Usually, when someone gets fired from a job there’s little doubt about what’s gonna happen next.
You pack your sh-t, make plans to “totally still hang out” with co-workers you’re never gonna see again, shed some tears, and polish up that resumé that still lists “proficient in Microsoft Word” as one of your “special skills.”
But Farrah Abraham is not your typical employee, and while she may have been axed by MTV, she’s certainly not going without a fight.
Before we delve into the question of whether or not Ms. Abraham still has a job, some backstory:
A few weeks ago, Farrah decided to launch a lucrative side-hustle, masturbating on a live stream for paying customers who want to see how her vaginal rejuvenation procedure worked out.
Anyway, the cast members are all well into their twenties at this point, but Teen Mom: OG still has “teen” in the title, and it attracts a much younger audience than most reality shows.
As such, producers were less than pleased with Farrah’s decision to pleasure herself in front of pervy-dudes with no limit to their disposable income (read: every man working in Hollywood, apparently).
And so, Farrah was fired. Or was she?
The above trailer for the new season of Teen Mom: OG concludes with a scene in which Farrah butts heads with one of the show’s producers over her decision to become a cam girl–a career choice that’s usually limited to ladies whose houses have wheels.
“If you choose to work in the adult industry, we can’t continue to film,” producer Morgan J. Freeman tells Farrah in a calm, measured tone that suits his name.
“Who are you to tell someone to choose one thing?” Farrah shoots back.
(The easy answer from Freeman would have been, “Well I’m your boss, so…”)
“Shoot me for being who I am!” continues an increasingly irate Abraham.
But did Farrah really get the axe, or is this that #FakeNews your Aunt Linda’s always going on about on Facebook.
Observer Exhibit B:
In the clip above, Farrah says she was “fake fired” as some sort of vast conspiracy.
It’s tough to make out exactly what she’s saying, because … well, we’re pretty sure Farrah doesn’t know what point she’s trying to get across.
Our guess would be that going forward, Farrah will be doing her masturbating in private, and MTV will welcome her back for at least one more season of TM: OG.
We’re sure being a cam girl pays well, but being an MTV reality star pays better.
And there are no curiously oversized “toys” involved.
Watch Teen Mom: OG online for more of the ridiculous life of Farrah Abraham.
