The parents who threw a party for their kid but no one came say they never meant for their sad photo to go viral … and we’re inclined to believe ‘em. Sil Mazzini, the mom of 6-year-old Teddy, whose pizza party went bust over the weekend,…
Showing posts with label Pizza. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pizza. Show all posts
Friday, October 26, 2018
Tuesday, October 23, 2018
Oprah Surprises "Project Runway" Star with Pizza Party to Celebrate Milestone
Oprah partied like it was 2004 … invoking her most famous catchphrase when she delivered trays upon trays of pizza to surprise “Project Runway” star Michael Costello. It all went down in downtown L.A. at the fashion designer’s store where…
Friday, July 13, 2018
NFL"s Thomas Jones Rips Papa John"s, Your Pizza Sucks!
Ex-NFL star Thomas Jones says he’s off Papa John’s pizza for life — not only because of the n-word scandal … but also ‘cause he thinks their pies taste like ass. “Never in my life [will I buy Papa John’s pizza again],” Jones told us in NYC ……
Thursday, May 10, 2018
Rich the Kid Armed With Pizza And Ice Cream
Rich the Kid doesn’t seem too worried about flaunting his wealth while other rappers are getting their chains snatched … because he’s super distracted by pizza and ice cream. We caught RTK in his brand spankin’ new Maybach in Bev Hills…
Thursday, May 3, 2018
Kendall Jenner Sued Over "Pizza Boys" Radio Project
Kendall Jenner ripped off a pizza guy and is using his good name for her new radio show .. according to a lawsuit. Robert Karageuzian is the founder of Pizzaboyzzz, an L.A.-based art collective known for its enthusiasm for pizza and pizza-themed…
Kendall Jenner Sued Over "Pizza Boys" Radio Project
Kendall Jenner ripped off a pizza guy and is using his good name for her new radio show .. according to a lawsuit. Robert Karageuzian is the founder of Pizzaboyzzz, an L.A.-based art collective known for its enthusiasm for pizza and pizza-themed…
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
Kris Bryant Goes Undercover Pizza Guy for Fantasy Baseball Prank
Imagine having a fantasy baseball draft party with all your bros … and then the pizza delivery guy turns out to be a World Series champ!! That’s exactly what happened when Chicago Cubs superstar Kris Bryant surprised 3 different groups of guys…
Friday, November 10, 2017
Famous Joe"s Pizza Sues Ex-Employee for Copycat Pizzerias
Famous Joe’s Pizza – an institution in NYC favored by celebs like the Kardashians — is suing a former employee for biting its famed name to make his own dough. Famous Joe’s has been around since 1975, and has a few locations … its most…
Monday, November 6, 2017
Anthony Weiner"s Prison Menu Will Include Cheese Pizza, Hot Dogs and Breakfast for Dinner
When Anthony Weiner reports to prison, he can take solace in the fact that the lunch menu for his first day includes everyone’s favorite food … pizza!!! The disgraced congressman is set to begin his 21-month prison stint Monday for…
Thursday, September 7, 2017
U2 Takes Over Famous Pizza Joint in NYC!!!
U2 just gave a famous NYC pizza place an endorsement that’s worth a million bucks. Bono, The Edge and Adam Clayton hit up Famous Ray’s Pizza Wednesday night as our photog watched them salivate over the pies on display. The band drew a…
Friday, June 23, 2017
Ariel Winter: I"m the Yummiest Pizza Topping! Check Out My Butt!
Kim Kardashian’s butt may be shrinking, but Ariel Winter’s booty is still around and still as perfect as ever.
This series of eye-catching photos of her in a bikini makes absolutely sure that nobody can miss her derriere.
And … did we mention that it involves pizza? Sort of.
Ariel Winter is hot and she knows it.
Unfortunately, she’s been made all-too-aware of it.
Even as a minor, she’d go to red carpet events and people would ask her about how her boobs fit into her dress, because that’s appropriate.
That’s actually the sort of thing that led to Ariel Winter’s breast reduction.
(She’s said that she’s been much happier ever since, and we’re so glad)
Now, as an adult, Ariel Winter is free to take charge of her sexuality and to show off her body when and how she chooses.
Sometimes, that involves a bikini.
Sometimes, that involves a pool.
Sometimes, apparently, that involves a large inflatable pizza slice.
