Kaley Cuoco Opens Up About Divorce: I"m MUCH Better Now!

Back in September, fans were shocked to learn that Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting were getting divorced.

It"s not that Kaley and Ryan were

"I"m getting divorced," Kaley confirmed. "Last year was very bizarre. We all go through weird ups and downs, and sometimes I"m a little more seen

"I already feel like 2016 is going to be a much better year than 2015. It"s been rough, but things are going good and I"m doing much, much better now. I"m in a much better place."

Asked how long she was married, Kaley sheepishly replied, "Not that long."

When Cuoco spoke of getting her wedding date tattooed on her back to remind her of her big day, Ellen hilariously quipped, "Maybe you should"ve gotten it on your front."

Of course, as her Instagram followers know, Kaley covered that tattoo with some new ink last month.

The new tatt is a moth, and for weeks, we"ve been wondering what the significance might be.

Fortunately, Kaley has finally provided an answer:

"The significance is, it was big enough to cover the numbers," she said.

Sounds good to us. Obviously, Ms. Cuoco is semi-joking with that answer, but it"s good to see that her sense of humor is still intact.

 

 

Rob Kardashian: I Wanna Lose Weight ... But Not Look Like Scrawny-Ass Tyga!

Rob Kardashian is serious about losing weight, but doesn’t want to overdo it, lest he end up looking like Kylie Jenner’s scrawny beau Tyga.

According to reports, Rob has already lost 40 pounds since he started working out with the aid of personal trainer-lover Blac Chyna.

He’s adamant about not wanting to get too slim, though.

Insiders say he never wants to be a “bean pole,” a term he applies to her baby daddy, mediocre, recently-evicted rapper Tyga.

Rob has told Blac “she’s sadly mistaken” if she thinks he’ll ever be as skinny as her ex; Rob is not a fan of the “scrawny” look.

Quoth a source close to Robert Jr. on the subject:

“Look, Rob’s all about losing weight and being healthy. But one thing he doesn’t want to be is a skinny bean pole like Tyga.”

If she has a type, well, he ain’t it: “He told Blac, jokingly of course, that he knows how she’s used to scrawny men like Tyga.” 

“He told Blac she’s sadly mistaken if she thinks he’s about to weigh 95 pounds soaking wet. They both laughed hysterically.”

Tyga, of course, is putting it to Rob’s half-sister Kylie Jenner, making the whole relationship rather incestuous and awkward.

Hey, as long as they’re all happy … if they’re happy.

After Kylie announced she’s starting her own cooking show, Blac dissed her for stealing her idea … yes, this really happened.

Blac uploaded a pic of her own cooking videos with the caption “B*tch Bye Follow@cookingwithchyna #InfatuatedWitChy.”

So much shade. So few hours in the day to cover it.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna Feud: A Complete Anthology of Shade!

Rob Kardashian: I Wanna Lose Weight ... But Not Look Like Scrawny-Ass Tyga!

Rob Kardashian is serious about losing weight, but doesn’t want to overdo it, lest he end up looking like Kylie Jenner’s scrawny beau Tyga.

According to reports, Rob has already lost 40 pounds since he started working out with the aid of personal trainer-lover Blac Chyna.

He’s adamant about not wanting to get too slim, though.

Insiders say he never wants to be a “bean pole,” a term he applies to her baby daddy, mediocre, recently-evicted rapper Tyga.

Rob has told Blac “she’s sadly mistaken” if she thinks he’ll ever be as skinny as her ex; Rob is not a fan of the “scrawny” look.

Quoth a source close to Robert Jr. on the subject:

“Look, Rob’s all about losing weight and being healthy. But one thing he doesn’t want to be is a skinny bean pole like Tyga.”

If she has a type, well, he ain’t it: “He told Blac, jokingly of course, that he knows how she’s used to scrawny men like Tyga.” 

“He told Blac she’s sadly mistaken if she thinks he’s about to weigh 95 pounds soaking wet. They both laughed hysterically.”

Tyga, of course, is putting it to Rob’s half-sister Kylie Jenner, making the whole relationship rather incestuous and awkward.

Hey, as long as they’re all happy … if they’re happy.

After Kylie announced she’s starting her own cooking show, Blac dissed her for stealing her idea … yes, this really happened.

Blac uploaded a pic of her own cooking videos with the caption “B*tch Bye Follow@cookingwithchyna #InfatuatedWitChy.”

So much shade. So few hours in the day to cover it.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna Feud: A Complete Anthology of Shade!

Charlie Sheen Reveals the Cause of His 2011 Meltdown (and It"s Not Cocaine!)

Back in 2011, Charlie Sheen had a meltdown.

We don’t mean he stormed off set one day or lost his temper during an interview. No, Sheen’s tiger blood-fueled media rampage was the stuff of legend, and it’s widely considered to be one of the most baffling and entertaining career suicides in Hollywood history. And now Chuckles is finally what caused the whole thing:

“It was a lot of highs and lows. I was taking a lot of testosterone cream, and I think I went too far with it,” Sheen tells Dr. oz in an interview scheduled to air tomorrow.

“It was kind of like a borderline…not a ’roid rage, but a ’roid disengage.”

“‘Roid disengage.” Not as catchy as “winning,” or even “warlock rockstar from Mars,” but a solid new addition to the dictionary of Sheen-isms, nonetheless.

As you may recall, Sheen paid a visit to Dr. Oz last month, at which time he revealed that he’s no longer taking his HIV medication on the advice of a controversial doctor who claims to have cured the disease.

So it looks like Charlie doesn’t need testosterone cream in order to make really bad decisions.

For other examples, see his recent threat to cut off Denise Richards’ head.

You’re one of a kind, Charlie. And that’s probably a very good thing.