10:25 AM PT — The Dept. of Justice says Bulger was found at 8:20 AM, and prison staff immediately attempted to resuscitate him. Bulger had just arrived at Hazelton on Monday. Whitey Bulger — one of America’s most notorious mobsters – was…
Tuesday, October 30, 2018
Wednesday, June 6, 2018
Boss Sued For "Weaponized Farts," Titty-Twisters In Bonkers Lawsuit
If you’ve ever worked in sales, you know that it’s a career path that’s likely lead you to some very competitive office environments.
If you haven’t, think Alec Baldwin’s “coffee is for closers” speech from Glengarry Glen Ross, and you have a pretty good idea of how wild things can get when you work on commission.
In the famous scene from Baldwin’s pre-over-utilized Trump impression days, the head honcho at a small real estate firm harangues, harasses, and bullies his staff with a combination of threats and sharp-tongued put-downs
But apparently in the real world, an overzealous manager is more likely to try and insipire you with a purple nurple and a face full of Chipotle wind.
Yes, according to the Fort-Worth Star-Telegram, Jeremy Pratt of AutoNation Acura in League City, Texas has employed some unique negative reinforcement tactics as part of his effort to motivate his staff to get those MDXs off the lot before the 2019s roll in.
Pratt worked in middle-management, and given that he’s also a lifelong resident of Fort-Worth, we assume he’s a former high school second-string left tackle who married his sweetheart (definitely named Crystal), but things quickly fell apart due to his love of Bud Heavies and expensive fetish porn.
Anyway, Pratt was fired from his post after allegedly harassing his employees by twisting their nipples and intentionally farting in their offices.
The intent must be pretty hard to prove on that last one must, as this Central Texas we’re talking about, a place where Whataburger is king, and every resident is constantly experiencing a slow anal air-leak, like a punctured bike tire.
After Pratt was fired, one employee who complained, Brett Bland, was allegedly forced out the door shortly thereafter by being given a sales quota that was impossible to meet.
(Editor’s note: And we thought Pratt was the only one who had experience forcing things out the door when he’s upset! Zing!)
Now, Bland is suing for those incidents of “weaponizing farts,” as well as another, in which Pratt allegedly showed other employees an image that was photoshopped in order to make it appear that Bland was a sex offender.
Probably best if we don’t know the details on that one.
Bland claims that after Pratt doctored the image, he sent texts to 8-10 coworkers, saying. “Keep your children safe,” and “you are receiving this because there may be a risk of sex offender activity in your area.”
That Jeremy! What a jokester!
Bland says that Pratt’s behavior was tolerated by upper management because we regarded as the office’s wild and crazy guy.
Think Michael Scott, but with a colon full of revenge gas.
As a result, Bland is suing not just Pratt, but the dealership itself.
So if you live in the Fort Worth area, you may want to get ready to buy an Acura, because the going-out-of business “Running on Fumes” sale is sure to be a doozy!
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
Larry Nassar"s Michigan State Boss Arrested & Jailed, Faces Felony Charge
Larry Nassar’s longtime boss at Michigan State was arrested and thrown in jail Monday night in Michigan … and he’s facing a felony charge for criminal sexual conduct. William Strampel, 70, was the dean of the College of Osteopathic Medicine…
Monday, March 26, 2018
Stormy Daniels" Former Boss Says She Told Him About Threat
A bigwig at the porn company where Stormy Daniels made her name says Stormy told him around the time of the Presidential election about the threat she received to shut up about the Donald Trump sexual encounter … or else. Brad Armstrong is a…
Sunday, March 18, 2018
Samuel L. Jackson has Dinner with "Boss" Judge Judy
Samuel L. Jackson and Judge Judy dined together in L.A., and thus … staked their claim as our new favorite celebrity odd couple. The legendary actor shared a photo of himself grabbing dinner and drinks — big drinks — with the famous judge…
Monday, February 26, 2018
Spurs" Patty Mills Called "Jamaican Dog" by Racist Cavs Fan, Responds Like a Boss
“Hey, Jamaican dog — they want their bobsledder back! Jamaica just called, they want their bobsledder back!” That’s the racist heckling directed at Spurs baller Patty Mills Sunday at The Q … while he was at the free-throw line at…
Wednesday, January 31, 2018
Joe Biden: Fingers Crossed for the Eagles, Tom Brady"s a Boss
Joe Biden says he’ll be rootin’ hard for Philly this Sunday … but the former Vice President doesn’t seem 100% confident his Eagles will be flying high at Super Bowl 52. Why?? In a word — BRADY. “I don’t think they’re gonna take out Brady,” Biden…
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Ex-Dodgers Owner Says Back Off Derek Jeter, "Gonna Do Great" as MLB Boss
Derek Jeter’s haters can take a seat … ‘cause he ain’t gonna let the Marlins suck forever — so says legendary MLB boss Peter O’Malley. O’Malley was the man back when he ran the Dodgers … so we got him to give DJ a quick job…
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Farrah Abraham EXPLODES on Teen Mom Boss: I"ll Do Porn If I Want!
