Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Kylie Jenner Does Stuff, Wins Instagram Forever


Kylie Jenner has millions of followers and millions of dollars.


But it"s still hard not to stop and wonder: What, exactly, does Kylie Jenner do? Aside from pose in her underwear and in a bikini, that is?


The answer, according to comedian Ben Siemon, is… stuff.


Siemon has created an Instagram titled "@kyliejennerdoestuff," replacing the teenager"s phone with various objects in order to prove argue that we"re wrong: Kylie actually does A LOT!


We have no idea where Siemon came up with these ideas, but we send him endless kudos while we pass along examples of his inspiring work below…




1. She saves babies!


She saves babies

From burning buildings! It’s a good thing Kylie was only wearing a bathing suit or else she would have been REALLY hot.



2. She hangs out with Sonia Sotomayor!


She hangs out with sonia sotomayor

Take some clothes off and relax, Your Honor. Make yourself at home.



3. She celebrates Hanukah!


She celebrates hanukah

You do not want to mess with Kylie when it comes to dreidel, people. She totally made hers out of clay.



4. She slides into home!


She slides into home

No, this is not a dirty reference to her love life with Tyga.



5. She does the Thighmaster!


She does the thighmaster

See, critics? She had to sit in this wheelchair so she could get a workout in.



6. She volunteers for the Salvation Army!


She volunteers for the salvation army

We’re guessing she brings in quite a few more bucks than the other people who do this.


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Amber Rose: Totally Crushing on Ronda Rousey

It"s been three weeks since Ronda Rousey suffered a shocking defeat at the hands (and feet) of Holly Holm in UFC 193.


At first, it was rumored that the beating was so severe that Rousey would require plastic surgery.


The fact that Ronda hid her face from paparazzi during her first post-fight public appearance only added fuel to the fire. 


Fortunately, in her first interview since losing her title, Rousey says she"s doing just fine, and her face is healing nicely. (Although she admits she still can"t eat an apple.)


Even better, as evidenced by the video below, Amber Rose is still sporting a serious crush on Rowdy Ronda.


Asked by a TMZ cameraman if her affection for Ronda has waned now that she"s no longer the champ, Rose responded, "I have lesbianic feelings for Ronda."


What"s a little public ass beating when Amber Rose wants to put you in a leg lock?


Hopefully, Amber"s comment made Ronda smile…but not so wide that she re-split her lip.


Rousey has already promised that there will be a rematch with Holly Holm.


Hopefully, after that, she"ll take on Amber. Now that"s something that we"d shell out those ridiculous pay-per-view prices to watch.


Amber rose totally crushing on ronda rousey

Anna Duggar: Josh"s Scandal "Can"t Be True"

Good Morning America ran a profile on the Duggar family ahead of TLC"s three-part special, Jill & Jessa: Counting On.


The segment includes sound bites from Jill and Anna Duggar.


"It wasn’t right for him to let us speak our words without having the full knowledge of what he was hiding," a tearful Jill told the camera of Josh, who not only admitted to molesting his younger sisters as a teenager, but also cheated on his wife.


Jill was angry that she and sister Jessa defended Josh on-camera to Fox News" Megyn Kelly in June, before knowing that he had been involved in extra-marital affairs.


In August, Josh"s email address was one of thousands registered in a data dump from extra-marital site Ashley Madison.  He also admitted to a porn addiction and that he had been unfaithful to Anna.


"I have been the biggest hypocrite ever," Josh said in a statement after the news broke.  "While espousing faith and family values, I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the internet and this became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife."


In a clip from the series, Anna revealed her feelings on the matter.


"I was like, I’m just gonna wake up and everything gonna be ok," Anna told the camera.  "This can’t be true."


Josh is currently undergoing treatment.


Jill & Jessa: Counting on premieres December 13th at 8pm on TLC.


Anna duggar joshs scandal cant be true

North West: NOT Happy About Baby Brother Saint!

Earlier today, we told you about the sibling rivalry between Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian.


Of course, there’s a new feud within the Kardashian-Jenner clan every day, and it seems the next generation is learning from the example set by their elders and beefing before they start teething.



According to Radar Online, 2-year-old North West is not happy about becoming a big sister.


It hasn’t even been a week since little Saint West entered the world, but sources tell the website that Nori is already making her feelings known in a big way:


“North already seems incredibly jealous of him because she is so used to being her mother’s only one,”


That’s natural. Heck, we imagine Kanye felt the same way when North was born.


What’s a little weird is that


  1. This is being treated as “a thing” by several media outlets, and

  2. In classic Kardashian fashion, the family is attempting to make North feel better by assuring her that both she and Saint are so cute they probably won’t even need to have any work done when they’re older:

“Everyone says that, like North, Saint has Kim’s attractive features,” the insider tells Radar. “Even Kim and Kanye were hoping for that.”


So we guess it’s safe to assume that they both got Kim’s features, and North inherited Kanye’s penchant for tantrums.


Of course, it’s a little more understandable in her case.


After all, she’s 2, not 38. Plus, how would you feel if your little brother was named after an exalted religious figure, and you were named after a freakin’ direction?