This Couple is Totally Having Sex at a Subway Station

What would you do if you saw a man and woman drop their pants and just start going at it in public?

Like, if the woman were sitting on a bench and the man were standing in front of her? 

Just thrusting away? Total penetration going on? No cares or apparent worries about who might be wandering by and see them in full porking action?

These were more than just hypothetical questions for residents and tourists in Barcelona, Spain earlier this week because an unnamed man and his unnamed partner really did go at it in public.

We"re not kidding. 

You can see the NSFW action for yourself in the video below.

According to The Huffington Post, this incomprehensible action took place on Saturday.

As you can see, some folks walked by the nearly-naked twosome, oblivious to what they were doing.

Others walked by and were quite aware of what was going on.

And one person, of course, stopped and filmed the unexpected railing.

Authorities in Spain are supposedly trying to track the couple down because it’s illegal to fornicate in public and they could face incivility charges, an official told El Huffington Post.

This could be the case even if they were just pretending to have sex.

Which seems silly, right? Once you"re going as far as these two are going, you might as well complete the deal, don"t you think?

Who would have guessed that Jared Fogle would only be the second biggest sex offender related to Subway, huh?

You"re right. We take that back. He"s still the biggest.

But go ahead and watch this racy, ridiculous sex video for yourself… if you dare:

Chris Brown: PISSED at Rihanna For Hooking Up With Leonardo DiCaprio?!

Remember back in January of last year when rumors about Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna hooking up were all over the Internet?

Well, it looks those (probably bogus) reports are officially back. 

And in the type of wonderful news that only comes around once or twice in a lifetime, Chris Brown believes the rumors and he is totes pissed off about them!

“Chris thought Rihanna was done playing around with bad boys who don’t want to commit,” an insider tells Hollywood Life.

“He was stunned a little bit to hear she’s her back in Leo’s arms and whispering in his ear. That hurt him a bit because he still has feelings for her.”

The source says Chris recently changed his ways (Ed. note: LOL!), and he thought he and Ri might have a future together:

“As a former bad boy himself, Chris changed his entire image and persona, mostly for Royalty, but partly for RiRi too,” the source says.

“He loves Rihanna and no disrespect to Leo, but he doesn’t want Ri to get caught in his glory just because he recently won an Oscar. Leo’s still a player and he hopes she knows that.”

Asked about the possibility that Rihonardo is still a thing, Brown remarked:

“I don’t care if he is the king of the world, the wolf of Wall Street, and the Great motherf–kin’ Gatsby! I saw that dude get eaten a bear while he was running around in the. You can’t trust a dude that stupid!”

Okay, we may have entirely made that quote up, but c’mon – it sounds like something Breezy would say!

As for whether or not Ri-o and Leo are really hooking up, our guess would be no.

In fact, we’re pretty sure they were never hooking up (and we’re entirely sure that Rihanna was never pregnant with DiCaprio’s baby).

But if the rumors make life harder on Chris Brown we’re all for them.

In fact, we hope these two hire lookalikes to make a sex tape just to piss Chris off.

Yes…that’s the only reason we hope that happens. Is it getting warm in here to anyone else?

Selena Gomez Skips MET Gala After-Party, Avoids Justin Bieber at All Costs

Among the members of Taylor Swift’s squad, Selena Gomez looked the second worst at Monday night’s MET Gala in New York City.

According to at least one very scientific poll, that is.

But that wasn’t even the worst piece of news to come out of the fashionable event this week for Selena.

As has so often been the case for her in the past, the artist’s evening was dealt an unfortunate blow by her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber.

According to Hollywood Life, Bieber did not attend the MET Gala itself in The Big Apple this week.

But he did stop by an after-party at The Boom Boom Room… and he was not alone for the occasion. He allegedly showed up with occasional love Hailey Baldwin.

“Selena and her girls were supposed to go to the after-party at The Boom Boom Room,” a source tells Hollywood Wife.

But when she found out Justin was going to be there, she changed her plans. She didn’t want to be there with Justin and Hailey. It’s a small place and that would just be way too uncomfortable.”

That’s understandable.

Unfortunate, but understandable.

Still, it wasn’t exactly a lost night altogether for Gomez.

This same article says she headed over to the Vogue magazine after-party, where she was spotted taking many cute pictures in their awesome photo booth.

Other celebrities who attended this event included Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. So Selena was in some pretty famous company.

View Slideshow: 2016 MET Gala: All The Red Carpet Looks!

While Bieber and Gomez continue to fuel rumors of a possible reconciliation, Baldwin has made it pretty clear at this point that she at least dated Bieber at some point in the recent past.

They are still very friendly and it would not surprise us if they still knock boots on occasion.

So we can’t blame Gomez for avoiding such an awkward run-in, can you?

But we can blame Selena if she ever goes back to Justin.

Come on, girlfriend. You can do so much better.

Selena Gomez Skips MET Gala After-Party, Avoids Justin Bieber at All Costs

Among the members of Taylor Swift’s squad, Selena Gomez looked the second worst at Monday night’s MET Gala in New York City.

According to at least one very scientific poll, that is.

But that wasn’t even the worst piece of news to come out of the fashionable event this week for Selena.

As has so often been the case for her in the past, the artist’s evening was dealt an unfortunate blow by her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber.

According to Hollywood Life, Bieber did not attend the MET Gala itself in The Big Apple this week.

But he did stop by an after-party at The Boom Boom Room… and he was not alone for the occasion. He allegedly showed up with occasional love Hailey Baldwin.

“Selena and her girls were supposed to go to the after-party at The Boom Boom Room,” a source tells Hollywood Wife.

But when she found out Justin was going to be there, she changed her plans. She didn’t want to be there with Justin and Hailey. It’s a small place and that would just be way too uncomfortable.”

That’s understandable.

Unfortunate, but understandable.

Still, it wasn’t exactly a lost night altogether for Gomez.

This same article says she headed over to the Vogue magazine after-party, where she was spotted taking many cute pictures in their awesome photo booth.

Other celebrities who attended this event included Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. So Selena was in some pretty famous company.

View Slideshow: 2016 MET Gala: All The Red Carpet Looks!

While Bieber and Gomez continue to fuel rumors of a possible reconciliation, Baldwin has made it pretty clear at this point that she at least dated Bieber at some point in the recent past.

They are still very friendly and it would not surprise us if they still knock boots on occasion.

So we can’t blame Gomez for avoiding such an awkward run-in, can you?

But we can blame Selena if she ever goes back to Justin.

Come on, girlfriend. You can do so much better.