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Thursday, October 4, 2018

Presidential Alert Sent to 225 Million Irritated Cell Phone Users


We don"t often think this, but…


…thank goodness for social media.


On Wednesday, October 3, the first-ever test of the national Presidential Alert system meant that about 225 million individuals received a message from the White House.


It read as follows:


THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.


Considering who lives in the White House these days, such a message sowed chaos, confusion, annoyance and fear across this great country.


But it also sowed some hilarious reactions on Twitter, many of which we"ve collected below…




1. Wait, What Was This?!?


Leading his cult

In the event of an actual emergency, the Presidential Alert will include information about the emergency and instructions for how to respond and stay safe. That’s the idea behind these messages.



2. Here is the Alert


Here is the alert

If only Trump’s admisitration was some kind of test, right? And not real life…



3. The Internet Reacts!


The internet reacts




4. U Up?


U up




5. Who Knew Trump was a Fan?


Who knew trump was a fan




6. I Did Not Ask for This


I did not ask for this



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Friday, June 1, 2018

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Issues Threat to Instagram Users

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has come a long way over the past few weeks.


He’s gone from fighting with his baby mama to fighting with his social media followers.


Hey, better than latter than the former, right?



On Wednesday night, the Jersey Shore veteran took to his Instagram Story and issued a threat to a handful of his fellow users.


We’ve seen plenty of celebrities address trolls and haters before, of course, but this message seemed a tad extreme… and disturbing.


“When your biggest fear, becomes reality,” Ronnie wrote, adding:


“Next fan to try to tell me how to life my life, when they haven’t accomplish anything with theirs is getting put on blast & I’m gonna let my real fans roast all you haters!!!!”


Them are fighting words… is typically just a meaningless saying.


But Ronnie has shown over the years that he definitely has a violent side. So Instagram followers, beware!


The question now also becomes, of course, to what is Ronnie referring here?



Several hours after his post, on-again/off-again/on-again girlfriend Jen Harley, revealed that someone damaged her late father’s car.


“I’m in shock this happen[ed] to my fathers car who passed away. Heartbroken,” she captioned a since-deleted Instagram Story picture of the smashed window.


Harley then added:


“You wanted to get me you got me bro.”


Was Jen implying here that Ronnie was behind the incident?!? It’s unclear.



Ronnie and Jen dominated the Internet last month when they took their private beef VERY public.


The reality star and his lover went back and forth on Instagram, hurling one insult after another at each other; with Ronnie accusing Harley of cheating and saying she’s a “cum dumpster” and Jen saying Ronnie was a terrible dad.


She also hinted strongly that Ronnie cheated as well, a fact basically backed up by multiple Jersey Shore episodes that depicted him doing this exact dishonest thing.


At some point, it appeared as if the twosome had worked out their issues and were going to get back together for the sake of their daughter, who was born in early April.


On May 22, however, an insider said the following to Us Weekly:


“They had a big fight the other day and are done … for now. It’s going to keep changing every day.”


Sounds like a very stable environment for their child to grow up in, huh?



Elsewhere, there have been questions about whether or not Ariana Sky even is Ronnie’s child.


Questions broached by Ronnie, that is.


According to multiple sources, he’s contemplated the ordering of a paternity test just to make sure he really did father his baby girl, despite gushing over her this spring on Instagram.


“Things that were important to you just aren’t anymore. Your mindset is taking care of your family and being a good role model and basically just, you never want to see anything happen to them,” Ronnie also told Us Weekly in April, adding at the time:


“She gets the hiccups and I go crazy because it’s out of my hands.”


That’s very sweet.


If only Ronnie acted in an equally sweet manner toward Ariana’s mom.



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Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Kevin O"Leary Says Facebook Users Don"t Care About Data Breach

Kevin O’Leary straight-up says 99 percent of Facebook users don’t give a damn about its data breach crisis … and business will continue as usual in no time. We got the “Shark Tank” star leaving Craig’s Monday night and wanted to get his take…


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Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Tinder Denies Banning Transgender Users

Tinder says it doesn’t ban anyone from its dating service based on gender identity — as a transgender woman is claiming in a lawsuit.  A spokesperson for the dating app tells TMZ … the company can’t comment on pending litigation, but…


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Tinder Denies Banning Transgender Users

Tinder says it doesn’t ban anyone from its dating service based on gender identity — as a transgender woman is claiming in a lawsuit.  A spokesperson for the dating app tells TMZ … the company can’t comment on pending litigation, but…


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Tuesday, November 7, 2017

22 Tinder Users Who Just Won the Internet


Tinder.


