you won"t want to miss this video. It"s downright hilarious… and it also makes it official:
Adele cannot be stopped. She can do absolutely everything.
Joe Giudice and Apollo Nida to Serve Time in SAME Prison?!
It looks like two of the Real Housewives franchise’s most notorious husbands will soon be swapping stories of the Bravo-lebrity life behind bars.
According to Radar Online, Apollo Nida and Joe Giudice might soon be cellmates, as Apollo has reportedly been transferred from a Kentucky prison to FCI Fort Dix in New Jersey, where Joe is set to begin serving time next year.
As you may recall, Nida turned himself in in September of 2014 to begin serving an eight-year sentence for bank fraud and identity theft.
According to the Bureau of Prisons, with good behavior, Apollo can qualify for early release in 2020.
Giudice was sentenced to 41 months for bankruptcy fraud last year, but a judge allowed him to delay the start of his sentence until his wife, Teresa Giudice, finishes her own prison bid, so that their children wouldn’t need to be placed in foster care.
Nida transferred to the Jersey facility “about two weeks ago,” a source tells Radar, and he’s reportedly adjusted well to the the more relaxed atmosphere of the minimum security prison.
Interestingly, in Apollo’s first prison interview, he offered advice to the soon-to-be-incarcerated Joe, saying, “Stay humble and don’t act better than anyone; just observe your surroundings.”
Now it looks like he’ll be able to impart his words of jailhouse wisdom in person!
If only camera crews were allowed behind prison walls. This could make one hell of a spinoff!
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