Here you go, though the first photo flaunts everything except her butt.
We realized as we first looked over these that this is probably someone’s kink.
Like … something related to vore or something, we don’t know, and we really don’t want to.
Some people see something weird and get fixated right when they enter puberty, like, wires get crossed.
So someone, somewhere out there has been waiting all their life for images of Ariel Winter on a slice of pizza.
It makes the people obsessed with feet seem downright normal, right?
But even to the rest of the world, Ariel looks stunning, here.
Laying on your back is usually a very flattering pose, and she’s definitely posed, here.
Her posture around her neck is a little rigid, but not all inflatables are super well balanced.
She may have just been trying to hold her position to make sure that she didn’t tip over or bend the “pizza slice” at a weird angle for the photo.
But then comes the butt stuff.
Well, butt photos.
“Butt stuff” would, um, not be Instagram-appropriate.
Holy frick her butt is looking like some next-level perfection.
Sure, she’s in a bikini that frames it perfectly.
(Not all bikinis do — some folks need higher or lower bikinis that curve at different angles)
But no bikini is gonna make a non-epic butt wow the camera like Ariel Winter’s does.
Some might point the finger at her and yell “hypocrisy” since she’s lamented being sexualized in the past.
But it was being sexualized by others that bothered her.
(When she was a minor, no less)
Ariel Winter can dress, undress, photograph, and otherwise advertise her own beautiful flesh prison any way that she likes.
She’s not one of the Duggars with their rules about female modesty, after all.
And don’t worry, there’s yet another photo of Ariel Winter’s butt.
But from a different angle!
You gotta flaunt that bubble if you’ve got it!
Honestly, there’s no telling how many photos didn’t make it into the public sphere.
We get the feeling that the photographer may have been Ariel Winter’s boyfriend who, she insists, is his own person.
(Ariel Winter doesn’t say, though — her captions were just a pair of emojis: a pizza slice and a wave of water)
And sure, equal partners can photograph each other.
She’d return the favor, but we guess that there’s just less demand to see Levi Meaden in a bikini. Probably.
We have to say that Ariel’s selfies are pretty fantastic, but selfies alone can’t really do justice to her booty.
Monday, June 12, 2017
Hawaiian Pizza Creator Sam Panopoulos Dead at 83
Sam Panopoulos – the guy credited with inventing Hawaiian pizza when he added chunks of pineapples and ham in 1962 — is dead. The Greek-Canadian restaurateur unexpectedly died last week at a hospital in London, Ontario. He owned a restaurant…
Sunday, March 19, 2017
Pierre Garcon Ponders Pizza Pie Proliferation (VIDEO)
For Pierre Garcon, a new city means new opportunity … to grow his pizza business!! The NFL star just signed a new 5-year contract with the 49ers … and tells TMZ Sports it might be the perfect chance to take his Spinfire Pizza company…
Monday, February 27, 2017
Papa John"s Sued ... Your Pizza Company Gives Me Anxiety
Papa John’s irritated the hell out of a man after he says the pizza chain bombarded him with text messages even though he never ordered a slice … and now he’s suing them for bugging him. Jonathan Anozie claims Papa John’s started texting him…
Saturday, February 11, 2017
Detroit Tigers Owner Mike Ilitch Dies ... Created Little Caesars Pizza
Detroit Tigers owner Mike Ilitch — who also founded Little Caesars Pizza — has died at 87 … his family confirmed. Ilitch was worth a fortune — reportedly more than $ 6 BILLION — he also owned the Detroit Red Wings … who won 4 Stanley Cups…
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Shia LaBeouf"s Trump Protesters Can"t Get Pieceful with Pizza Joints
Shia LaBeouf’s “He Will Not Divide Us” protest is driving a serious wedge between protesters and the local pizza parlors. We’re told pies have been the go-to grub for Shia’s followers at the Museum of the Moving Image in Queens. We’re told…
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
Chad Johnson -- Pizza, Donuts & a Losing Streak ... In Latest FIFA House Crashing (PHOTO GALLERY)
Chad Johnson’s quest to dominate the video game world in FIFA continued Monday night … except for one thing … he kinda got dominated by a random dude in Queens. Ochocinco happened to be in NY last night — and sent out a challenge to his…
Friday, August 12, 2016
Florida Man Arrested For Weeks-Long Prank Call Campaign Against Area Pizza Places
Florida Man Randy Riddle was arrested after waging a weeks-long campaign of prank phone calls and fake orders to area pizza places.