An online dating service, this platform is typically where folks go to meet a potential significant other.


But sometimes conversations go awry and we"re left with exchanges such as the ones below, where the parties involved don"t end up agreeing to date…


… but we end up laughing over their back-and-forth.




1. None of Your Business!


None of your business

Not you know how I feel.



2. Should I Chance It?


Should i chance it

Got 50/50 odds, right?



3. So Offensive!


So offensive

Accurate. But still sort of offensive.



4. Keep Asking Questions!


Keep asking questions

We want to see how long he can do this for.



5. Marry This Person


Marry this person

Who cares if you haven’t even met?!?



6. This Escalated Quickly


This escalated quickly

And not in a good way.


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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

21 Times Twitter Users Failed. Hard.


LOL?


More like… What the Hell?!?


The following Twitter messages (some from the President of the United States!) do often invoke loud laughter, but they also invoke pure consternation and depressing over the state of our fellow human beings.


Yes, Internet users really did write the following things for public consumption:




1. The President of the United States Wrote This


The president of the united states wrote this

And then didn’t delete it for six hours.



2. He Also Wrote This


He also wrote this

We… WHAT, The Donald?!?



3. Ouch! Total Burn!


Ouch total burn

Well partial burn. Chlamydia actually begins with a C. But whatever. Details, right?



4. This Would Be Profound..


This would be profound

… if the person had written “wounds” instead of “wombs.” Those two words mean very different things.



5. This is Simply Untrue


This is simply untrue

Sorry, @lanadelcunt. Back to fourth grade for you.



6. It Could Be Worse, Right?


It could be worse right

You could be going through menopause.


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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

19 Times Facebook Users Regretted Their Status Updates


Facebook can be a wonderful place to share baby photos, catch up with old friends…


… and make fun of people for their ridiculous status updates.


The latter simply can"t be helped at times, as evidenced by the following hilarious examples.


READ ON!




1. Not in a Will Smith Movie, No


Not in a will smith movie no

But life is not a Will Smith movie.



2. This Was Just Mean


This was just mean

Spoiler Alert: Jenny ended up dumping Max the next day. (We assume.)



3. Like, REALLY Scary


Like really scary

For reasons that this individual may not comprehend.



4. You Might Say He’s FEATURED in Every Song


You might say hes featured in every song

Actually, no. You clearly would not say that.



5. You May Be Waiting Awhile


You may be waiting awhile

But, hey, at least you have Facebook while you wait!



6. USA! USA! USA!


Usa usa usa

US… hey now! What, Darius?!?


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Thursday, February 16, 2017

Twitter Users Lament #MyValentinesRemorse, Share Romantic Horror Stories


Valentine"s Day is an occasion for chocolate, flowers and bubble baths.


In an ideal universe.


In reality, however, Valentine"s Day is often an occasion for attempts at chocolate, flowers and bubble baths, among other romantic gestures.


Fortunately, when these gestures go awry, Twitter is around with hashtags such as "#MyValentinesRemorse" to make us feel better about all those times we royally screwed up on February 14.


To wit…




1. No Regrets!


No regrets

We bet those nuggets tasted great. And we also bet he still totally had sex with you.



2. It’s Not?!?


Its not

This is good to know for future reference.



3. Valentine’s Day Remorse?


Valentines day remorse

More like Valentine’s Day Goals, are we right?!?



4. OOPS!


Oops

For President’s Day, we’re guessing his wife is getting him divorce papers.



5. Hey, No Judgment Here!


Hey no judgment here

Just add nuggets to the evening and you’re set.



6. Only 8 Hours of Sleep?


Only 8 hours of sleep

The struggle is real.


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Monday, August 8, 2016

Bow Wow Announces Retirement, Internet Users Wonder If It"s 2007

Bow Wow has decided to bow out.


Taking fans by surprise (for contrasting reasons, as you’ll read about below), the 29-year old rapper announced today that he’s set to call it a career.



