Friday, September 2, 2016

25 Celebrity Baby Announcements That Made Us Smile


I"m pregnant! These famous females didn"t want to reveal the biggest news of their lives with two simple words.


They wanted to be fun and creative, posting throwback photos… using their pets… sharing snapshots of their existing children hyping a sibling to come… or giving fans a look at the test-based evidence.


Click around below to gauge how various celebrities made their exciting announcements to the world.


Whose original reveal do you like best?




1. Olivia Wilde Pregnancy Announcement


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How cute is this?!? Look at the way in which Olivia Wilde announced she is pregnant with another child!



2. Gwen Stefani


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How did Gwen Stefani announce her third child? Via this photo and the caption: “I was ready to hand over the crown. but I guess I am still queen of the house. #itsaboy #surroundedbyboys.”



3. Kendra Wilkinson


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It’s positive, alright! Kendra Wilkinson gave followers photographic evidence of her second baby.



4. Stacy Keibler


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Very well played, Stacy Keibler. Yup, this is a photo of a bun in an oven.



5. Fergie


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AWWW, Fergie! The singer announced she and Josh Duhamel were expecting via a throwback photo of the couple and the caption: “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!! #mylovelybabybump.”



6. Jessica Simpson


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Jessica Simpson used adorable daughter Maxwell to announced that she was pregnant with her second baby. Someone is gonna be a big sis!


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Idiotic Trolls Are Actively Slamming Blue Ivy as Ugly

The Internet can be a very sad place.


Trust us. We make a living on it.



But have users now fallen to a new low? Is that even possible?


Last Sunday, Beyonce attended the MTV Video Music Awards with her daughter, Blue Ivy Carter.


They wore similar outfits and looked as precious as any mother and her child ever could look.


Here. See for yourself:



This is what we thought, at least.


But a handful of trolls have now taken to Instagram and straight up slammed the four-year old.


Seriously, people are insulting a four-year old, openly referring to her as “ugly” and saying many other mean things.


Ignoring the fact that these morons are wrong (Blue Ivy is totally adorable), the fact that they even feel a need to comment on the looks of an infant is the most troubling thing at play here.




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Pretty disturbing, right?


If only those were the only comments of this nature…




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And here’s something to keep in mind and ponder:


All of these comments were left by women. Every single one of them.


This really shouldn’t come as a surprise, sadly. Women are always the harshest critics of other women. But we never would have guessed they’d also be the harshest critics of young women.


Like, really young women.



Thankfully, Blue Ivy’s mother is Beyonce Knowles.


And it’s hard to think of a better female role model than Beyonce Knowles.


At the end of the day, Blue Ivy will be just fine. Beyonce will make sure of it.


We can’t say the same about the people who left the comments above, however.



We pity them. These people have serious, serious mental issues.


While we continue to bow down in the presence of Beyonce, we’ll go ahead and offer up some prayers for these misguided souls as well.

Khloe Kardashian: Dating Tristan Thompson?!?

You won’t believe this.


We hope you’re sitting down for this.


Seriously, take a deep breath and stop operating heavy machinery before reading any further…



Okay? Are you ready? Here it is:


A member of the Kardashian family may be dating a professional athlete.


We know, right? CRAZY, right?


The latest rumor mill churn centers on Khloe Kardashian, who TMZ reports has been spotted out often this week with Tristan Thompson.


He’s a power forward on the Cleveland Cavaliers who just helped that team win an NBA title and who signed last off-season a contract worth over $ 80 million.


So not a bad choice, Keeks!



On Thursday, Khloe and Thompson hung out at a mansion in Beverly Hills.


In one snapshot posted on TMZ, Thompson appears to be ogling Khloe pretty hard. Not that we can blame him.


Prior to this sighting, Thompson and Kardashian hung out at Bootsy Bellows nightclub, leaving within minutes of each other.


Does this mean they went home together for certain and had sex? No, it does not mean this for certain.



