Showing posts with label Sext. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sext. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Man Busts Cheating Girlfriend Due to Awkward Sext Mistake


Note to all women who want to send a sexy text message to their boyfriends or husbands:


Be aware of your surroundings.


As you"re about to find out in the following story, not doing so can result in the anger-filled end to your long-term relationship…




1. WARNING:


Warning

The following text messages contain some explicit content. Proceed at your own risk.



2. I’m Here!


Im here

The exchange betwee this unnamed woman and man started out promising enough. What guy would not want to receive this message?!?



3. Oh Yeah?!?


Oh yeah

As you can see, things got hotter from here. But they were about to get A LOT colder.



4. The Denial


The denial

This is likely not the conversation she planned on having after sending a photo of herself topless.



5. THIS? Again?!?


This again

But there’s clearly a history of distrust here.



6. … And There It Is


And there it is

Give the boyfriend props for being astute enough to notice a suitcase, even while his girlfriend has her shirt off. Consider this a lesson for all future cheaters when they send photos to their significant others.


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Thursday, July 28, 2016

Girl Ends Up on Sext Chain with Mom, Horny Italian Dude


Quick, what"s the most awkward thing that"s ever happened between you and your parents?


They walked in on you in the shower? You saw their dirty underwear in the laundry? One of you clogged the toilet?


In a word: Whatever.


The girl stuck accidentally in the following text chain does NOT feel your pain.


She somehow got included in a discussion between her mom… some seemingly random gentlemen … and lots of talk over that guy"s "plumbing."


We have no idea why she waited to long to speak up, but we do know that this is how the sext chain went…


 




1. Nice Boobbies!


Nice boobbies

And so it begins. We assume there was a photo of Sharon (and her “boobbies”) included here.



2. There Pretty


There pretty

This guy’s game does not include perfect grammar, that’s for sure.



3. Up to a 38D


Up to a 38d

We’re guessing this is the only part this guy needed to read. Let’s be honest.



4. Hubba. Hubba.


Hubba hubba

Yup, we were right.



5. The Pipes Work Well!


The pipes work well

Pardon us. We just need to go throw up in our mouth a bit.



6. Now That’s a Spicy Meat and Balls!


Now thats a spicy meat and balls

We didn’t know this was an Italian stereotype.


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