Kanye West promised fans would get their money back after he cut his concert short, but the people who have to write those checks aren’t on board just yet. We called Ticketmaster and they told us Yeezy doesn’t have the authority to issue…
Friday, November 4, 2016
Kim Kardashian Reacts to Kendall Jenner Health Scare: That"s Terrifying!
The ladies of the Kardashian-Jenner clan don’t strike us as the type to have much trouble with sleep.
In our minds, they lie down on 80 bajillion thread-count sheets each night for 11 hours of uninterrupted beauty shut-eye, awakening only when an implant shifts or when Kanye starts yelling at his breakfast burrito for not being dope enough.
But apparently, for Kendall Jenner, sleep doesn’t come easy, and it’s beginning to affect her work as someone who has her picture taken for a living,
It’s easy to take all the talk of Kendall’s sleep issues as the height of both First World Problems and a consequence of the annoying tendency of reality shows to milk drama out of the most inane day-to-day problems.
But in fairness, this isn’t your typical insomnia that we’re talking about.
It seems Kendall suffers from sleep paralysis, which is a terrifying-sounding condition in which sufferers wake up unable to move.
Pretty self-explanatory stuff, but her sisters make Kendall describe it to them in the clip below, both because they have to fill up an hour-long episode, and because they’re not exactly the sharpest bulbs:
“Basically, your mind wakes up, but your body is still asleep,” Kendall explains.
“Like, you wake up but nothing can move.”
She goes on to paint a pretty terrifying picture of this nightmarish condition:
“It’s the scariest thing in the entire world,” Kendall tells her sisters.
“You’re freaking out. All you want to do is be able to move, so you’re laying there, and you’re trying to move.”
Unfortunately for Kendall, her sister Kim exists in a constant state of botox-induced sleep paralysis, meaning that she once went to sleep at a plastic surgeon’s office and woke up unable to form facial expressions.
What we’re saying is Kim’s not the one to turn to if you’re looking for genuine sympathy.
But bless her heart, she tries:
“I’ve never heard of sleep paralysis, and I think it sounds like a crazy experience,” Kim tells the camera.
“I feel so bad that she’s been going through this.”
Yeah, there’s a reason Kim never took up acting.
Watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online for more Oscar-worthy performances the K-Squad.
Mo"Nique: Monogamy is for Losers!
Mo’Nique is NOT holding back in this new interview — not that she ever does anyway.
But this is a special occasion, because this time?
Mo’Nique is really letting loose with all the details about her marriage. Her open marriage.
Yeah, you know it’s going to get scandalous.
She was on Watch What Happens Live when she was asked about her ten-year marriage to Sidney Hicks. She’s always admitted that she and Sidney don’t really go for that whole monogamy deal, but she gave some interesting details here.
She started off by talking about the “rules” of the relationship.
“The rule is simply honesty,” she said.
“When you start asking people about relationships … What about this one? What about that one?”
“Often times with people,” she went on, “we can’t say, ‘This is how I’m feeling.’ You find out, it’s so not about sex. It’s so not about, ‘Can you be with other people?"”
So what is it about, Mo’Nique?
“It’s simply about I won’t take any secrets to my grave nor will he take any to his.”
She also made it very clear that, even though catty strangers like to theorize differently, the arrangement was definitely her idea.
“Now, the world took and said ‘Oh, my god, Mo’Nique will let that man sleep with anybody, because she’s a fat girl and he’s a beautiful man,"” she said.
“I’m like, ‘OK, world. It wasn’t his idea. It was mine."”
“[It] was my idea,” she stressed. “When we first had the conversation, it was because I was still in the mindset of ‘I’m an entertainer; I’m a performer and I want to have it all."”
“So I said, ‘I want to have an open marriage.’ … It was just being able to sit down and have that dialogue to say, ‘Hey, let’s always make sure we’re open and honest."”
Mo’Nique ended this little discussion by advising other people to “try it and find out” if they’re into it.
“Now almost 11 years later,” she added, “of course it’s evolved, and it’s evolved into this beautiful space of no secrets.”
OK.
No, it’s great that Mo’Nique and Sidney apparently feel so great about having an open marriage, but the way she talks about it is just kind of obnoxious, right?
What works for one couple won’t necessarily work for another, so for her to tell every married person to sleep with someone other than their spouse, it’s just not great.
It’s also kind of annoying how she makes it sound like her marriage is full of this great, beautiful truth that monogamous couples couldn’t possibly understand.
We’re happy for you, Mo’Nique, we really are, but come on, girl.
Be a little more chill about it.
"Vanderpump Rules" -- Scheana"s Husband Cleans Out Bank Account ... Marriage on the Rocks
Scheana Marie and Michael Shay could be on the express train to spiltsville, now that she’s telling friends he disappeared with all their money … TMZ has learned. Sources close Scheana tell TMZ … the “Vanderpump Rules”…
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