Khloe Kardashian: My Vagina is NOT Ruining James Harden"s Career!

As you may have heard, Khloe Kardashian is dating James Harden of the Houston Rockets.

You may have also heard that the Rockets aren"t having their greatest season, and some fans think Khloe is partially responsible.

That"s why The Kardashian Everyone Actually Likes (except for NBA fans in Houston) has taken to her website to clarify that her vagina is in no way to blame for the Rockets" limp performance.

Clearly, James is having quite an effect on Khloe, as the girl has genitals on her mind in a big way in the following clip.

She literally talks about every kind of junk in the span of about four seconds. Khloe may start out on the topic of her boyfriend"s performance on the court, but she"s talking about a very different kind of balls by the end of the clip.

"Someone"s trying to give me too much power," Khloe tells her webcam at one point.

"My p–sy is f–king powerful, bro, let me tell you that…Don"t give me that much power. And James is the f–king sh-t. So suck my dick and my balls."

That comment might be surprising coming from anyone else in the family (or anyone in the world, for that matter), but that"s the kind of candidness we"ve come to expect from Khloe.

 

Jill & Jessa Duggar: Exploiting Anna Duggar For Ratings?!

This Sunday’s episode of Jill & Jessa: Counting On will feature a moment that many who have been fascinated by the downfall of the Duggar family have been waiting for for months.

Anna Duggar will finally speak out on Josh Duggar’s many sexual indiscretions and reveal the reasoning behind her decision to stay with her philandering husband. TLC has already offered up a preview of the long-awaited interview:

Anna Duggar on Josh Duggar Sex Scandal: He Betrayed Me & ALL Christians!

Of course, Counting On is part of the Duggars’ campaign to rebuild their reputation and return to television on a permanent basis. (Jill and Jessa’s series is a limited three-week “event.”)

Anna’s candid discussion is sure to bring in major ratings for the family’s latest TV venture, which has led some to question Jill and Jessa’s motives in deciding to feature their sister-in-law on a series that’s supposed to be about their lives as newlyweds.

In a recent interview with Radar Online, Dillon King – the husband and Jill and Jessa’s cousin Amy Duggar – revealed that he believes the Duggars are “using” Anna in order to score 

“It looks like they are using all the emotion for ratings,” King told the website. “It’s just not right.”

Obviously, the fact that Anna’s first comments on the scandal would translate to a major ratings bonanza crossed the minds of Jill and Jessa’s producers, but the question of whether or not this amounts to exploitation is a complicated one.

Hey, after all Josh Duggar has done to his family, aren’t they entitled to use his misdeeds as a means of rebuilding their careers?

View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why Anna Duggar Should Leave Josh NOW

The Force is Very Strong with This British Meteorologist

As previously documented, Chrissy Teigen is a terrible meteorologist.

But the woman featured in the following video is awesome!

Just like previous males and females in her profession who clearly have a love for pop culture (e.g. the traffic reporter who parodied Let It Go), this lady has used the ongoing Star Wars craze to go viral.

For all the right reasons.

In just 40 seconds, she manages to make endless Star Wars references, all while somehow keeping a straight face.

"Don"t be a trooper. Please take care on the roads. Could be difficult driving conditions," she warns at one point, later adding:

"Now, if you"re forced to awaken early tomorrow morning, it will be on the dark side, but as you can see fairly mild."

Amazing, no?

And this was how our new favorite weather woman person on the planet concluded her report:

Far, far away towards the southeast of England, there is a new hope for sunshine developing in the afternoon.

We"re not wearing a hat at the moment.

If we were, however, we"d be taking it off in absolute awe of this meteorologist. She deserves the biggest raise her network can afford.

Scott Disick to Chris Brown: I Can"t Bang All These Chicks on My Own!

Recently, Chris Brown was spotted hanging out with Scott Disick at a club in Los Angeles.

No one could imagine what these two might be doing together, aside from arguing over who"s the more colossal mega-douche, but now we know they were shooting the video for Breezy"s new single, "Picture Me Rollin"."

You probably imagine a Chris Brown video starring Scott Disick would be a highly douchey affair, but you have no idea what you"re in store for.

Things begin with Chris screaming at a woman in a car and defending his violent tendencies. Seriously.

Then he gets a call from Disick – who, last we checked, is still trying to win back Kourtney Kardashian – asking for Chris" assistance, because Scott simply can"t "f–k all these b–ches" on his own.

That"s not to say the song doesn"t include some gentlemanly lyrics ("If you don"t smoke, girl, it"s alright/That"s more for me, so I don"t mind"), but we"d like to point out that this is the first single off of the album named for Brown"s daughter, Royalty.

So maybe Scott and Chris bonded over burdening their daughters with absurd, oddly-regal names?

Nah, it was probably the douchiness. They"re realized they"re both unbelievably douchey.