The hilariously-named Riddle, of Sebastian, Fla., was arrested on August 1 and faces seven criminal charges in all, reports indicate.
Over three weeks of watching Riddle, police say he placed numerous calls for pizza to establishments near his Sunshine State abode.
He then refused to pay, ordered pizza to fake addresses, or in some cases, simply called the pizzerias to inform them their food sucked.
He posted $ 5,500 bond and was released after pleading not guilty to making harassing phone calls, committing petty theft, and more.
A condition of his bail is that he can’t call any pizza places anymore.
He allegedly used five different numbers to carry out his campaign of pizza terror and cost the restaurants at least $ 667, officials say.
They weren’t the only victims of the Riddler – how the $ h!t did it take us eight paragraphs to think of that!? – and his nefarious antics, either.
The 49-year-old also apparently made a number of harassing calls to the police department, city hall, and the Department of Health.
To complain about these same restaurants, naturally.
Riddle has previously been convicted of making harassing phone calls, so this is apparently his thing. One which he’s not very good at.
Police put out a flyer about Riddle and asked restaurants to contact investigators in case they had also been harassed, officials say.
“His purpose is to haggle either over the price of the food or the quality upon delivery,” police said during their investigation into Riddle.
Riddle sometimes uses a false name; other times, no name at all. In any case, he ordered an a$ $ -ton of food that ultimately went to waste.
“Defendant shall refrain from calling any pizza establishment and/or making any calls or his bond shall be revoked,” the warrant affidavit states.
Think he’ll oblige? Or will the Riddler Rise Again?!
Monday, July 11, 2016
Boyfriend Dares to Eat Girlfriend"s Pizza, Barely Lives to Tell About It
When will men learn?
As previously reported, they will still cancel booty calls at the very last minute.
And, as depicted below, they will still take what is rightfully the property of their girlfriend, failing to understand the larger issue at play when dressed down over their actions.
Allow us to set the following scene:
A man and a woman are eating at Subway.
Instead of selecting one of the man footlong sandwiches on the menu, the woman chose to eat some pizza at the fast food chain instead.
She apparently asked if her boyfriend wanted anything and he said no.
However, after getting up from the table at one point and then returning, the woman noticed that her man had taken many bites out of her pizza.
And she was FAR from pleased over the incident.
In a nearly two-minute long video, the man recorded his girlfriend going off on him over his dastardly act, as she tried to explain to him that this wasn’t about pizza.
It was about respect.
I ate ONE piece of @SuperiorAsian‘s pizza and she had a heart attack… pic.twitter.com/0Dbwo9HOe6
— dee breezy (@xxdbreezyxx) July 5, 2016
At one point, the woman turns to a couple police officers behind her to plead her case.
At another, she throws some Fritos and a bottle of water at her man.
“I don’t want to share anything that I’m digesting. I want my own sh-t,” she says.
After her boyfriend shared the videotaped fight on Twitter and it went viral, the woman offered up her own explanation for why she sort of lost her mind.
“You plotted on getting my food when you knew I was hungry,” she accused, adding:
“All I’m asking is that you just be honest… and I will happily get you your own slice of pizza.”
Here is the woman’s full defense of her actions:
So there you have it, fellas.
It’s about honesty and respect and not scheming to swipe anything from your supposed loved one.
It’s also about not getting pizza when you’re at Subway, but that’s just our opinion on this contentious situation.
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Inspiring Passenger Gets Pizza Delivered to a Moving Train
This is the story of a true British hero.
He goes by the name of Celebrity DJ Artwork on Twitter and he recently shared his experience of getting pizza delivered to a moving train.
Yes, you read that sentence correctly.
Don"t tell us you aren"t dying to find out how he accomplished this feat…
1. How It All Began
What idiot? This idiot apparently!
2. But We Can Rectify This Situation!
You can accomplish anything with the Internet, right?
3. Careful Planning is Needed
This is a serious operation.
4. Darn You, Internet!
Seriously, trains, why offer Internet if it barely works?!?
5. Guys, Guys, Guys…
I DID IT!
6. The Countdown is On
10 minutes until go (eat) time!
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