Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Monday, May 16, 2016

Blac Chyna: Pregnant With Twins?!

By now, you’re probably aware that Blac Chyna is pregnant with Rob Kardashian’s baby.



You’re probably also aware that she basically sees a big dollar sign in a Dodgers hat when she looks at her baby daddy, and there’s a good chance that she got pregnant just a means of drumming up publicity for the upcoming Blac-Rob reality show.


But what you might not have known is that Blac has an unstable mother who seems to be enjoying all the recent media attention even more than her eternally-thirsty daughter.


Yes, it seems Tokyo Toni has more in common with Ms. Chyna than just her fondness for Asian geographic place names.


She also shares Blac’s talent for milking every ounce of publicity out of this pregnancy:



Earlier today, Toni posted the above photo of herself (we think) with the following gibberish as a caption:


“Twins!!!!? ‘Fresh Pamper smell’ #Itsalotofwork. I’m 5 months pregnant I’m having twins! 2 boys. One is named Barney and the other Fred.”


Okay, by the end it’s clear that she’s kidding (again, we think) but it’s not like Toni didn’t know what she was doing when she posted a manic, nigh-incomprehensible screed about “twins!!!!”


She says the post is about her, but we doubt she’d be sharing baby-related clickbait on social media were it not for the fact that her daughter is in the midst of one of the most heavily-hyped celebrity pregnancies in recent memory.


By the time you get to the part about the kids being named Fred and Barney (hilarious, but not for the reasons she thinks it is) it’s too late.


Tokyo has already captured your attention and made you waste valuable seconds of your life pondering her nonsense.


And this is what we’ve introduced to the world by making Blac (aka Angela Kardashian) a household name. 


If you thought Kris Jenner was willing to exploit her kids for, just you wait.


Tokyo Toni is about to show you what real thirst looks like.


Hilary Duff Spotted Kissing Ex Mike Comrie: Back Together?

People divorce and get back together all the time.



This could totally be the case for Hilary Duff and her ex-husband, Mike Comrie, even though they finalized their divorce on January 28th (Duff filed two years prior).


Us Weekly has a photo from May 15th, which shows Comrie leaning into Duff’s Mercedes to give her a kiss in Beverly Hills.


The exes share joint custody of their four-year-old son, Luca, and have been known to spend a lot of time together in the past.


Days after the ink dried on their divorce papers, Duff and Comrie took Luca to Hawaii.


When Duff appeared on Ellen, she told the talk show host that they still like hanging out, even though they aren’t technically together.


“We’re good friends and we laugh a lot,” Duff explained.



“And we have a great communication and we share pictures when one is not with Luca.


He’s great, we are great, and we keep on trucking.  Whave such a great kid. And we’re both so obsessed with him.”


Duff was required by the court to pay Comrie $ 2.5 million, reportedly to keep their former Beverly Hills home.  This is strange, since Comrie’s family is very wealthy.


She was able to keep that, as well as a second home.  Comrie got two luxury cars and jewelry, according to reports.


What prompted Duff to finally file was an incident that took place at Mastro’s Steakhouse in LA.


Comrie had downed shots of tequila, then tried to proposition a waitress for sex.


The incident was printed, which must have been humiliating for Duff.


“I have to say, as the server who saw all of this, I feel bad for Hilary,” a source at the restaurant said, according to the Daily Mail.


“I know that she and Mike are separated but I’d heard that they’ve been trying to reconcile for the sake of their little boy.”


Love is a battlefield.


Hilary Duff Spotted Kissing Ex Mike Comrie: Back Together?

People divorce and get back together all the time.



This could totally be the case for Hilary Duff and her ex-husband, Mike Comrie, even though they finalized their divorce on January 28th (Duff filed two years prior).


Us Weekly has a photo from May 15th, which shows Comrie leaning into Duff’s Mercedes to give her a kiss in Beverly Hills.


The exes share joint custody of their four-year-old son, Luca, and have been known to spend a lot of time together in the past.


Days after the ink dried on their divorce papers, Duff and Comrie took Luca to Hawaii.


When Duff appeared on Ellen, she told the talk show host that they still like hanging out, even though they aren’t technically together.


“We’re good friends and we laugh a lot,” Duff explained.



“And we have a great communication and we share pictures when one is not with Luca.


He’s great, we are great, and we keep on trucking.  Whave such a great kid. And we’re both so obsessed with him.”


Duff was required by the court to pay Comrie $ 2.5 million, reportedly to keep their former Beverly Hills home.  This is strange, since Comrie’s family is very wealthy.


She was able to keep that, as well as a second home.  Comrie got two luxury cars and jewelry, according to reports.


What prompted Duff to finally file was an incident that took place at Mastro’s Steakhouse in LA.


Comrie had downed shots of tequila, then tried to proposition a waitress for sex.


The incident was printed, which must have been humiliating for Duff.


“I have to say, as the server who saw all of this, I feel bad for Hilary,” a source at the restaurant said, according to the Daily Mail.


“I know that she and Mike are separated but I’d heard that they’ve been trying to reconcile for the sake of their little boy.”


Love is a battlefield.