Kim Kardashian Strikes First Post-Baby Cover Pose: See It Here!

Kim Kardashian may not be down to her ideal post-pregnancy weight.

But she’s clearly feeling pretty darn well about her body these days.

How else to explain that Kardashian is featured on her first magazine cover since giving birth to Saint West on December 5, 2015?

Yes, that really is Kim Kardashian on the Vogue Australia cover above, even if you don’t recognize her immediately due to her understated appearance and numerous layers of clothing.

Perhaps one of the more sultry images from the photo shoot will make this more obvious.

Here you go:

According to E! News, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was styled by fashion director Christine Centenara for the issue and photographed by Lachlan Bailey.

In the feature article, Kim gushes over Kris Jenner, giving her mom and her manager mad props for being able to do it all.

“I want to live her life and be successful, work hard and still have so many kids – and still take care of everyone else,” Kim says, adding that her late father, Robert Kardashian, is “for sure” her hero.

Kim, of course, is a rich sex tape star at this point.

She also is heavily involved in the fashion world and reality TV universe and even has her own app.

But what if she weren’t famous?

What would Kim Kardashian do with her life then?

“I would be a forensic investigator and live a normal life,” the superstar hilariously says.

We need to at least give Kardashian credit here for remaining consistent.

The reality star previously told LOVE magazine that she would “love” to be a makeup artist someday, but also admitted:

“What I really want to be is a forensic investigator. I am obsessed with murders and dead bodies.”

Makes sense. Her wealth murders our hope for humanity on a daily basis.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Magazine Kovers: She’s Everywhere!

Leah Messer Gets Back Together With T.R. Dues, Gushes About Love on Twitter

We’ll admit – we’re totes confused by the relationship between Leah Messer and T.R. Dues.

Of course, they’d probably be happy to hear that, as they’ve been doing their best to keep the whole under wraps since day one.

As far as we can tell, Leah and T.R. started dating back in June of 2015.

Things moved quickly, and by the end of the year, Messer and Dues were living together. 

Shortly thereafter, rumors that Leah had kicked T.R. to the curb began to circulate online.

Some fans theorized that Messer had ended the relationship in order to give the judge in her custody case the impression that she was fully focused on raising her three daughters.

Just last week, Leah seemed to confirm her breakup from T.R. and it looked as though the “secret” relationship (that the whole world knew about) was finally at an end.

Over the weekend, however, something interesting happened:

Leah began tweeting about how great her relationship is – which is not the sort of thing one expects from a single gal:

“Some couples are just madeee for each other!” Leah tweeted. “You know what they say though. There is someone for everyone.”

Shortly thereafter, The Ashley’s Reality Roundup confirmed that Leah and T.R. are still an item.

“He may not be living with Leah full time but they are still together and is seen at the house all the time,” a source tells the site.

“Leah is actually about to move (again) but she hasn’t really talked about whether or not T.R. will live with her at the new place.”

Well, here’s hoping that Leah has better luck with T.R. than she had with Corey Simms or Jeremy Calvert.

Our advice? Maybe hold off on getting married and having more kids this time.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive all of Leah’s messy romantic failures.

View Slideshow: Leah Messer’s Messed-Up Love Life: The Ultimate Timeline!

Orlando Bloom: Cheating on Katy Perry With Selena Gomez?!

It’s only been a few weeks since we learned that Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are officially a couple, but apparently Orly is already getting restless.

According to a new report from TMZ Bloom was caught hooking up with Selena Gomez in Vegas over the weekend.

We don’t know how their relationship works, but we’re gonna go ahead and guess that Katy was less than pleased by the news.

Sources say the 39-year-old actor was unexpected guest at an after-party for Selena’s concert in Sin City on Saturday.

Onlookers claim Gomez was very happy to see Bloom, and the two of them got handsy almost right away.

One witness describes the close friends as being very “touchy feely,” and eventually retiring to a more private part of the club where they began kissing and “neck-nuzzling.”

Sounds like Selena couldn’t keep her hands to herself!

View Slideshow: Selena Gomez “Hands to Myself” Video: 9 Sexiest GIFs!

This is far from the first time we’ve heard rumors about Selena and Orlando hooking up.

In fact, they’ve reportedly been friends with benefits for years – but the extracurricular activity had been limited to occasions when both of them were single. 

As for Katy, she has yet to publicly respond to the rumors, but by all accounts she and Bloom are still very much an item.

The two were coupled up at the 2016 MET Gala just last week, and there’s insiders say they’ve been talking about moving in together.

Obviously, part of the problem is that she seems drawn to the douchiest of dudes, but does Katy have the worst luck with men, or what?

Of course, the real victim here is all those Beliebers who are still holding out hope that Selena will marry Justin.

Just kidding; the victim is Katy. She’s a victim of her own douche addiction.

Orlando Bloom: Cheating on Katy Perry With Selena Gomez?!

It’s only been a few weeks since we learned that Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are officially a couple, but apparently Orly is already getting restless.

According to a new report from TMZ Bloom was caught hooking up with Selena Gomez in Vegas over the weekend.

We don’t know how their relationship works, but we’re gonna go ahead and guess that Katy was less than pleased by the news.

Sources say the 39-year-old actor was unexpected guest at an after-party for Selena’s concert in Sin City on Saturday.

Onlookers claim Gomez was very happy to see Bloom, and the two of them got handsy almost right away.

One witness describes the close friends as being very “touchy feely,” and eventually retiring to a more private part of the club where they began kissing and “neck-nuzzling.”

Sounds like Selena couldn’t keep her hands to herself!

View Slideshow: Selena Gomez “Hands to Myself” Video: 9 Sexiest GIFs!

This is far from the first time we’ve heard rumors about Selena and Orlando hooking up.

In fact, they’ve reportedly been friends with benefits for years – but the extracurricular activity had been limited to occasions when both of them were single. 

As for Katy, she has yet to publicly respond to the rumors, but by all accounts she and Bloom are still very much an item.

The two were coupled up at the 2016 MET Gala just last week, and there’s insiders say they’ve been talking about moving in together.

Obviously, part of the problem is that she seems drawn to the douchiest of dudes, but does Katy have the worst luck with men, or what?

Of course, the real victim here is all those Beliebers who are still holding out hope that Selena will marry Justin.

Just kidding; the victim is Katy. She’s a victim of her own douche addiction.