Kylie Jenner Celebrates Birthday With MASSIVE Cleavage, Weird Gold Teeth

As you may have heard, Kylie Jenner turned 19 yesterday, and she celebrated as only she can.

Yes, by posting $ 200,000 bail for Tyga, but also by upholding her family’s tradition of marking every occasion with revealing selfies:

Yup. Those are Kylie’s boobs, in case you somehow forgot what they looked like.

She captioned the pic with a heart Emoji and a simple “19,” presumably as a reminder that you can officially drop the “barely legal” designation from Kylie’s inevitable sex tape.

But if you thought Ms. Jenner would celebrate with one simple pic of her familiar cleavage, you don’t Kylizzle.

In her ongoing effort to ensure that – though she’s never technically posed nude – her average Instagram follower could accurately envision her nude form with the accuracy of a police sketch artist, Kylie also posted the requisite photo of her butt.

She captioned the photo:

“Thanks for all the birthday wishes. Best Birthday yet.”

When you think about it the caption was pretty unnecessary, as we all know that a butt photo is the traditional Kardashian-Jenner clan means of offering thanks.

But by now, we all know to expect T&A pics on Kylie’s social media pages.

The real surprise in her latest crop of pics is the one that reveals Kylie and Captain Jack Sparrow might share a common dentist.

Yes, that’s Kylie rockin’ a gold grill.

No, we have no idea why Kylie thought that was a good idea.

We’d guess that it was a gift from Tyga, but there’s that whole $ 200,000 bail thing.

We don’t think he doled out much in the way of extravagant presents for Kylie’s big 1-9. 

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Jules Wainstein: Husband Michael Wants Full Custody Of Their Kids!

Things are bad between The Real Housewives of New York‘s Jules Wainstein and her estranged husband, Michael.

Michael, a principal at Private Capital Group, filed for divorce in mid-June, and Jules’ rep confirmed to Bravo that Michael’s infidelity led to the end of the marriage.

Now, TMZ reports that Michael is going after full custody of the couple’s two children, Jagger and Zoe.  Sources tell the site that his lawyers are preparing to request primary custody, and to only allow Jules supervised visits.  

Michael believes that Jules is too “erratic” to have even joint custody.

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Jules called 911 on the morning of August 10th after having an argument with Michael, who left the house before police got there.  A source close to Michael told Page Six that the reality star “went insane” and was yelling inside the couple’s New York City apartment.

“She started screaming, ‘I will get you out of this house!’ As he was walking out the door with their son, she screamed, ‘You hit me!’” the source said.

Not so, an insider close to Jules claims.

“That did not happen,” Jules’ friend said.

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“He ran out naked in front of his son and daughter. He did something s - - - ty in front of their son. The lawyers are well aware. She’s at court getting a restraining order.” 

Jules has accused Michael of having an affair with their friend, psychologist Elyse Bensusan.  The Daily Mail has photographs of the two walking hand-in-hand in New York last month.

Michael and Elyse were also spotted shopping at Home Goods, then traveled to an apartment where they are believed to be moving into. Elyse is separated, and has two daughters with estranged husband Tsion Bensusan.

The cracks in Jules and Michael’s marriage has begun to show on Housewives, which Jules has only joined this past season.

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Both parties will report to court on September 8th to hammer out divorce details.

Jules Wainstein: Husband Michael Wants Full Custody Of Their Kids!

Things are bad between The Real Housewives of New York‘s Jules Wainstein and her estranged husband, Michael.

Michael, a principal at Private Capital Group, filed for divorce in mid-June, and Jules’ rep confirmed to Bravo that Michael’s infidelity led to the end of the marriage.

Now, TMZ reports that Michael is going after full custody of the couple’s two children, Jagger and Zoe.  Sources tell the site that his lawyers are preparing to request primary custody, and to only allow Jules supervised visits.  

Michael believes that Jules is too “erratic” to have even joint custody.