Usually, when someone gets fired from a job there’s little doubt about what’s gonna happen next.
You pack your sh-t, make plans to “totally still hang out” with co-workers you’re never gonna see again, shed some tears, and polish up that resumé that still lists “proficient in Microsoft Word” as one of your “special skills.”
But Farrah Abraham is not your typical employee, and while she may have been axed by MTV, she’s certainly not going without a fight.
Before we delve into the question of whether or not Ms. Abraham still has a job, some backstory:
A few weeks ago, Farrah decided to launch a lucrative side-hustle, masturbating on a live stream for paying customers who want to see how her vaginal rejuvenation procedure worked out.
Anyway, the cast members are all well into their twenties at this point, but Teen Mom: OG still has “teen” in the title, and it attracts a much younger audience than most reality shows.
As such, producers were less than pleased with Farrah’s decision to pleasure herself in front of pervy-dudes with no limit to their disposable income (read: every man working in Hollywood, apparently).
And so, Farrah was fired. Or was she?
The above trailer for the new season of Teen Mom: OG concludes with a scene in which Farrah butts heads with one of the show’s producers over her decision to become a cam girl–a career choice that’s usually limited to ladies whose houses have wheels.
“If you choose to work in the adult industry, we can’t continue to film,” producer Morgan J. Freeman tells Farrah in a calm, measured tone that suits his name.
“Who are you to tell someone to choose one thing?” Farrah shoots back.
(The easy answer from Freeman would have been, “Well I’m your boss, so…”)
“Shoot me for being who I am!” continues an increasingly irate Abraham.
But did Farrah really get the axe, or is this that #FakeNews your Aunt Linda’s always going on about on Facebook.
Observer Exhibit B:
In the clip above, Farrah says she was “fake fired” as some sort of vast conspiracy.
It’s tough to make out exactly what she’s saying, because … well, we’re pretty sure Farrah doesn’t know what point she’s trying to get across.
Our guess would be that going forward, Farrah will be doing her masturbating in private, and MTV will welcome her back for at least one more season of TM: OG.
We’re sure being a cam girl pays well, but being an MTV reality star pays better.
And there are no curiously oversized “toys” involved.
Watch Teen Mom: OG online for more of the ridiculous life of Farrah Abraham.
Thursday, October 19, 2017
The Weinstein Co. Staff Speaks Out On Former "Serial Sexual Predator" Boss
Staffers at The Harvey Weinstein Co. claim they had no clue their boss was a “serial sexual predator” … and want to be cleared from any contracts forcing them to keep quiet about what happened in their workplace. In a statement to The New Yorker…
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
Internet Hero Catches Girlfriend Cheating, Reacts Like a Boss
There are few feelings worse in the world than learning your significant other is cheating on you.
So can you imagine the shock, pain and anger you"d feel if you actually walked in on said significant other and another man in bed?
That"s exactly what happened to a Facebook user named Duston Holloway.
Yet… he somehow resisted the urge to yell, scream, beat the guy up or throw his girlfriend"s belongings all around the room.
Instead, he calmly took note of the situation and snapped a bunch of photos of the pair between the sheets.
He then shared these images on Facebook, partly to shame his lying girlfriend, but partly (we hope) to take pride in how he handled the situation.
Scroll through the photos below, take a look at the responses Duston has received and maybe send Holloway some naked pics, hot ladies of the Internet. The guy totally deserves them.
1. It’s True, They Do!
2. Three is an Awkward Crowd
3. Wakey, Wakey…
4. So, This Sucks
5. Know What’s Better Than Waking Them Up?
6. Duston Went Viral for His Efforts
Thursday, April 20, 2017
Tess Holliday Gets Body-Shamed by an Uber Driver, Reacts Like a Boss
Tess Holliday is a gift to this world, let"s just be real about that.
She"s absolutely stunning, for one, but her beauty isn"t only on the outside.
Tess, as a plus-size model, has always been very outspoken on how ridiculous traditional beauty standards are, why body-shaming should never happen, and why we should all just let people live.
Unfortunately, she still has to deal with body-shaming on a regular basis.
