Uber Driver Picks Up BF"s Side Piece, Crazy Encounter Ensues

You never know who you"ll pick up when you drive for Uber.

You also never know where you"ll be headed to next.

In the case of the woman featured in the following story, the answers to these two questions during a recent ride ended up being:

• Her boyfriend"s side piece.


• Her boyfriend"s apartment, where said said side piece and boyfriend were planning to have sex.

For real, people!

Scroll down to read the entire account, from the driver"s very own Twitter account…

1. When a Dick Appointment Goes Bad…

It all started as one woman trying to help out her fellow female.

2. It Couldn’t Have Been My Man!

Because he said he was going out of town, for a very sweet reason…

3. He Actually Drove Away!

This A-Hole is good.

4. An Hour Later…

I pick up this passenger. She tells me to drive to an apartment complex. Sure thing, girl!

5. She Loves Her Man

And she misses her man and, whatever, this driver’s man is out of town.

6. Wait, Wasn’t She Told the Address Right Away?

Nope, just the apartment complex. So the driver assumed it was just a coincidence that this woman’s man lived near her man.

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Blac Chyna: Cashing In On Dream Kardashian ALREADY?!

From the moment the world learned that Blac Chyna was dating Rob Kardashian, it was rumored that the relationship was nothing more than an act of supreme gold-digging.

The most cynical theorists maintained that Blac was after far more than just Rob’s money.

Many believed both then and now that she was playing the long con – pursuing the wealth and fame that she could attain only by acquiring Rob’s iconic last name for herself.

These days it’s hard to see the relationship as anything other than a semi-failed cash-grab executed by Blac.

She even filed papers to change her name to Angela Kardashian, despite the fact that she and Rob never reached the point of setting a wedding date.

But Blac hasn’t given up on her efforts to cash in on the Kard clan’s lucrative moniker.

After all, she now has ties to the family that are more powerful than a marriage certificate.

We’re talking, of course, about Blac and Rob’s daughter, Dream Kardashian.

Dream is only four months old, but when you’re born to two parents who make their bucks off social media, you start earning from day one.

According to a new report published by TMZ, Blac stopped by a government buikding in Los Angeles yesterday to ensure that both of her kids are legally allowed to start bringing in the bucks.

It was initially thought that Blac went to the office to settle a legal beef.

(She’s reportedly had problems with both of her baby daddies in recent weeks, and sources say Tyga is behind on child support payments.)

But now the site’s sources are claiming that Blac was actually securing work permits Dream and 4-year-old King Cairo.

Yes, at 4 months and 4 years old respectively, Blac’s kids can now legally be paid for on-camera appearances in the state of California.

It may sound a bit icky, but it’s sort of a necessity.

After all, they’ll almost certainly continue to make occasional appearances on Kardashian-related reality shows, and you can’t blame Blac for making sure her kids get paid.

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But you can still blame her for getting engaged to and impregnated by a guy because his sisters are famous.

That part is still super gross and weird.

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