Amy Duggar Starts Blog, Offers Weird Advice

It’s been three months since Amy Duggar married Dillon King, and while the cousin of the 19 Kids and Counting clan has been called the rebellious Duggar, it seems her marriage is very similar to those of the other Duggar girls.

Amy doesn’t have any kids yet, but other than that her life seems very much like Jill and Jessa’s these days. She stays at home, focuses on her husband’s happiness and, as of yesterday, she blogs.

The Duggars love blogging, and all of the women who are married off (and thus allowed to use social media) post pretty regularly.

So it’s not surprising that Amy has started to sharing her thoughts online. What is surprising is how boring her blog is.

Maybe we’re not being fair, since she’s only posted once so far, but we expected more from Rebel Amy than an update on her husband’s cold and ode to the powers of oregano oil.

Amy’s writing style is livelier than her cousins’, and some of her humor shines through (“Five years ago I became really sick in Mexico from eating a salad, I’ll spare you the details but lets just say I couldn’t enjoy any of the Spanish cuisine for 2 days!”), but we had high hopes that Amy would deliver the Duggar dirt!

She closes her first entry by writing, “P.S. Who would have thought my first blog post would be about medicine?!”

Not us, Amy. Definitely not us!

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Jenna Dewan-Tatum: Pregnant With Baby #2?

Where there’s water, there’s speculation.

Sources tell Page Six that they believe Jenna Dewan-Tatum to be pregnant with her and Channing Tatum’s second baby.

The two are parents to daughter Everly, 18 months.

Dewan-Tatum posed for photos at last night’s premiere of The Terrible Eight in a form-fitting Marchesa gown, but any bozo can tell you that a bump doesn’t pop until after the first trimester.

However, witnesses told the paper that despite her 35th birthday rager at Bootsy Bellows Friday night, DT “stuck to water.”

Invited guests included Adam Levine, Lea Michele, Ashton Kutcher, Selena Gomez and Jessica Alba.

“Channing and Jenna danced all night long and closed down the venue,” and insider said. “But she wasn’t drinking even though the party became a total rager.”

Another source told People that “Channing kept pulling Jenna closer,” while they danced in a back room at the venue. 

“They were hugging and kissing and showing off a little PDA,” the source recalled.  “It was adorable.”

Last night, Tatum said terribly mean things to a kitten on Jimmy Kimmel Live.  

You cannot make up a sillier sentence if you tried.

Coco Post-Baby: Pics of the New Mom & Her Bounce-Back Body

It"s been ten days since Coco welcomed her first child.

That length of time is important, because as Mrs. Ice T"s Instagram pics show, she"s in possession of some sort of sort of weight loss/muscle toning secret that will make her a bajillionaire if/when she decides to share it with the rest of humanity.

Coco"s post-baby body must be seen to be believed, but we suppose we shouldn"t have expected anything less from the 36-year-old fitness guru.

Coco"s baby bump was nearly non-existent just days before she gave birth, and just a week after welcoming little Chanel, it"s hard to believe she was ever pregnant.

Check out the gallery below and be amazed. Oh, and the baby"s cute, too:

1. Coco: Post-Baby Body Photo

Coco shows off her post-baby body. She’s 36 weeks pregnant on the left. The pic on the right was taken one week after she gave birth.

2. Coco: Topless Baby Photo

Coco knows that if there’s one thing the Internet loves more than baby photos it’s nudity. So she’s decided to combine the two in an effort to go viral!

3. Coco: Boobs and Baby

Coco posted a photo of herself and her new daughter just four days after giving birth. Her post-baby body is not to be believed.

4. Coco: 36 Weeks Pregnant

Coco at 36 weeks. Yeah, we wouldn’t even know she was pregnant if she didn’t say so.

5. Coco and Ice T’s Baby

6. Coco Austin Shows Off Daughter Chanel

Coco Austin showed a picture of her three-day-old daughter, Chanel after breast-feeding.

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Brielle Zolciak Posts Bikini Selfie, Continues to Rule Instagram

Brielle Zolciak may not be a household name yet, but the girl seems to have a hunger for fame, and she’s got the social media know-how to make it happen.

Brielle’s bikini photos have already helped her to earn over half a million followers, and the 18-year-old daughter of Kim Zolciak clearly understands the importance of giving the people what they want:

The photo above is captioned, “Wishing the ocean didn’t eat these sunglasses,” and while that may seem unimportant, it further demonstrates Brielle’s mastery of the art of Instagram.

When you post a photo of yourself in a partial state of undress, it’s important to pretend you’re doing it for some other reason than soaking up all the likes and basking in the subsequent digitally-induced serotonin rush that every Millennial is now addicted to.

It’s not always easy to think of an excuse, but pretend your cat did something funny while you were getting dressed in front of a full-length mirror, or something.

Yes, the Brielles and the Bella Thornes of the world have an advantage over you, because they pretty much have nothing to do but think of excuses to post semi-nude selfies, but with the exception of a few Kardashians, no one ever became famous without some hard work.

With a little luck, eventually you’ll get to the Kylie Jenner stage where you can just take half-naked pics without giving some made-up reason.

Just make sure learn from Brielle’s mistake, and don’t pose for bikini selfies with your mom. That’s just weird.

View Slideshow: Brielle Zolciak: Photos of Instagram’s Newest Star