Just this week, it turns out, she experienced it while using Uber. We know because she got on Instagram to tell us the whole weird story.
And also to send a pretty pointed message to the company in question.
"Hey @uber," she began her post. "I don"t pay more to use your "black car" service to be told that there"s no way I could possibly be healthy because I"m fat & then questioning it."
"No one should have to tolerate this at any level of the services you offer."
"I"m fat," she wrote. "I also have a fat wallet & will no longer be using your services. Ever."
"Also after I told him I was healthy he turned the radio off & changed the subject."
She added a video from the incident, which you can see below. In it, the driver, who she points out is overweight himself, asks her about her cholesterol, like it is even a tiny bit of his business.
Still, she told him "My cholesterol"s fine, I"m perfect. Yep, I am healthy."
And then, because the world can be a terrible place full of terrible people and so much sadness and shame, Tess was criticized in the comments of the video because she called her driver "fat."
She edited her caption to explain that "Saying my driver is fat was obviously being used as a descriptor & not to insult him."
"Also I did not show his face or use his name when filming, it was to be able to show what I deal with daily & why this behavior is unacceptable from anyone."
It makes sense — she refers to herself as "fat" all the time, and she clearly uses it as an adjective and not an insult.
And still, even after that, the comments were flooded with people slamming her for boycotting Uber because of this one driver, and for "overreacting" to this man"s questions.
It"s all just so, so dumb.
This guy had absolutely no reason to ask Tess about her cholesterol or about her health, because it"s not his business. She paid him to drive her, her health is not his concern.
See some of the questioning Tess experienced in the video below:
Thursday, March 23, 2017
Katt Williams Sued by Woman Claiming He Was a Cheap, Violent Boss
Katt Williams was a violent, cheap boss who once held her captive in a hotel room … so claims a former assistant and she’s now suing him. Yadira Torres says she’s the woman the comedian punched back in July 2016 at Sportsmen’s Lodge…
Katt Williams Sued by Woman Claiming He Was a Cheap, Violent Boss
Katt Williams was a violent, cheap boss who once held her captive in a hotel room … so claims a former assistant and she’s now suing him. Yadira Torres says she’s the woman the comedian punched back in July 2016 at Sportsmen’s Lodge…
Friday, January 20, 2017
Ariel Winter Poses Topless, Flaunts Breast Reduction Scars, Remains a Boss
Back in 2015, Modern Family actress and rising social media celebrity Ariel Winter underwent breast reduction surgery.
She opens up about this topic, and bares all – literally and otherwise – in a revealing new interview with Self magazine.
“Growing up in the spotlight was quite possibly the worst for my self-esteem,” the 18-year-old star told the publication.
“I had a hard time finding confidence within myself.”
“When I started [Modern Family], I had a completely different body than what happened overnight at 12 years old.”
“I was stick thin,” she adds. “I had no chest, I had no butt … I had nothing. I was totally flat, and I was so sad about it.”
“Then automatically, overnight, my body changed.”
“I was a D cup and had a bigger butt, and my waist was expanding. Everything was getting bigger. I automatically got this hate and judgment online.”
Accepting her body transformation wasn’t easy.
Fortunately, “I had a great role model in Sofia [Vergara] growing up, with her being a curvy woman that was super proud of who she was.”
“[Sofia] could see that I was struggling a little bit with how to deal with my body, and was always trying to give me advice.”
“Like, ‘Here are some brands that would look good on our body type,’ or just ‘Wear whatever you want, and feel good about yourself."”
Winter also credits her older sister, Shanelle Workman, whom she lives with, for encouraging her to be comfortable in her own skin.
“I look up to her so much,” she gushes. “I would listen to her talk to me, saying, ‘It doesn’t matter what other people think. You are who you are.”
“It’s not going to change. Love yourself.”
Her older sister told her to focus her love inward:
“People are going to hate regardless of what you do. You could conform to everything they say, and they’re still going to find something.”
“It was hard for me in the beginning to deal with people’s comments and deal with everybody having an opinion on absolutely everything,” she says.
“It was hard for me to not fall prey to wanting to change the way I felt and the way I did things and the way I looked because of other people.”
But as Winter got older, she got better at realizing:
“As long as I’m positive in my life and feel good about my decisions and stick to how I feel and the things I want to do, that’s what’s most important.”
“And that’s what’s going to get me through in life.”
One of the things she wanted to do, regardless of what others thought, was have breast reduction surgery at the young age of just 17.
The scars from having her 32F breasts are visible in the photos above, and Winter calls it “honestly the greatest choice I made.”
Winter made some headlines for wearing a dress to last year’s SAG awards that showed off the scars from her breast reduction procedure.
