Taylor Swift came, saw — made things awkward — but ultimately conquered … so she’s done sharing corner space with Kylie Jenner. Taylor and Kylie’s billboard turf war on Santa Monica Blvd. in WeHo proved to be short-lived ……
Tuesday, September 5, 2017
Javi Marroquin: Kailyn Lowry Broke Into My House & Stole From Me!
There was a time when it looked as though Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin would succeed where so many other Teen Mom exes had failed and actually form an amicable co-parenting relationship.
Those days are long gone, and now Javi and Kailyn are making a case for themselves as the most dysfunctional former couple the franchise has ever seen, which is no easy feat.
It seems the issues began around the time Kailyn got pregnant with her third child.
Javi had no real reason to have a problem with her decision, but it was pretty clear that he did.
Anyway, whatever the reason Lowry-Marroquin relations began to break down around a year ago, and they’ve only gotten worse from there.
Rather than recap every low point, we’ll just bring you up to speed on the latest developments:
On last week’s episode of Teen Mom 2, Kailyn threatened to leak Javi’s sex tape, which is decidedly not cool, even if, as she claims, the footage serves as evidence that he cheated while they were still married.
Now, Javi is claiming that Kailyn has invaded his privacy once again, this time entering his home without permission and stealing his property.
The accusations began on Twitter, with Javi tweeting:
“Don’t come into my house stealing something as if I won’t find out. I know where everything I own is … Don’t go filing a PFA against me now.”
As TM2 fans know, Kailyn was recently granted a restraining order (protection from abuse) against Javi, so his suggestion that the person who broke into his house also filed a PFA seems to imply that he believes the perpetrator was Kailyn.
Javi continued his tirade with an Instagram livestream in which he offered greater detail about the alleged theft”
“Someone came in here and stole something from me,” he stated.
“I can order a new one, but it’s the fact you stole something. I had four MagicBands. Someone came in my room and now there is three. I know where all my money is at. Don’t go filing a PFA against me when I come over to your house to get it.”
A quick google search of “MagicBand” reveals that Javi is probably talking about a Disney parks admission bracelet.
Apparently intent on acting crazy on as many different social media platforms as possible, Javi moved on to Snapchat, where he revealed that the MagicBand had miraculaously been returned:
“So I come home from the gym and look at what’s sitting on my garbage pile all of a sudden,” he said on Snapchat.
“It’s back, it is what it is. I’ll pretend like it never happened.”
So obviously, Javi lost the thing, and then found, and lamely tried to cover his tracks, right?
Like we said, these two are really making a bid for the title of reality TV’s mist ridiculous exes.
We had our doubts at first, but we’re beginning to think they’ve got a shot.
Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive Kailyn and Javi’s tumultuous time together.
Little People, Big World Fans Think Audrey Roloff Has Gone into Labor!
Audrey Roloff’s due date has come and gone, though that’s not uncommon for pregnancies.
Some fans of Little People, Big World and of the Roloff family in general, however, believe that Audrey Roloff went into labor yesterday.
And not just because yesterday was Labor Day, although that is a super cute coincidence. …
Audrey Roloff has been diligent about keeping the world updated through social media on her pregnancy.
She and her husband, Jeremy are excited about the upcoming birth of their child and they want to share this with the world.
We’re excited for them.
And we’re also excited because Audrey and Jeremy Roloff both have such great hair that we feel like their child, wielding the genetics of both parents, is destined to be a hair model.
Or possibly just Rapunzel.
Audrey and Jeremy haven’t revealed the name that they’ve picked out, or even a hint.
We suspect that the name that they’ve chosen will be something in keeping with their religious beliefs rather than a name from a popular fairy tale.
Now, on Friday, Audrey Roloff shared that photo of her in that black outfit, looking almost too pregnant to function.
Her caption reminded the world of exactly how far along she was:
“Yesterday was my due date! I can’t believe I’ve been carrying this bump of love for 9 months! Baby girl we are so eager to meet you!”
Yes, we should imagine so.
Even as unimaginably agonizing as childbirth can be, Audrey has to be looking forward to it.
To be done with her pregnancy but mostly so that she can meet her precious baby.
Right now, fans wonder if Audrey might have gone into labor yesterday.
Again, yes it was Labor Day, but that’s not what that means.
Audrey has been radio silent on Instagram since Sunday.
She hasn’t delivered any new updates on Twitter, either — just sharing a blog post about Jesus and proselytizing that has nothing to do with her pregnancy.
(Also, tweets can be and often are scheduled in advance, especially when they’re tied to a potential revenue source like a blog)
And then we have Jeremy Roloff’s interesting boat analogy that he posted on Instagram:
“Well ladies and gentlemen, we are officially past the due date! We’ve been sailing full steam ahead, working hard to get the ship ready for land.”
That is not the end of the boat analogy.
“And now it feels as if we have sailed into the fog and the water is calm, the air is still, long and wide ripples stretch out from the ship as it slows it’s pace. Not a sound except the occasional creek of the bow … everyone onboard waiting to strike land!”
We’ve read enough fantasy adventures about pirates to follow that, more or less. It’s a weird analogy.
But “long and wide ripples” makes us think of contractions, which you’re supposed to time when they start.
Has she gone into labor?
The only clue that would make us say that no, Audrey hasn’t gone into labor, is that Matt Roloff — excited to meet his second grandchild — has been posting on social media.
And not about obvious pregnancy news or labor news or childbirth news.
It seems unlikely that Audrey and Jeremy would go to the hospital without telling Jeremy’s father.
It seems equally unlikely that proud grandpa Matt Roloff would totally keep cool and post on social media like always while his second grandchild is being born.
So let’s do our best to not jump the gun. Audrey will tell us when she tells us.
J.J. Watt Harvey Relief Fund Hits $20 Million, "Truly Incredible"
Hurricane Harvey is thankfully calming down … but J.J. Watt’s relief fund for Houston is still goin’ strong — pushing past the $ 20 MILLION mark on Tuesday. J.J.’s crowdfunding campaign started off with a goal of $ 500K a little over a week…
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)