Selena Gomez Sexes It Way Up on SNL

Simply put: 

Eat your heart out, Justin Bieber.

Big. Time.

Selena Gomez brought some major heat to The Big Apple over the weekend via a pair of scintillating performances; first stripping down for a mash-up of “Good for You” and “Same Old Love” before giving up a seductively choreographed rendition of her latest single, “Hands to Myself.”

For her opening performance of the evening, Gomez wore a revealing black floor-length gown with a thigh-high slit and a neckline that practically reached her navel, showing off her toned abdominal muscles on either side.

As she sang, a circle of men sat around her, snapping in time to the beat. And ogling away.

For the “Hands to Myself,” performance the young singer brought two dancers – a man and a woman – on stage to join her in a sultry dance that centered on a great deal of of touching and grabbing and groping.

How did Selena’s fans feel about these performances?

“Selena literally slayed it! Her voice was so angelic and her selfie got everyone changing their dp"s and i don"t blame them,” wrote one Twitter user, while another gushed:

KILLIN IT and included with her positive review a whole bunch of fire emjois.

Check out the sexy rendition of "Hands to Myself" below, but prepare yourself first:

This is not your father"s Selena Gomez. The video is so hot, it may cause your computer to burst into flames.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian: Totes Twinning!

For the record, Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian are not twins.

But they easily could have fooled us in their latest Instagram photo.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians stars are posing side by side in the photo above, both decked out in form-fitting black turtlenecks and both checking themselves out in a mirror.

Kim’s hair is pulled into some kind of messy ponytails, while Kourtney’s locks are flowing all the way down. Both are also getting their Kylie Jenner-like pout on.

The snapshot was taken at a listening party for Kanye West’s upcoming album, which was the basis for Kourtney’s very classy caption.

“Studio hoes,” 36-year-old wrote.

Kim has clearly trimmed down a great deal since giving birth to Saint West on December 5.

She has annoyingly made her weight loss a very big deal on social media, announcing last week that she’ll be teaming with Atkins to shed many pounds and hopes her followers visit her website to see this journey.

We hope she chokes on a piece of kale. 

Kourtney, meanwhile, also shared a double mirror selfie with Kylie:

The real question in all of this, of course, is whether or not Kourtney will become the next Bachelorette on ABC.

We can think of a few reasons why she would be the ideal candidate:

View Slideshow: 19 Reasons Kourtney Kardashian Needs to Be the Next Bachelorette

Khloe Kardashian Posts Sad Quotes on Love - For James or Lamar??

Khloe Kardashian is being mysterious again.

Last week, she posted a quote to her Instagram account that read “Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.”

No one knew exactly what she was getting at, and we were all befuddled because Khloe is usually a pretty straight shooter.

However, this did come shortly after we learned that her boyfriend James Harden was seen partying at a strip club with Tyga, her sister Kylie Jenner’s on-again, off-again boo.

And now she’s at it with the cryptic posts once again.

First, she posted this bit about being thankful for life’s roadblocks:

“Thank you Lord for all of the obstacles you put into my life. I put ALL my faith in You!!” she wrote in the caption. 

“I have complete trust in knowing that every obstacle you have placed was done in order to protect me on my journey. My greatest lessons are learned from my losses. Which in turn become my greatest gains. In my darkest hour…. I thank YOU”

What obstacles could she have been referring to?

Then, a couple hours later, she followed it up with another quote on love, which seemed to be directed at… someone:

“When you’ve experienced love at its purest, it’s hard to settle for less,” read her caption.

We can only decipher it thusly:

“Love at its purest” must be in reference to Khloe’s estranged husband Lamar Odom, whom the reality star once claimed she would always love.

So… that means “less” would be James. 

We’ll be looking out for final confirmation, but it sounds like thinks could be dunzo for Khloe and the bearded one.

View Slideshow: 18 Kontroversial Khloe Kardashian Photos

Kendall Jenner & Harry Styles Go On Date at Club - WITH PARENTS?

Ever since Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles were photographed smooching and lying atop one another on a yacht in the Caribbean, it was pretty much a foregone conclusion that the two were an item.

Even Kendall’s sister Khloe Kardashian konfirmed it.

Last night, the model and the singer were seen together attending a private party at The Troubadour, a club in West Hollywood. 

Not too shocking for a couple of young stars who are dating.

Except that their PARENTS were there, too.

Kendall showed up at the venue with her mom and manager, Kris Jenner, according to E! News, and TMZ reports that Harry’s stepfather was in attendance as well.

AWKWARD.

We know these two are young – Kendall is 20 and Harry’s 21 – but we’d think they could go on a date without supervision.

However, there have been rumors that the whole Harry-Kendall hookup was staged by none other than Kris, who thought it would be good publicity for Kendall’s career.

And hey, if she could persuade the crown jewel of the world’s hottest boy band to appear on her fledgling reality show, that could be the ratings spike that would keep them all swimming in green.

Could this have just been a business meeting between the parents, rather than a meet-the-parents datey deal?

A rock club is a strange location for either, but of course, that might’ve been part of the plan.