As the told his 3.16 million Twitter followers on Monday morning, the upcoming album “NYLTH” will be his last.


Ever.


“I always said years ago i’d retire from music before 30,” the musician wrote. “I just cant see myself at 30 years old rapping.”


Bow Wow is the nephew of Snoop Dogg.


He came into the rapping world as Lil Bow Wow back in 2000, dropping his debut album at the age of 13.


In a series of tweets, Bow Wow recounted all the success he’s gone on to enjoy since then.


“Over 10 million sold, 6 arena tours, 10 top 10’s, a few number 4 platinum albums, 2 gold albums. I’M DONE,” he wrote.


He continued:


“Retirement only means that it is time for a new adventure.’ over 10 million sold. This the last one. THANK YOU. Made over 20 million off rap. Why be greedy?


“I’m good with everything i accomplished. I made it to the White House.”



Shifting over to Instagram, Bow Wow gave his fans a tease of what’s on tap:


“My last album will be executive produced by my uncle Snoop and myself.


“Since he brought me in the game, its only right i involve him and end it with him. ITS OFFICIAL!!!! THIS S–T BOUT TO BANG ON MOMMAS!


“And we aiming and im talking RECKLESS on this album. NOBODY SAFE #DPG #ATK THE TITLE OF MY FINAL ALBUM ‘NYLTH."”


Bow Wow, who has gone by his birth name (Shad Moss) since 2014, is best known for such singles as “Bounce with Me,” “Bow Wow (That’s My Name),” “Puppy Love,” “My Baby” and Let’s Get Down.”


In addition to music, he’s found success on the big and small screens, appearing in All About the Benjamins, CSI: Cyber, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Like Mike, Roll Bounce, Smallville and Ugly Betty.


You can expect to see plenty more of him in an acting capacity down the line.


After one follower said he thought Bow retired in 2007, the artist got angry.


“Just decided to get movie and tv money. Crazy how when JT did what i did NO ONE hated. I do it, its he fell off etc,” the 29-year old wrote. 


He later referenced Justin Timberlake in yet another tweet Monday, writing;


“When i decided to take years off to do tv and film, they said i fell off. When JT did it, nobody questioned that.”


Bow Wow said he’ll be barking (get it?!?) up the “acting and hosting” tree going forward, in addition to producing a pair of television shows.


“Its a blessing to have made millions and can retire before 30,” he Tweeted. “I mean im extremely happy.”


There you have it.


What else matters?


Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Taylor Swift Is Over Party: Twitter Users Celebrate Singer"s Downfall


As you may have heard, the never-ending soap opera that is Taylor Swift"s life took another unexpected turn today when it was revealed that Swift and Calvin Harris fought over a song prior to their breakup.


To be specific, the music mega-stars clashed over Harris" hit single "This Is What You Came For", which we now know was secretly co-written by Swift.


Harris slammed Swift in a Twitter rant that sparked the now-trending hashtag #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty.


The tag has taught us two important things:


A lot of folks on Twitter really don"t like Taylor Swift, and they"ve been holding onto some epic memes and sick burns for the day of her downfall.


Obviously, their celebration is more than a bit premature (Taylor will probably never be "over," and she"s certainly not today.), but the party is still worth attending:




1. Simpler Times


Katy perry and taylor swift

It’s hard to believe, but there was a time when Taylor Swift and Katy Perry were friendly. Those days are long gone, and the Katy Cats showed their claws during the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty on Twitter today.



2. Katy Perry: Roaring!


Katy perry roaring

Many fans have posted this GIF of Katy Perry’s triumphant Super Bowl moment in honor of the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty. She’ll never admit it, but we’re guessing Katy is enjoying herself today.



3. Swiddleston v. Harris


Its goin down

Who will fire the next shot? We don’t know, but millions are waiting for it.



4. What Rhymes With "Rich"?


What rhymes with rich

This fan is sick of Taylor’s fans citing her wealth.



5. Grammys vs. Fans


Grammys vs fans

Which is more valuable. Well, only one will come to your defense on Twitter!



6. Swift the Snake?


Swift the snake

Hopefully, someone’s directing Taylor to the nearest burn unit.


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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Teresa Giudice: Welcomed Home by Co-Stars, Random Twitter Users

Time has been served for Teresa Giudice.


