Monday, July 11, 2016

Boyfriend Dares to Eat Girlfriend"s Pizza, Barely Lives to Tell About It

When will men learn?


As previously reported, they will still cancel booty calls at the very last minute.


And, as depicted below, they will still take what is rightfully the property of their girlfriend, failing to understand the larger issue at play when dressed down over their actions.







Allow us to set the following scene:


A man and a woman are eating at Subway. 


Instead of selecting one of the man footlong sandwiches on the menu, the woman chose to eat some pizza at the fast food chain instead.


She apparently asked if her boyfriend wanted anything and he said no.


However, after getting up from the table at one point and then returning, the woman noticed that her man had taken many bites out of her pizza.


And she was FAR from pleased over the incident.







In a nearly two-minute long video, the man recorded his girlfriend going off on him over his dastardly act, as she tried to explain to him that this wasn’t about pizza.


It was about respect.




At one point, the woman turns to a couple police officers behind her to plead her case.


At another, she throws some Fritos and a bottle of water at her man.


“I don’t want to share anything that I’m digesting. I want my own sh-t,” she says.







After her boyfriend shared the videotaped fight on Twitter and it went viral, the woman offered up her own explanation for why she sort of lost her mind.


“You plotted on getting my food when you knew I was hungry,” she accused, adding:


“All I’m asking is that you just be honest… and I will happily get you your own slice of pizza.”


Here is the woman’s full defense of her actions:







So there you have it, fellas.


It’s about honesty and respect and not scheming to swipe anything from your supposed loved one.


It’s also about not getting pizza when you’re at Subway, but that’s just our opinion on this contentious situation.