Thursday, July 28, 2016

Girl Ends Up on Sext Chain with Mom, Horny Italian Dude


Quick, what"s the most awkward thing that"s ever happened between you and your parents?


They walked in on you in the shower? You saw their dirty underwear in the laundry? One of you clogged the toilet?


In a word: Whatever.


The girl stuck accidentally in the following text chain does NOT feel your pain.


She somehow got included in a discussion between her mom… some seemingly random gentlemen … and lots of talk over that guy"s "plumbing."


We have no idea why she waited to long to speak up, but we do know that this is how the sext chain went…


 




1. Nice Boobbies!


Nice boobbies

And so it begins. We assume there was a photo of Sharon (and her “boobbies”) included here.



2. There Pretty


There pretty

This guy’s game does not include perfect grammar, that’s for sure.



3. Up to a 38D


Up to a 38d

We’re guessing this is the only part this guy needed to read. Let’s be honest.



4. Hubba. Hubba.


Hubba hubba

Yup, we were right.



5. The Pipes Work Well!


The pipes work well

Pardon us. We just need to go throw up in our mouth a bit.



6. Now That’s a Spicy Meat and Balls!


Now thats a spicy meat and balls

We didn’t know this was an Italian stereotype.


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