As previously reported, the law-breaking Real Housewife of New Jersey has completed her stint in Connecticut’s Danbury Federal Correctional Institution and has returned home to her family.



She will spend Christmas Eve with her four kids; her husband; her brother, Joe Gorga; and her sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga.


Despite all she has been through with Melissa Gorga, an insider tells Us Weekly that the relatives are “on the best terms they’ve ever been on” because each has realized what’s “important in life.”


With her husband set to turn himself in at the Fort Dix Federal Correctional Institution in New Jersey in just a few months – due to his role in the couple’s bankruptcy fraud scheme to which both halves have guilty – Teresa will supposedly be having lots of sex with Joe.


She’ll also be appreciating the holidays with her family, while being welcomed with open arms across the social media universe.


“I can’t believe its been a year already,” Tamra Judge wrote on Facebook in regard go Teresa.


“So happy that she gets to spend the holidays with her family, has to the best Christmas gift ever her children.”


Added Kyle Richards:


“This morning I’m thinking about how much I love @amyschumer & how happy I am about @Teresa_Giudice coming home for Christmas #RandomThoughts.”


And Amber Marchese:


“I am so happy for her. I really am. Mother and her babies united as they should be. It is a true Christmas blessing. I wish the Guidice family nothing but continued happiness, love, and blessings.”



Not only are fellow Real Housewives happy for Teresa, but random folks across the Internet also seem to be thrilled for her… for some reason.


  • Congratulations to @Teresa_Giudice on your arrival home. Soak up every moment and every this extra special Christmas! #RHONJ. (@shannonpglover)

  • Today is THE most important day of the year! @Teresa_Giudice is released from prison. (@Gay__MD)

  • #sorrynotsorry I’m thrilled 4 girls have their mom back. Leave them alone. #RHONJ. (@presleyschair)

It’s a deal, @presleyschair.


We’ll leave Teresa alone as soon as she stops trying to make money off the time she spent in prison for blatantly breaking the law. Okay?


Wednesday, September 30, 2015

"Who"s the Boss?" Star Danny Pintauro -- Grindr Users Want to Score Meth as Much as Sex (VIDEO)

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EXCLUSIVE


Former “Who’s the Boss?” star Danny Pintauro says Grindr is about more than casual sex … it’s filled with MSCME — men seeking crystal meth encounters.


Of course, Pintauro just revealed he has HIV, so we asked what he thought about Grindr’s legal threat against an AIDS org that warned hookups on the app could lead to STDs — and he went off about meth.


Pintauro thinks the drug is a huge part of the reason people hook up on Grindr, and told us all about his own experience. Danny battled crystal meth addiction.


We’ve reached out to Grindr, but no word back yet.


Also interesting … Danny’s controversial comment that he was “relieved” to find out he’d contracted HIV. We asked him if he wanted to rephrase. He simply doubled down. 





Wednesday, September 23, 2015

29 Celebrities Who Some Twitter Users Really Hate


People can be so mean sometimes.


Especially on Twitter. Especially when talking about celebrities.


Over the years, Jimmy Kimmel has convinced numerous stars from a variety of industries to appear on his talk show and read mean Tweets about themselves.


As you can see below, no celebrity has been off limits. As you can also see below, the result shave been hilarious:




1. Suck It, Dwayne Johnson?!?


Suck it dwayne johnson

Who tells Dwayne Johnson to go suck it? Who doesn’t totally love Dwayne Johnson?!?



2. The Next Caitlyn Jenner?


The next caitlyn jenner

No, Bette Midler does not really have a penis. But she’s not offended if you believe she does.



3. Sad Liam Neeson


Sad liam neeson

This Tweeter has made Liam Neeson cry. We assume Liam Neeson will now go find this person and kill him or her.



4. Jeff Bridges is a Hobo!


Jeff bridges is a hobo

And not a funny hobo, either, apparently. A really disturbing, scary hobo.



5. Wait, What About Kristen Bell’s Vagina?!?


Wait what about kristen bells vagina

We have no idea why anyone would dislike Kristen Bell, but at least this is an original insult.



6. Benedict Cumber-DISS!


Benedict cumber diss

Based on what we know to be true, and based on this person’s logic, many people apparently love to look at a cat’s anus.


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