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Michael Blackson Jesus Took the Wheel ... And Some Guy Smashed My Rolls!!!

"Weather Channel" Rolls Out Badass Graphics to Show Hurricane Florence Conditions

The Weather Channel is stepping up its game for Hurricane Florence with some amazing Star Wars-like graphics that have the potential to save hundreds of lives. The new virtual reality view of a hurricane’s storm surge debuted Thursday and…

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Michelle Obama Rolls Deep for Lunch in Venice

Michelle Obama might be from the Midwest and live on the East Coast, but no one needs to school her on nailing the business cas’ look in L.A. The former First Lady joined some of her colleagues for lunch at the ritzy Gjelina restaurant in…

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Gym Member Hurls Equipment Due to Dispute Over Tootsie Rolls

Planet Fitness bills itself as a Judgment Free Zone.

But we feel pretty comfortable passing judgment on the woman featured in the video below.

It comes to use from the underrated city of Grand Rapids, Michigan and it features someone entering a Planet Fitness at 1:30 a.m.

This is already a questionable sign.

But it"s more than just the unusual hour at which she entered the facility that has folks on Facebook talking; it"s her behavior!

The woman is clearly very angry from the outset, threatening an employee behind the desk by screaming "I"ll kill you!"

She then hurts computer monitors allover the place and causes serious damage to a phone, all whilc arguing with and cursing at everyone around her.

Another gym-goer filmed the incident, which allegedly stemmed from a disagreement over Tootsie Rolls.

We can only presume the woman wanted to eat some Tootsie Rolls, assumed she would find some at the front desk and lost every ounce of her proverbial $ hit upon being denied these delicious chocolate treats.

Police says the 20-year-old is being charged with malicious destruction of property and will likely pay a fine as high as $ 1,000.

No charges have been filed against her, however.

But check out the video above anyway.

Because it"s totally bananas!

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Alabama Rolls Into Trump"s White House for National Title Visit (LIVE STREAM)

The Alabama Crimson Tide are minutes from hanging out with Donald Trump at the White House to celebrate their 2017 national title … and we’ll be streaming the whole thing live. Nick Saban and the crew are at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave to celebrate…

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Lonzo Ball Buys LaVar $350K Rolls Royce For Xmas

Lonzo Ball just won Christmas … going full Big Baller style, copping a $ 350k Rolls-Royce for his dad LaVar and his mom Tina … and their first ride was caught on video. Ball unveiled the new ride on his social media, with the hashtag…

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Antonio Brown"s Crazy Expensive Bday Party w/ $350k Rolls

Antonio Brown’s 29th birthday party was LIT — with big stars, crazy jewelry … and a seat at the dinner table for a $ 350,000 Rolls Royce!!!  For real … they drove the car INSIDE the Cipriani restaurant in Miami as a centerpiece for AB’s…

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Lionel Messi Rolls Out Red Carpet For Superstar Wedding

Lionel Messi’s soccer buds have arrived at the Barcelona superstar’s wedding ceremony … but it’s their smokin’ hot wives who stole the show!! Messi and his longtime girlfriend, Antonella Roccuzzo, are tyin’ the knot today … and some…

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Zayn Malik Rolls Into Gigi Hadid"s Apartment Building in a Wheelchair (PHOTO)

Zayn Malik showed up to his girlfriend’s pad on 4 wheels … just not the luxury wheels you’d expect. The One Direction singer looks to have injured his left leg — it’s unclear how and where it happened — so he arrived at Gigi Hadid’s apartment in…

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Emma Stone Rolls Deep with Oscar ... and HOT CHICKS!!! (VIDEO)

Emma Stone only rolls with the best … and it doesn’t get any better than an Oscar and a wave of her smoking hot friends! The Best Actress winner — gold statue in hand — was leaving the “La La Land” after-party at the SoHo Sunday night. You…

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PETA Rolls Out Protest Flyers for "A Dog"s Purpose," Recruiting Protesters (PHOTOS)

PETA’s first official protest poster against “A Dog’s Purpose” barks out its mission statement … “For Dog’s Sake, Don’t See This Movie.” We got our hands on the literature PETA just created for its planned nationwide picketing of theaters where…

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PETA Rolls Out Protest Flyers for "A Dog"s Purpose," Recruiting Protesters (PHOTOS)

PETA’s first official protest poster against “A Dog’s Purpose” barks out its mission statement … “For Dog’s Sake, Don’t See This Movie.” We got our hands on the literature PETA just created for its planned nationwide picketing of theaters where…

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Fitness Model Anna Victoria: I Have Belly Rolls Too!