View Slideshow: 10 Craziest Moments in Real Housewives History

Jules called 911 on the morning of August 10th after having an argument with Michael, who left the house before police got there.  A source close to Michael told Page Six that the reality star “went insane” and was yelling inside the couple’s New York City apartment.

“She started screaming, ‘I will get you out of this house!’ As he was walking out the door with their son, she screamed, ‘You hit me!’” the source said.

Not so, an insider close to Jules claims.

“That did not happen,” Jules’ friend said.

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“He ran out naked in front of his son and daughter. He did something s - - - ty in front of their son. The lawyers are well aware. She’s at court getting a restraining order.” 

Jules has accused Michael of having an affair with their friend, psychologist Elyse Bensusan.  The Daily Mail has photographs of the two walking hand-in-hand in New York last month.

Michael and Elyse were also spotted shopping at Home Goods, then traveled to an apartment where they are believed to be moving into. Elyse is separated, and has two daughters with estranged husband Tsion Bensusan.

The cracks in Jules and Michael’s marriage has begun to show on Housewives, which Jules has only joined this past season.

Watch The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 18 Online

Both parties will report to court on September 8th to hammer out divorce details.

Kendall Jenner Lands Vogue Cover, Screams: I F-CKING DID IT!

Please excuse Kendall Jenner for a moment. 

She has something to say.

And this is basically it:

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME! EEEEK!

We exaggerate. But only slightly.

The 20-year old model covers her first-ever issue of Vogue this month, and it’s safe to say that she’s rather excited about the distinction.

(It’s also safe to say we can practically see her breasts in the photo above.)

“In a room with a bunch of people I love, looking at this cover made me cry,” Jenner wrote on Instagram yesterday.

She sent the message from Turks and Caicos, where she was celebrating Kylie Jenner’s 19th birthday with Bella Hadid and Hailey Baldwin

“I FUCKING DID IT. SEPTEMBER VOGUE. this is the coolest thing ever! can’t thank you enough Anna, for giving me the honor,” Jenner added.

She’s referring there to Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour, who is notoriously picky over who gets featured on the front of her publication.

Back in March of 2014, Kim Kardashian expressed a similar sentiment when she and Kanye West were featured in Vogue.

They struck a number of memorable poses along with daughter North West.

Remember this spread of the famous couple?

In Kendall’s case, there are 13 more images of her inside this September issue, as she dons clothing by Alexander Wang, John Galliano, The Row, Prada and Hood by Air, to name just a few designers.

But it’s not all about fashion.

Kendall turns pretty serious at one point in the interview when the topic of Caitlyn Jenner is raised.

She tries to explain why she had some problems with her dad’s transition.

“We had ATVs and go-carts, and I grew up riding them all the time, which is why I’m a good driver,” she says, seemingly at random.

“It’s super ironic to think about now, but it’s something I can thank my dad for: how much of a tomboy I was.”

In other words: Caitlyn Jenner was responsible for making her daughter more manly, for lack of a better term.

And now she’s gone ahead and become a woman. Weird, Kendall explains.

“That’s why I think the whole thing – her transition – was really hard for me, because I was like, ‘But you taught me everything, tomboy!"”

Although the Keeping Up with the Kardashians actress struggled with the change initially, she tells Vogue that a lot has changed since the big reveal last spring.

“It has gotten easier. I knew it was going to have its rough phase, but it’s all super normal now. It’s not weird at all.”

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Kendall’s Vogue cover hits national newsstands on August 23.

This is how she wraps up her thoughts on her transgender dad:

“Sometimes I look at a picture of my dad when she was a guy, and it makes me a little sad – I get emotional.

“You have to get past it – you’ve got a new person to love. It’s kind of a blessing in disguise – if that’s not the wrong way to say it.”

We get what she means.

And we have nothing to make fun of her for in this instance.

We can only imagine how challenging this has been for the entire Jenner family to deal with in many ways.

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