Explaining her decision, she tweeted: “Guys there is a reason I didn’t make an effort to cover up my scars! They are part of me!”
“I’m not ashamed of them at all. :)”
These days, Winter – who trolls often call “fat, and ugly, and a slut” on Instagram – says she’s done listening to the haters these days.
Still, she has her moments.
She says the worst comment she ever received was on a photo of herself and her nieces wearing bathing suits on a family vacation.
Someone said she was “asking for it.”
Yes, as in asking to be sexualized for daring to show any sort of skin … while on a vacation with her family members. It was disheartening.
She remembers being truly shocked.
“It made me super disappointed in our world, and in the internet and the people who were writing things on the Internet,” she says.
“That really disturbed me, and made me incredibly upset,” Ariel adds, and “I really had to stand up and make it a point to fight back.”
To her, people were “body shaming, but also slut-shaming” her, and “taking aim at people that weren’t doing anything wrong.”
And that, she says, is what has to stop. Now.
“Making comments that were so harmful and distressing for absolutely no purpose,” she says, drove Winter to take action that day.
We don’t suspect it will be the last time she gets trolled – or that she stands up and fires back at those sending such horrible messages.
Even the simple act of defiance and calling out the trolls for who they are sends a powerful message in this day and age.
And for that, and everything else, we thank her.
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Rick Ross -- You The Boss, IRS ... I"ve Got Your Dough
Rick Ross is dead serious about coming clean with Uncle Sam — he hired new accountants and is close to wiping out his tax debt. The rapper tells TMZ the $ 5.7 million he owes in back taxes is an issue that arose from an incorrect tax filing in…
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Rick Ross -- Uncle Sam Comes Knockin" ... Where"s That $5.7 Mil In Taxes, Boss?
Uncle Sam has a bone to pick with Rick Ross — millions of dollars in unpaid taxes, according to new legal docs. The IRS went through 3 years of Ross’ taxes, and claims he owes about $ 5.7 mil of cold hard cash. The back taxes are from 2012 to 2014.…
Rick Ross -- Uncle Sam Comes Knockin" ... Where"s That $5.7 Mil In Taxes, Boss?
Uncle Sam has a bone to pick with Rick Ross — millions of dollars in unpaid taxes, according to new legal docs. The IRS went through 3 years of Ross’ taxes, and claims he owes about $ 5.7 mil of cold hard cash. The back taxes are from 2012 to 2014.…
Monday, October 31, 2016
"Lucifer" Star Rachael Harris Sued -- You Were a Devil of a Boss! And You Didn"t Pay Me
Rachael Harris is an employer from hell who worked her nanny like a dog and then stiffed her out of more than a month’s pay … according to a lawsuit. Davy Salley-Rumph says in legal docs Harris — who stars in “Lucifer” — hired her to…
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Christina Aguilera: Is She A Terrible Boss?
Christina Aguilera is not a woman to be messed with.
If you watch The Voice, you’ll know she is as straight talking as they come.
She used to sell a lot of records.
More recently, with her sales cooling off, she’s been judging singers on The Voice.
Details are sketchy about whether she will release another album.
She’s fallen a lot in recent years, but she is not going down without a fight.
In interviews, she generally comes across as a nice enough person.
That’s why we’re shocked to be reporting about her being a terrible boss to her staff.
There has been rumors in the past about diva behavior, but these have always been squashed.
Obviously, you would expect your staff members to have respect for you, but respect should be mutual between the two parties.
Allegedly, Christina wants everything to be about her and thinks her staff should put their lives on hold for her.
Pretty nice of her. Right?
That’s not something that would go down well with any staff members.
According to OK! Magazine, Christina has become so unbearable that her husband, Matt Rutler is so shocked by the behavior that he does his best to make up for it.
That’s a pretty bold statement, but is there really any truth to this?
Aguilera has been in the spotlight for so long that we would have no doubt heard by now if something was amiss with her.
One source close to the singer even said, “She’s incredibly rude and demanding, and she insists they be on call 24/7. She has no problem waking up a nanny or maid for the most menial tasks.”
“She’s even called a staffer from the other end of the house to get something like a towel that was mere feet away from her. She’s so out of touch she barely remembers their names.”
All of the claims are pretty bizarre and have come out of nowhere.
As you can probably expect, Christina’s team have refuted these claims.
It’s hard to believe they would ever admit to such claims, even if they were pretty crazy.
For now, we’ll need to wait and see what happens, but take the claims about her being a bad boss with a pinch of salt.
What do you think about all of this?
Hit the comments below!