If you watched Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 9 last night then you may have caught some interesting tidbits about the cast in the captions at the bottom of your screen.
Jax co-owns a restaurant in Ventura, CA; Kristen recently joined an improv comedy troupe; James used to go by the name Draco Malfoy and was forced to flee the UK following the failure of the Death Eater rebellion…
Okay, we may have made that last one up, but there was a factoid about SUR’s biggest douche that raised some eyebrows amongst fans.
It seems James has claimed (on more than one occasion) that he “almost” hooked up with former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and fellow lanky blonde Brandi Glanville.
We weren’t sure what it means to “almost” hook up with somebody, so we did some digging and found James’ original comment.
In an interview with The Daily Dish, James claimed that a “wasted” Brandi once approached him looking to makeout while she was on a bender at SUR.
“I was about to but then Kristen was standing right there, so, I couldn’t,” says James. “It was really annoying. [Brandi] kept saying how handsome I was.”
So the only thing that prevented him from sucking tongues with his boss’ drunk friend was the fact that his girlfriend was standing nearby?
It’s the kind of sleaze we’ve come to expect from James, but unfortunately two of the women who were supposedly present that night say the story is total BS.
“I DONT know James from Sur!” Brandi tweeted after the stpry went public. “I never kissed him haven’t been to any LVP biz in YRs I don’t kiss guys shorter then me & that weigh less #lies”
Ah, we love the sweet sound of a good James Kennedy burn. Adding to the awesomeness of the situation, Krazy Kristen Doute came along and got Brandi’s back in hilarious fashion:
“He’s delusional,” Kristen tweeted. “What’s next? he’s a Cosby victim? anything for attention.”
Like we said: awesome.
In case you’re looking for even more reason to have faith in the future of humanity, there’s still a chance that James could get fired from Vanderpump Rules for his foul-mouthed rants on Watch What Happens Live earlier this month.
Unfortunately, he’s still banging Lala Kent, which serves to remind us that the world can be a horribly unfair place.
Watch Vanderpump Rules online for more punchable behavior from everyone’s least favorite douchey DJ.