However, it’s not exactly difficult to believe that Khloe might be interested in Thompson.


According to past romance rumors and straight-up relationship, Khloe has dated Matt Kemp, who plays professional baseball.


She also dated Rick Fox, who played professional basketball.


She also dated James Harden, who plays professional basketball.


She also dated Odell Beckham Jr., who plays professional football.


And, of course, she married Lamar Odom, a former first round NBA draft pick and world champion.



And we all know about the dating history of her sister, Kim Kardashian.


In case you’ve forgotten, you can click through the photo gallery above.


Thompson, meanwhile, went to the University of Texas and was drafted fourth overall by Cleveland in 2011.


He averaged 7.8 points per game and 9 rebounds last season. Those numbers are on par with his career figures.


He’s 25 years old and stands 6’9″ in the air. That’s really tall!


Prior to allegedly hooking up with Kardashian, Thompson had been in a relationship with Instagram model Jordy Craig.

Pamela Anderson: Porn is Dangerous, Corrosive!

Pamela Anderson coming out against porn is a bit like Justin Bieber coming out against shirtless photos.


Or Chris Brown coming out against violence toward women.


Or Milo Yiannopoulos coming out against trolling strangers on the Internet.



You get the point.


But here’s why we made those hilarious comparisons:


Because Pamela Anderson has come out against porn!


Typically, when the words “Pamela Anderson” and “come” are in the same sentence, it’s in relation to the star’s active participation in the world of pornography.


But not this time around.


The busty 49-year old made news on Friday by teaming up with Rabbi Schmuley Boteach to write an op-ed for the Wall Street Journal that warns about the many “addictive dangers of pornography.”


Yes, that bears repeating: 


Pamela Anderson and a rabbit have written an article together in which they explain the dangerous of watching adult movies.



In the piece, Anderson and Boteach argue that porn has a “corrosive effect on a man’s soul and on his ability to function as a husband, and by extension, as father.”


They continue:


“This is a public hazard of unprecedented seriousness given how freely available, anonymously accessible and easily disseminated pornography is nowadays.


“How many families will suffer? How many marriages will implode? How many talented men will scrap their most important relationships and careers for a brief onanistic thrill?”


The opinion-based article was published mere days after former Congressman Anthony Weiner was caught in his third sexting scandal.


As a result, wife, Huma Abedin – one of Hillary Clinton’s closest friends and aides – announced that she is separating from her husband of six years.


We only bring this up because Anderson did so.


Reads an excerpt of the op-ed:


“If anyone still doubted the devastation that porn addiction wreaks on those closest to the addict, behold the now-shattered marriage of Mr. Weiner and Huma Abedin, a breakup that she initiated … in shock at the disgraced ex-congressman’s inclusion of their 4-year-old son in one lewd photo that he sent to a near-stranger.”


That’s true.


Weiner really did share a photo with some woman online of himself in bed, in his underwear, with an erection… lying next to his child.



Of course, arguing that a porn ADDICTION can be dangerous is very different than arguing that merely watching porn sometimes can be dangerous.


An addiction to anything is bad for you.


The actress and the religious figure went on to warn that kids raised in the current digital environment will “become adults inured to intimacy and in need of even greater graphic stimulation.


“They are the crack babies of porn.”


What can society do about this problem?


“We must educate ourselves and our children to understand that porn is for losers – a boring, wasteful and dead-end outlet for people too lazy to rep the ample rewards of healthy sexuality.”


The article is noteworthy in general because Anderson made a sex tape in 1995 with then-husband Tommy Lee.


She has also graced the cover of Playboy 14 times.



She even covered the magazine’s final nude issue in January/February of this year.


Does this make Anderson a hypocrite? Or is she saying she’s seen the error of her many naked ways?


And where do we draw the line?


Anderson is known for wearing VERY low-cut dresses or blouses. Is drawing attention to one’s breasts part of the problem? 


Isn’t that also putting sexuality out there for kids to see?


We’d be curious to see Pamela’s take on this question.