Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth: ELOPING Due to Family Wedding Drama?

Let’s see, what’s going on with Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth this week?

Is Miley pregnant with Liam’s baby? Nope, she must’ve just been bloated a few weeks ago.

Did Liam dump Miley over dog poop? Nah, guess she scrubbed it up or diapered her canines.

Ah, here we are: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth might be eloping!

Awesome! A new angle!

As you may be aware, the prevailing rumor is that the couple have been planning a summer wedding in Australia, even though Liam told a reporter he was not engaged back in April.

But apparently all the crazy wedding planning is turning every member of the Cyrus-Hemsworth clan into a bunch of zillas, according to Life & Style.

In fact, it’s become a knock-down, drag-out battle between the future in-laws.

“Miley and Liam’s parents were always respectful and civil with each other until they started wedding planning,” a source told the publication.

“Now it’s become an all-out war.”

The Aussies and the Yanks are bickering over everything from the number of guests to having Billy Ray Cyrus officiate the wedding.

We heard Billy Ray was even growing his mullet back out for the occasion, so you can imagine his outrage.

All the family strife is really getting to Miley – so much so that she’s willing to just call off the entire shindig and do it quick-and-dirty like.

“Miley got so sick over the family war that she hasn’t been eating,” the source added.

“The whole situation is making her want to just elope with Liam.”

Miley Cyrus getting hitched by an overweight Elvis impersonator in Vegas? That sounds about right.

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Brexit & Beyond: 11 Things That Should Declare Independence

On June 24, 2016 residents of The United Kingdom voted to enact what has grown to be called "Brexit."

That is, the departure of their region from The European Union. (Get it? Britain + Exit = Brexit.)

It’s a complicated scenario that will result in significant financial consequences, while also affecting immigration and a host of other local/global areas.

But it boils down to this: The UK has declared its independence from The European Union.

The historic vote got us thinking: How could this be applied the world of pop culture and celebrity gossip?

What else out there should declare its independence? Hmmm….

1. Anna Duggar

Her husband molested his two sisters. He also cheated on her with members of the adult website Ashley Madison. If anyone deserves to declare her independence from her deranged, controlling family more than Anna, we’re yet to meet her.

2. Kendall Jenner

She’s already started declaring her own independence in some ways, not wanting to associate her modeling career with her famous last name because she doesn’t want any special treatment. Good move, Kendall. For the sake of your professional future, make #Kendexit happen.

3. Michael Bloomberg

With Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton the only two candidates for President, many out there want former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg to run as an Independent, third party option.

4. Blac Chyna’s Fetus

Must one be a full-on human before one can legally ask a court to grant you independence from your parents? Okay, fine. But once this kid is born to Chyna and Rob Kardashian, he or she has to get the heck out of there.

5. Ariel Winter’s Boobs

You could go star in your own reality show at this point. Get out of there. Go do it.

6. Selena Gomez

By her own admission, she’s an “OG” in Taylor Swift’s squad. But after Swift’s controversial dumping of Calvin Harris, along with the growing suspicion by some that the Squad is elitist and annoying, Gomez may want to go her own way pretty soon. She doesn’t want to get dragged down, does she?

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Taylor Swift: Kim Kardashian Diss Track on the Way?!

Last week, Kim Kardashian unexpectedly slammed Taylor Swift during an interview with GQ.

Relations between Taylor and Kim’s husband, Kanye West, had been tense for quite some time, but even so, Kim’s intervention into the feud was unexpected.

If you’re married to Kanye, you can’t go involving yourself every time he beefs with another celebrity, but apparently Kim felt that Taylor was an enemy worth fighting.

Asked about Taylor’s comments about Kanye’s lyrics, Kim basically called Swift out as a liar, claiming that the singer “totally knew” about potentially offensive lines and even approved them prior to the release of West’s latest album.

Taylor has yet to comment on the situation, but her reps diplomatically fired back, issuing a statement in which they politely claimed that “much of what Kim is saying is incorrect.”

Of course, as we know from Taylor’s ongoing feud with Katy Perry, the girl’s not one to back down from a fight.

And like all great warriors, Taylor enjoys complete command of her favorite weapon – the diss track.

Once the territory of rappers and Carly Simon, the diss track has been co-opted by Taylor as her preferred method of handling beefs with everyone from Perry to John Mayer.

Now, it seems Kim is nest on Taylor’s hit list:

“Taylor’s already been inspired to write some harsh lyrics [about Kim],” a source tells Hollywood Life. “Kim messed with the wrong woman.”

We hope this track eventually sees the light of day, but we wouldn’t be surprised if Taylor holds off, as this time she might be biting off more than she can chew.

We doubt that Kim would ever return fire in song form (though it would be hilarious if she tried), but she’s married to the king of petty feuds.

“He’s planning an epic takedown of Taylor on his upcoming tour,” says one insider “He’s going to slam her nightly.”

This whole thing might a lot worse before it gets better.

Frankly, we can’t wait.

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Taylor Swift: Kim Kardashian Diss Track on the Way?!

Last week, Kim Kardashian unexpectedly slammed Taylor Swift during an interview with GQ.

Relations between Taylor and Kim’s husband, Kanye West, had been tense for quite some time, but even so, Kim’s intervention into the feud was unexpected.

If you’re married to Kanye, you can’t go involving yourself every time he beefs with another celebrity, but apparently Kim felt that Taylor was an enemy worth fighting.

Asked about Taylor’s comments about Kanye’s lyrics, Kim basically called Swift out as a liar, claiming that the singer “totally knew” about potentially offensive lines and even approved them prior to the release of West’s latest album.

Taylor has yet to comment on the situation, but her reps diplomatically fired back, issuing a statement in which they politely claimed that “much of what Kim is saying is incorrect.”

Of course, as we know from Taylor’s ongoing feud with Katy Perry, the girl’s not one to back down from a fight.

And like all great warriors, Taylor enjoys complete command of her favorite weapon – the diss track.

Once the territory of rappers and Carly Simon, the diss track has been co-opted by Taylor as her preferred method of handling beefs with everyone from Perry to John Mayer.

Now, it seems Kim is nest on Taylor’s hit list:

“Taylor’s already been inspired to write some harsh lyrics [about Kim],” a source tells Hollywood Life. “Kim messed with the wrong woman.”

We hope this track eventually sees the light of day, but we wouldn’t be surprised if Taylor holds off, as this time she might be biting off more than she can chew.

We doubt that Kim would ever return fire in song form (though it would be hilarious if she tried), but she’s married to the king of petty feuds.

“He’s planning an epic takedown of Taylor on his upcoming tour,” says one insider “He’s going to slam her nightly.”

This whole thing might a lot worse before it gets better.

Frankly, we can’t wait.

View Slideshow: 21 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming