Friday, June 24, 2016

Tyga: I Totally Banged Kylie Jenner Last Night!

These are confusing times in Kylie Jenner’s love life.



Just yesterday, the hip hop artist PartyNextDoor debuted a music video in which he makes out with Kylie while crooning about a romantic relationship.


The clip came on the heels of several weeks of rumors that Kylie is dating PND, and it was viewed by many as a confirmation that the relationship is getting serious.



Perhaps that’s why, like the predatory cat that lends him his stage name, Tyga felt the need to mark his territory and reclaim Kylie on Instagram last night:



Tyga posted the above pic with a caption reading, “They always come back.”


It’s a pretty clear indication that he and Kylie are back together, at least on a “friends with benefits” basis.


Tyga deleted the photo after fans started ragging on him for what seemed to like a lame act of desperation, even by the standards of a guy who’s famous primarily for being lame and desperate.


Moments later, however, Kylie seemed to confirm the reconciliation by posting this pic:



It’s subtle, but she’s wearing the same dress, and folks in the know say she appears to be at Tyga’s house.


Kylie and Tyga have broken up and gotten back together numerous times, but this last split was supposed to be permanent.


Both sides moved on, as Kylie quickly began spending a lot of time with PND, and Tyga was reportedly dating Demi Rose.



Naturally, fans are confused by this latest development, but it’s hardly surprising.


Kylie is 18, so it’s understandable that she would have trouble moving on from her first serious relationship.


Tyga is 26, but without Kylie, he plummets back to the Z-list, so it makes sense that he want to at least maintain the illusion of a relationship.


Needless to say, the whole situation is super healthy, and there’s no possible way it could go wrong.


Dad Uses Wild Squirrel to Yank Out Daughter"s Tooth

Here is something you don"t see everyday.


Actually, correction: here is something we guarantee you have never seen before in your entire life.



A Montreal native named David Freiheit recently decided to complete what he refers to in the following video as an "historical first."


We don"t know if he"s certain this is actually the case, but it"s fair to guess that no one has ever before attempted to pull his daughter"s loose tooth out via wild squirrel.


Yup, that"s exactly what is about to take place.



In the footage, you"ll see Freiheit attach one end of dental floss to his daughter"s tooth… and some granola to the other side.


A nearby squirrel finds the bait and does what any squirrel would do with granola: he makes a run for it in order to chown down on it.


As he does so, of course, he takes the little girl"s tooth along with him.



"Not many people get to say they did something for the first time in human history," Freiheit wrote in the YouTube caption.


That"s true. Not many people get to say this.


Not many people care so much about saying this that they would attach one end of dental floss to their daughter and the other to a squirrel.



But, hey! It worked!


See for yourself:


Dad uses wild squirrel to yank out daughters tooth

Dad Uses Wild Squirrel to Yank Out Daughter"s Tooth

Here is something you don"t see everyday.


Actually, correction: here is something we guarantee you have never seen before in your entire life.



A Montreal native named David Freiheit recently decided to complete what he refers to in the following video as an "historical first."


We don"t know if he"s certain this is actually the case, but it"s fair to guess that no one has ever before attempted to pull his daughter"s loose tooth out via wild squirrel.


Yup, that"s exactly what is about to take place.



In the footage, you"ll see Freiheit attach one end of dental floss to his daughter"s tooth… and some granola to the other side.


A nearby squirrel finds the bait and does what any squirrel would do with granola: he makes a run for it in order to chown down on it.


As he does so, of course, he takes the little girl"s tooth along with him.



"Not many people get to say they did something for the first time in human history," Freiheit wrote in the YouTube caption.


That"s true. Not many people get to say this.


Not many people care so much about saying this that they would attach one end of dental floss to their daughter and the other to a squirrel.



But, hey! It worked!


See for yourself:


Dad uses wild squirrel to yank out daughters tooth

Brave Woman Posts First-Ever Bikini Photo, Goes Viral

Lesley Miller deserves your applause. 


A rising senior at Rice University, Miller has shared an open and honest Facebook page that details the shame she’s felt about her body for as long as she can remember.




The message is included as a caption to Miller posing in a bikini… for the first time in her life.


“I’ve spent the past 18 years of my life waiting,” begins the lengthy, emotional caption.


It continues:


“I kept my body covered up and hidden away. I told myself that one day I would finally let myself be seen; I would finally do all of the things I dreamed of when I was enough.


“Thin enough, happy enough, confident enough. When my body looked the way that it was “supposed” to.”


But that day never came. Not for a very, very long time.


Miller wrote that when she was 7, she lied in order to sit in on Weight Watchers meetings.


When she was 15, she began “cutting into [her] own skin.”


When she was in fifth grade, she weighted 250 pounds and had lap band surgery.


You know what? We can’t do this justice.


We’ll just let Miller explain her journey and we’ll just offer her our very best wishes and our strongest praise for having reached a place where she’s confident to share the photo above.


I fought my body every step of the way, continually ashamed and silent.


When I was three my classmates asked why I was so much bigger than them. Why I didn’t wear the same smock they did.


When I was seven, I lied to the lady at Weight Watchers, desperate to sit in on meetings full of middle aged women trying to shed a few pounds.


When I was nine I went to weight loss camp and stood in line the first week to take my “before” photo.


When I was eleven the surgeon cut into my stomach, and he told me how happy I would finally be. I was the youngest person to have weight loss surgery.


When I was fifteen, I started cutting into my own skin. I thought I deserved it.


When I was twenty, I lost half my body weight in nine months, my worth for the day solely determined by the number on the scale being lower than the day before.


And then I got tired of waiting.


So now I’m twenty one and I bought my first bikini. EVER.


You can see it all. Weird bulges and rolls of fat. Hanging excess skin. Stretch marks, cellulite, surgical and self harm scars. Awkward protrusion on my abdomen from my lap band.


I want to learn to love all of myself, not just the parts I’ve been told are “acceptable.” Because the secret is, I was always enough.


And you are too:)