Antonio Brown’s 29th birthday party was LIT — with big stars, crazy jewelry … and a seat at the dinner table for a $ 350,000 Rolls Royce!!! For real … they drove the car INSIDE the Cipriani restaurant in Miami as a centerpiece for AB’s…
Tuesday, July 11, 2017
Abby Lee Miller to Serve Her Sentence WHERE?!
Is there a specific German word for the feeling of righteous glee that one feels when remembering that Abby Lee Miller is going to prison? Because we’d have cause to use it pretty regularly.
Until she actually goes to prison, anyway. Which is tomorrow.
But we have some new information, and it’s about where she’s going to serve her sentence. And it’s not exactly what the world expected.
Abby Lee Miller, the Dance Moms star who traumatized her students for years, was convicted of bankruptcy fraud in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Normally, you’d assume that the location of her conviction would determine where she serves out her sentence.
Normally.
We don’t know if this is fame working for her or how white collar crimes are treated or white privilege in action, but Abby Lee Miller requested to be sentenced somewhere else.
(You know, like prison is a hotel and you can just ask for a different room)
And her request was granted.
On 2pm on Wednesday, she must report to the FCI Victorville facility in Victorville, California to begin serving her sentence of 366 days.
That’s right.
Abby Lee Miller will serve a sentence close to her home in San Bernardino.
You know, because she asked.
The drive from Victorville to San Bernardino is about 40 miles.
With speed limits being what they are, she’s less than an hour from home.
We can’t help but think of how many people are in prison who didn’t do anything wrong.
(Some who are innocent, and others who committed crimes but no wrongdoings, like people convicted of drug possession)
Some of those people have children and spouses and loved ones who never get to see them.
Why?
Because they’re imprisoned three hours away, and most single parents work and can’t take six hours plus a visit out of a day, let alone put their young child through that.
Meanwhile, Abby Lee Miller is going to be practically a stone’s throw from her house.
The world is terribly unfair.
By all reports, Abby Lee Miller is terrified about entering prison.
First of all, who wouldn’t be?
But she’s probably going to a facility for white collar criminals, so we really shouldn’t imagine an Orange is the New Black setting.
The FCI Victorville II facility houses under 2,000 inmates, so population-wise, it’s like a small high school.
It’s a medium-security facility, so it might not feel like a summer camp for the inmates.
But there are certainly less pleasant prisons out there, even in the US.
And since she apparently did the crime and doesn’t even have to do a lot of time, it’s weird that she’s out there complaining about how scared she is.
Especially when she got to cherry-pick where she’d get locked up.
She might be “rattled” by all of this (and most people would be), but it doesn’t look like this has changed anything about the reality show monster.
Abby Lee Miller still responds to criticism by lashing out, recently telling Cheryl Burke to “watch her mouth.”
The world enjoyed watching her cry in the newest Dance Moms promo.
But for the little girls whom she terrorized for years and years, that must have been positively cathartic.
And the girls is really where our focus should be.
Maybe now that they’re out from under Abby’s tyrannical rule, the aspiring dancers and their ridiculous mothers can be the stars oi the show.
Big Brother Spoilers: Is Cody Being Sent Home?
It’s been a surprisingly quiet week in the Big Brother house.
Part of the reason for that is that ever since Paul became Head of Household, he made his intentions clear and that he would be taking Cody out of the game.
With him nominating Alex and Josh, the plan was always to take one of those down in order put up Cody. When you think about it, it’s exactly what Cody did to Paul and Christmas last week.
Karma has a knack for striking in the Big Brother house, and the odds are not stacked in Cody’s favor. Paul won the Veto competition and removed Josh from the block.
Keeping Alex up there was the better move because there’s a bigger chance Cody could rally the house against Josh because of his unpredictable actions.
Paul knows there are going to be eight votes to evict Cody this week, so he decided to create some paranoia around the house.
He pulled Kevin aside yesterday and made a plan with him to cast a vote to evict Ramses. This was because nobody would suspect Kevin of flipping.
It’s pretty genius, and it would rattle the other houseguests as they prepare for the Head of Household competition.
Paul also spoke to Christmas about bickering with Jessica before the competition in the hopes of throwing her off, but there’s also a chance that Christmas won’t be in the house on Thursday.
She is set to leave the house at some point today to get surgery on her foot and is expected to return on Thursday in time for the competition.
However, a picture surfaced on the internet of Christmas taking clothes out of her suitcase. This certainly proves that Christmas thinks her days in the game could be numbered.
For all we know, she could have been told she will have to leave at some point. I’m sure we’ll get more clarity on it tomorrow, but something tells us she could be making an early exit from the game.
Tonight’s episode of Big Brother will likely include updates on her condition.
What do you think about all of this?
Sound off below!
You Will Not Believe How These Newlyweds Met
Many, many men and women get married on a weekly basis.
But nearly none of these newlyweds have the sort of story that London resident Llia Apostolou and her husband can one day share with their grandkids.
It all started three years ago, when Apostolou needed a date for her sister"s wedding and… well..
… scroll down to read how she went about finding out:
1. This is Llia Apostolou
Single at the time her sister was to get married in 2014, she simply could not handle the thought of attending the ceremony alone. So she turned to social media…
2. … So This is What She Wrote:
All Apostolou was seeking was someone with a penis. That’s the only criteria she required.
3. I Have a Penis!
And a suit, one guy replied, let’s do this.
4. You’re On!
Not “at the altar” in that sense of the term, don’t worry. It’s just a date.
5. It IS Just a Date, Right?
I’m excited to meet you and all, but let’s go slow here.
6. No? Not Really?
But who are we to say or judge?
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