Brielle Zolciak may not be a household name yet, but the girl seems to have a hunger for fame, and she’s got the social media know-how to make it happen.
Brielle’s bikini photos have already helped her to earn over half a million followers, and the 18-year-old daughter of Kim Zolciak clearly understands the importance of giving the people what they want:
The photo above is captioned, “Wishing the ocean didn’t eat these sunglasses,” and while that may seem unimportant, it further demonstrates Brielle’s mastery of the art of Instagram.
When you post a photo of yourself in a partial state of undress, it’s important to pretend you’re doing it for some other reason than soaking up all the likes and basking in the subsequent digitally-induced serotonin rush that every Millennial is now addicted to.
It’s not always easy to think of an excuse, but pretend your cat did something funny while you were getting dressed in front of a full-length mirror, or something.
Yes, the Brielles and the Bella Thornes of the world have an advantage over you, because they pretty much have nothing to do but think of excuses to post semi-nude selfies, but with the exception of a few Kardashians, no one ever became famous without some hard work.
With a little luck, eventually you’ll get to the Kylie Jenner stage where you can just take half-naked pics without giving some made-up reason.
Just make sure learn from Brielle’s mistake, and don’t pose for bikini selfies with your mom. That’s just weird.
