NFL legend Eric Dickerson has a message for anyone thinking he’s gonna rush back to the sidelines of Rams games now that Jeff Fisher is out as coach … not so fast, homie. It wasn’t too long ago that Fisher called Dickerson up personally and…
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Floyd Mayweather Drops $40,000 at Detroit Strip Club (VIDEO)
Floyd Mayweather is no stranger to treating himself to some luxurious presents … so it’s only right that he spread some love to his favorite people this holiday season — STRIPPERS!! The champ showed up to V Live Detroit over the weekend with…
Kylie Jenner Boob Job: Did It Finally Happen?!
Kylie Jenner surely isn’t being shy when it comes to antagonizing rumors that she got a boob job.
Though she’s denied it in the past, it really looks like the Kylie Jenner boob job happened, she jumped the shark, and finished off the rest of her very … uh, polished-looking body.
This isn’t the first picture as of late to trigger boob job rumors, either.
Photographed at Christina Aguilera’s birthday party earlier this week, Kylie was sporting a significantly larger bust, and we don’t think she was overlining her tits like she used to her lips.
To be fair, Kylie’s boobs of yesteryear appeared to be much smaller, and in a more triangular shape.
Her current look is very full, very teardrop-shaped, and very in-your-face.
Previously, Jenner said that she had no interest in getting her boobs done, just like Kanye West has no ambitions of ever being President.
She said, “I thought about [getting breast implants], but I’m like, ‘Why ruin it?’ I have really good boobs naturally and they’re a cute little size.”
“I’m not against it, but right now, it’s not for me.”
Does it mean that right now – as in right now – it is for her?
Because it really looks like she did something … and if not for her, then for everybody else.
Tyga, the mags, fashion photographers, social media … it’s always for somebody. Right?!
To be fair, though, Kylie’s received nothing but criticism over the last years for her ever-changing look.
So much so that Keke Palmer defended Kylie after she was bullied for her classic Jenner looks.
She wrote, “After Trump’s win, I really was convinced that we have become so obsessed with making things appear to be real than needing them to actually be real.”
“AKA: Reality [television], that’s the gag,” Keeks continued.
“Reality television is based off of the desire WE HAVE to see non scripted shows that MIMIC reality, ‘false things appearing real’ that’s the ART of it, how they can make us THINK it is.”
“And many social media platforms support that same thing. We have settled for knock off truth in our actual reality because it’s socially acceptable to lie for likes,” she spat.
“Looking at this photo above I couldn’t help but stop dead in my tracks because even though I do feel like this family sets an example that it’s good to change for societies affection, how can you blame them?”
“We don’t think that this young woman deserves the attention she receives because of the message it sends but we don’t even think about the fact that for years the whole world damn near agreed that she was ugly,” she said.
“A CHILD, that girl was a child and she was bullied and named ugly, and not as a character but as HERSELF.”
She wasn’t done there.
“And unlike some that experience such ridicule she had the $ $ $ to change, she ‘fixed’ what the world said was broken and it worked!”
“Now you are mad that it was that easy?” she asked.
“When the generation has already been force fed to love things that are false and appear as real, we are confused!”
“So many of us on who we should be and how we should act, who we should like and how we should pursue them.”
“It’s all been brought to another level because being fraudulent is our countries most popular trend,” Palmer continued.
“If only we could accept one another instead of bullying each other into change,” she continued in what became an epic, albeit random missive.
“We wouldn’t be so confused or misunderstanding all of these mixed messages that ultimately tell us to trade attention for respect and love for possession.”
“We could instead let our differences TEACH us something new instead of walking around looking, acting and being the same.”
“WE DIFFERENT FOR A REASON.”
Well.
Now, if Kylie Jenner did get a boob job, don’t you feel pretty bad about yourself?
Yikes.
Rex Tillerson: Who Is Donald Trump"s Pick For Secretary of State?
The barrage of baffling information pouring out of Trump Tower these days is such that it can be hard to keep track of who’s been appointed to what cabinet position, and which random-ass celebrity has paid a visit to the president-elect.
To compound the confusion, Trump has taken to slamming intelligence agencies like the CIA (an unprecedented move by an American president) in response to their reports that Russian cyber-attacks were coordinated to help Trump win the Electoral College.
It would be an ideal time for a conciliatory, middle-of-the-road pick for a top cabinet position in order to at least create the illusion that Trump has the slightest interest in mending fences following the ugliest presidential campaign in US history.
But Trump didn’t lose the popular vote by a mere 2.7 million votes by adhering to the rules of conventional wisdom and common sense!
So if you had your fingers crossed that the Donald would keep his promises to “bring the country together” and act like a human being who has any business serving as the President of the United States of America, it may be time to bury those hopes along with the rest of your dreams for the future.
Yesterday, Trump’s team announced that Exxon-Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson would be the president-elect’s choice for secretary of state.
The news was met with criticism from both sides of the aisle, as both Democrats and moderate Republicans had hoped for a more qualified candidate (say, someone who’s actually held some sort of public office before) with far less political baggage.
In addition to his ties with one of the world’s largest fossil fuel giants, Tillerson has a longstanding relationship with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
In fact, Putin awarded Tillerson Russia’s Order of Friendship medal in 2013, and the two have reached deals on billions of dollars in oil contracts that can only go forward if the US lifts sanctions against Russia.
Needless to say, folks who were hoping Trump would begin taking steps to distance himself from his Russian comrades are not thrilled with the Tillerson nomination.
In fairness, as CEO of Exxon, Tillerson did admit that climate change is a “problem,” and that’s it up to humans to find an “engineering solution.”
Of course, his company is also under investigation for lying to investors and the public about Exxon’s role in the climate crisis, so it looks like Rex is about as firm in his beliefs as his new boss.
In any event, the real loser here is Mitt Romney, who got roasted on social media for kissing some serious spray-tanned ass, only to be denied any sort of role within Trump’s administration.
Just kidding, the real loser is the American people.
We’re just trying to do that thing where we crack jokes to keep from bursting into tears.
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