Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Pokemon GO Player Walks Right Into Body of Water

Note to anyone playing Pokemon GO:


Stop playing Pokemon GO. Seriously.


But if you refuse to heed this piece of advice, at least follow the words of wisdom below:


Stop playing Pokemon GO while walking anywhere near a body of water.



In the following video, some dude is obsessed with this app, staring into his phone and talking to those around him.


He"s on the search for animated creatures that sort of exist in the real world (that"s the most in-depth understand we"re willing to have of Pokemon GO) when… oops!


He walks right into lots of wet stuff!


“Holy sh-t, I didn’t know that was water,” says the man. “That was funny.”


Sure, yes. Funny. That"s one word for it.


There was also this instance of a weatherman having his report interrupted by a colleague playing the game…



… and this admission by a 27-year old that Pokemon GO has caused her to question her entire life.



We can see how it can have that effect on people.


Watch this idiot walk into a lake now:


Pokemon go player walks right into body of water

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner: Divorce Called Off!

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s divorce has been called off – or at least put on indefinite hold – more than a year after their public split.



The couple broke up last summer, but in recent months, any talk of getting divorced has ceased altogether, sources reveal to Us Weekly. 


All despite an ugly breakup and rumors that Ben was drinking, gambling, away for long periods of time and/or banging Christine Ouzounian,


In fact, neither party has filed divorce paperwork. Ever.


“Jen mentioned that the divorce was going through very soon, and then a few weeks ago, things changed,” says a source close to Garner.


“It does not seem to be moving in that direction.”


The actor, 43, and actress, 44, are cohabiting with their kids in their $ 17.5 million mansion, albeit in separate bedrooms at the moment.


Garner “seems to still be in love with Ben but doesn’t allow her mind to go there,” says a friend close to the mother of three.


“She just focuses on the kids.”


As for the dude down the hall?


“If it was up to Ben,” adds a second insider close to the situation, “they would be together. He feels like he can’t live without Jen.”


Another Affleck source insists that the breakup is still happening, but lawyers are hammering out the details of their divorce privately.


“They were never in a rush to file,” the insider says of the parents of Violet, 10, Seraphina, 7, and Samuel, 4. “This was always the plan.”


“They want their kids’ lives to go on as uninterrupted as possible,” says the friend, reiterating that this is their priority and there is no rush.


So … will they or won’t they?


Right now, the jury is still out. For every report like this, or Jen taking back her divorce decision, there are others suggesting it’s a go.


Just recently, reports had Garner dating an accountant, or being tricked by Ben into staying with him … so clearly there’s a lot we don’t know.


Taylor Swift Is Over Party: Twitter Users Celebrate Singer"s Downfall


As you may have heard, the never-ending soap opera that is Taylor Swift"s life took another unexpected turn today when it was revealed that Swift and Calvin Harris fought over a song prior to their breakup.


To be specific, the music mega-stars clashed over Harris" hit single "This Is What You Came For", which we now know was secretly co-written by Swift.


Harris slammed Swift in a Twitter rant that sparked the now-trending hashtag #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty.


The tag has taught us two important things:


A lot of folks on Twitter really don"t like Taylor Swift, and they"ve been holding onto some epic memes and sick burns for the day of her downfall.


Obviously, their celebration is more than a bit premature (Taylor will probably never be "over," and she"s certainly not today.), but the party is still worth attending:




1. Simpler Times


Katy perry and taylor swift

It’s hard to believe, but there was a time when Taylor Swift and Katy Perry were friendly. Those days are long gone, and the Katy Cats showed their claws during the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty on Twitter today.



2. Katy Perry: Roaring!


Katy perry roaring

Many fans have posted this GIF of Katy Perry’s triumphant Super Bowl moment in honor of the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty. She’ll never admit it, but we’re guessing Katy is enjoying herself today.



3. Swiddleston v. Harris


Its goin down

Who will fire the next shot? We don’t know, but millions are waiting for it.



4. What Rhymes With "Rich"?


What rhymes with rich

This fan is sick of Taylor’s fans citing her wealth.



5. Grammys vs. Fans


Grammys vs fans

Which is more valuable. Well, only one will come to your defense on Twitter!



6. Swift the Snake?


Swift the snake

Hopefully, someone’s directing Taylor to the nearest burn unit.


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Kylie Jenner Admits She Overdid It With Lip Fillers

Ya think?



It took Kylie Jenner a long time to admit to the media and her older sisters that she had her lips filled.


Jenner, who is in the midst of building a beauty empire, covers the August issue of Allure.  The magazine made a brilliant move by having Kim Kardashian interview her baby sister, making this one of Jenner’s less awkward one-on-ones.


“OK, what’s the biggest beauty mistake you’ve ever made?” Kardashian asked teh 18-year-old


“Well, I definitely made my lips a little too big at one point.”


“Yeah,” Kardashian agreed.


“I got excited and felt like I needed to do a lot,” Jenner continued.



“And then you guys were like, ‘Kylie, you need to chill.’ And then I had to go back and have it fixed, and it was a crazy process.


Thank God I didn’t end up on Botched.”


Knowing full well what the answer to the next question would be, Kardashian asked, “Who is your beauty icon?


“I feel like I should say you,” Jenner answered.


“I mean, you don’t have to say it…but I’ll take it!”


“You are, though!” Jenner insisted.  “I look up to you.”


As far as her dreams, aspirations, what she wants to be when she grows up, Jenner wants to take a page from her sister and become a mogul in her own right.


“My main focus is my cosmetics line. I’m putting all my energy toward that and making it the best I can,” Jenner, who launched her first product, Kylie Lip Kit earlier this year.



“I don’t think I’ve ever gotten more requests for anything than the Lip Kits,” Kardashian said.


“I have to finagle some out of Mom just to keep people happy.”


Jenner also kind of hates being famous.  When Kardashian asked her what the worst part of filming their reality series is, Jenner admitted there is really nothing great about filming.


“The worst part is…I don’t know, there aren’t a lot of bad things about it…except for when you’re just not in the mood.”


EVERYTHING IS THE WORST.