Friday, February 12, 2016

Gwen Stefani"s New Song: All About BLAKE SHELTON!

Celebrity couples come and go all the time, but it’s been a while since we’ve seen one quite as cute as Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton.



While they may not be getting married or having kids just yet (as many tabloid reports have claimed), Blwen (Gwake?) haven’t been shy about pouring on the PDA or shamelessly flirting over Twitter.


And now, Gwen released a new song, “Make Me Like You,” which is so obviously about Blake.


Check out some of the lyrics:


I was fine before I met you
I was broken but fine
I was lost and uncertain
But my heart was still mine
I was free before I met you  
I was broken but free
All alone in the clear view
But now you are all I see


I really like you, but I’m so scared
Why’d you have to go and make me like you? 


Something I could get used to
I could get used to this
It’s getting harder to leave it
Your lips on my lips
Oh, I can’t believe it
How good it could be
Didn’t wanna believe it, but now you are all I see


Here’s the video:



Oh, yeah. Totally Blake.


Back in January, during their Twitter flirt fest, Gwen tweeted that she was writing songs about a cowboy, and we all know exactly who that cowboy is.


Adorable.


We suppose it’s now Blake’s turn to write a song about Gwen. But since country singers are notorious for crooning about lyin’ and cheatin’ and low-down broken heartin’, maybe this one can wait. 


Emily Ratajkowski Flashes Boobs, Endorses Bernie Sanders

Even amongst his most ardent supporters, “sexy” is not a word that comes to mind when the name Bernie Sanders is mentioned.


That may be have just changed, however, as Emily Ratajkowski has executed a Jedi mind trick that’ll force your brain to forever associate democratic socialism with ginormous breasts:



Yes, Emily Ratajkowksi’s boobs are officially feeling the Bern, and we’re pretty sure that means the election is over. All hail President Sanders.


If it’s not already in the Constitution that all elections are to be decided by Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs, then we need an amendment ASAP.


Here is where you would normally find a joke about how the real boobs are the ones running for office, but we have a hard time putting any effort into this when we know 90% of you just here for the promise of topless Ratajkowski.


We assume the other 10% are just cats walking across a keyboard or something. 


Anyway, now we we know where EmRat stands in terms of presidential politics.


We doubt her endorsement will do much to shake up the election, but you know Bill Clinton is seriously considering switching sides right now.


Sure, it’ll land him in the doghouse, but it’s not like he hasn’t been there before!

Mama June"s Truth REVEALED: Did She REALLY Cheat With a Child Molester??

Mama June Shannon is finally getting a chance to clear her name.



The reality TV star and mother of Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson was never really regarded as a gold star parent, but when reports surfaced that she was cheating on her boyfriend with Mark McDaniel, a convicted child molester who violated her own daughter, the court of public opinion came down on her hard.


What’s more, she lost her reality show; Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was canceled shortly after the news broke.


Mama June had always denied her involvement with McDaniel, but once the rumors started, it was too late.


Now, in a sneak peek clip obtained by Radar Online, Mama June hears the results of a lie detector test she took for Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars.


Her husband Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson, with whom she appears on the show, asks whether she had ever cheated on him. Her reply: “No.”


And it turns out… She was telling the truth!


When the investigator makes the announcement to a crowded room of people, they all stand up and cheer.


But no one was more ecstatic than Mama June.


“I told you! Stop believing the media!” she cries. “I was being truthful the whole time, thank you!”


Poor Mama June. What a rough couple years she’s had. We gotta say, we’re happy for her, and even happier that this rumor turned out to be false.


Sugar Bear seems content and gives a thumbs up upon hearing the result.


But when the host asks him to come clean to Mama June about his own indiscretions, well, Sugar storms out of the room in a huff.


Jeepers, what more you got, Sug? You already confessed to experimenting with men and cheating on June with a cornucopia of women, so tell us, WHAT MORE YOU GOT?


On second thought, maybe we don’t want to know.

Alanis Morissette: Pregnant with Baby #2!

It isn’t ironic, but it’s still true:


Alanis Morissette is pregnant again!



The singer-songwriter is expecting her second child with husband Mario “Souleye” Treadway, according to both her spokesperson and also a unique video Morissette recorded way back in 2010.


Morissette confirmed the exciting news on her website today, sharing an animated piece footage and a song that concludes with the couple – along with 5-year-old son Ever Imre – gazing at ultrasound images of their impending new family member.


Wrote Morissette as a caption to the video:


“The story of my nuclear family in moving pictures, brings us up to this sweet moment.


“[The song was] written, recorded and produced in 6 hours on May 22, 2010 with Guy Sigsworth, on the sly, to surprise Souleye. Brendan Huza helped tell our story.


“May this song take on ever-deepening meaning as each year goes by.”



Morissette and Treadway got married in 2010.


We send our very best wishes to the singer, her rapper of a husband and to their evolving family.


Here is a look, meanwhile, at how some other famous people have made this same major announcement over the years: