Celebrity Salaries in 2016: REVEALED!

This just in: Celebrities make a lot of money!

But just how much have certain singers, actors and actresses earned over the past year?

Parade has come out with its annual What People Earn rundown, which includes the following revelations regarding the bank accounts of some very familiar faces:

1. Aziz Ansari…

… $ 9.5 million! It pays to write your own book and develop your own successful Netflix series.

2. Anderson Cooper…

… $ 11 million! The Silver Fox? More like the GOLDEN fox considering the salary he rakes in as the only respectable journalist on CNN.

3. Leonardo DiCaprio…

… $ 29 million! He was paid a hefty salary for The Revenant, but he also signed a deal to earn money on the back end. Smart move.

4. Jack Dorsey…

… $ 2.5! He’s the CEO of Twitter and of Square. Darn. Why didn’t we think of those as career choices?

5. Dale Earnhardt Jr…

… $ 23.8 million! The most popular NASCAR driver may risk his life with each race, but at least he does it for a lot of coin.

6. Kevin Hart…

… $ 28.5! Get Hard was one of the dumbest movies in years. But try telling that to Hart’s bank account.

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Taylor Swift to Selena Gomez: Get Justin Bieber Out of Your Life!!!

For weeks now, we’ve been hearing rumors about the possibility of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting back together.

Bieber’s reportedly been putting his all into the reconciliation effort, but all along, Selena’s been resisting, possibly as a result of the influence of one of her closest friends:

Yes, Justin can swear he’s changed all he wants, but Taylor Swift is still firmly anti-Biebs.

In fact, some say Bieber blames Swift for the fact that Selena hasn’t taken him back yet. 

At first we thought he was just being paranoid, but now it seems there may be something to that theory.

Following an incident at the iHeartRadio Awards in which Selena allegedly caught Justin with Hailey Baldwin – an ex he claimed to have parted ways with – Taylor has reportedly encouraged Gomez to have no further contact with her ex:

“After what he pulled at the iHeartRadio Awards, Taylor really wants her to cut ties with Justin once and for all. None of this back and forth stuff,” a source tells Hollywood Life.

“Taylor has been telling Selena that once she makes a commitment to shut the door on him completely, she will meet the true man of her dreams.” 

Maybe she’ll meet the man of dreams, maybe not. Either way she won’t have to put up with Justin’s crap anymore, which seems like reason enough.

Listen to Taylor when it comes to your love life, Selena. Millions of other young women do.

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Chelsey Weimar: Is Leonardo DiCaprio Dating a 19-Year-Old Model?!

We hate to do this to you on a Friday, but we have news that’s sure to shock you to your core and make you question everything you thought you knew about existence:

Leonardo DiCaprio is banging a model.

This time, however, it’s not just any runway-walker, but a Victoria’s Secret up-and-comer who was in diapers when Leo reached mega-star status with Titanic.

Yes, according to some reports, Chelsey Weimar is just 19 years old. Others have her as 20, but either way she’s a couple decades and change younger than the Oscar-winning actor.

(By law, you can’t write about Leo now without mentioning his Oscar. True story.)

Obviously, Leo dating models is nothing new, but Chelsey is young even by his standards.

The 41-year-old broke up with Kelly Rohrbach, 26, in January after several months of dating.

Shortly thereafter he hooked up with Roxy Horner, 24.

Now it seems the trend is continuing, and Leo’s ladies are only getting younger as he gets older.

We’re beginning to think Leo’s interest in the environment is a result of his desire to bang models who haven’t been born yet 20 years from now.

It’s hard to size up potential sex partners when we’re all walking around in haz-mat suits.

Anyway, Chelsey has posted Instagram photos that some claim are clearly taken on Leo’s property, but reps for the P–sy Posse chairman swear there’s nothing going on:

“It’s not true,” one source tells Page Six. “He isn’t spending time with anyone. Most of his time lately has been in places like Indonesia, trying to help save the ecosystem.”

Uh-huh. First they denied that bear had its way with Leo in The Revenant, now this.

You have your Oscar, bruh. You can come clean with us now. Let us live vicariously through your sexual adventures!

Jessica Simpson: Making Out With TOTALLY Save Your Marriage

If you flip through Jessica Simpson"s Instagrams, you"ll notice that she loves putting her tongue in husband Eric Johnson"s mouth.

Which is great.  In fact, Simpson credits a proper makeout session with keeping your marriage sizzilin."

"I think the secret to a beautiful, loving marriage is just making out!" the 35-year-old fashion mogul told People.

"Don"t forget to kiss. It"s more intimate sometimes for a lot of people and if you forget that, you forget why you fell in love in the first place. It always begins with a kiss."

Take a stroll through Simpson"s sauciest photos with Johnson, because the girl has the whole "practice what you preach" thing down.

1. Get A Room, You Two

“Easter feasting,” Simpson wrote.

2. Ok, This is Adorable

#Fam #KissyFace #InFrontOfTheKids

3. When A Shirt Makes One Hell Of a Suggestion

He’s Irish. Go on, kiss him.

4. Bedtime Makeout Sesh

The black and white filter makes it so romantical.

5. That’s…Different

Hey, you two do you (or each other).

6. Ok, Now It’s Just Weird

Put the tongues back in the mouths, please.

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