Let’s cut right to the chase here: today is awful. So awful. The most awful day of all the days.

And sometimes, when things are looking bleak and scary and sad, you need to just put all the serious issues aside and focus on something positive.

And this right here? This is positive AF.

This woman is a fitness model named Anna Victoria. She’s absolutely gorgeous, right?

And she’s not just a model, she’s also got her own business, all about how to get your body as fit as hers.

She’s got well over one million followers on Instagram, so she’s obviously doing something right. But, as it turns out, she’s actually doing a few things right.

Here, just check out this photo, you’ll see what we mean:

Anna shared this comparison photo that shows her in the same swimsuit — one photo is carefully posed, and the other is more natural.

It really is all about the angles!

It’s a lovely picture, but the real magic is in Anna’s caption.

“Me 1% of the time vs. 99% of the time,” she wrote. “And I love both photos equally. Good or bad angles don’t change your worth.”

Yeah, hold on tight, because the emotions are coming, and they’re coming hard.

“I recently came across an article talking about how one woman stated she refuses to accept her flaws, because she doesn’t seem them as flaws at all,” she continued.

“I LOVED that because it sends such a powerful message that our belly rolls, cellulite, stretch marks are nothing to apologize for, to be ashamed of, or to be obsessed with getting rid of!”

What a notion — a fitness guru saying that belly rolls are fine?! How sad is it that this is so shocking?

Anna’s not done with the greatness yet, though.

“As I’m getting older,” she wrote, “I have cellulite and stretch marks that aren’t going away, and I welcome them. They represent a life fully lived (for 28 years so far) and a healthy life and body at that.”

“How can I be mad at my body for perfectly normal ‘flaws’?”

We don’t know, girl, but we do know that you’re giving us life right now.

“This body is strong,” Anna went on, “can run miles, can lift and squat and push and pull weight around, and it’s happy not just because of how it looks, but because of how it feels.”

“So when you approach your journey, I want you to remember these things: I will not punish my body. I will fuel it. I will challenge it. AND I will love it.”

Isn’t it so great when a person is just as beautiful on the inside as they are on the outside?

We all needed this today, Anna Victoria.

Bless you.

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Totino"s Lady Rescues Pizza Rolls From Flood, Gives Amazing Interview

Step aside, Sweet Brown.

Keep it moving, Pizza Rat.

There"s a new viral star in town, and she loves cheese, pepperoni and finding the humor in potentially tragic events just as much as her predecessors.

As you"ve probably heard, Hurricane Joaquin caused record rains and serious flooding in the Southeast over the weekend.

One of the millions affected was the South Carolina native in the interview above.

Thankfully, the woman – whom the Internet has already dubbed "Totino"s Lady" – was able grab her dog and her favorite microwaveable bite-sized snack before she fled from her home.

Not only did Totino"s Lady bring some unexpected humor to a sad situation, she also reminded us one of the most important lessons in life:

There"s always time for pizza rolls.

Kylie Jenner Shows Off New Rolls Royce, Remains a Terrible Driver

Kylie Jenner has a collection of outlandishly luxurious cars that would make the world"s flashiest rappers jealous.

Unfortunately, Kylie is also a terrible driver.

Last night, Kylie posted the above photo that shows her and her friends celebrating the arrival of her brand-new Rolls Royce Ghost. The car is valued at $ 400,000.

They proceeded to pile into the whip and sing along to songs about liquor, all while Kylie took video of the festivities while driving.

Maybe it wouldn"t be so bad if it weren"t for the fact that Kylie has two car accidents under her belt already.

Add to that the fact that Caitlyn Jenner was involved in a fatal car crash just a few months ago, and it seems that Kylie is really not the type to take valuable lessons to heart.

You may want to stay off the PCH this weekend, SoCal residents.