Kaley Cuoco stars on The Big Bang Theory.
In a new interview with Cosmopolitan, however, the actress hurls some big insults at the man she used to bang.
And this ain’t no theory. It’s a fact!
The 32-year old opens way up in this month’s cover story, telling the aforementioned magazine that her marriage to Ryan Sweeting failed after just 21 months because, well…
… Sweeting is a total douche monkey!
That is our term, not hers.
But it does still get to the heart of Cuoco’s point.
“I honestly thought I wouldn’t get married again. My ex ruined that word for me,” the actress tells Cosmo for its May issue, adding of her ex:
“I married someone the first time who completely changed. The person I ended up with was not the person I originally met. And that wasn’t my fault – that was his.”
Whoa there.
Shot fired, huh?
Heck, forget a single shot being hired.
An entire machine gun round was just let off in the direction of Sweeting, from whom Cuoco filed for divorce in September of 2015.
A few months later, we learned that Cuoco basically stiffed Sweeting out of any post-marriage money, largely thanks to an ironclad prenuptial agreement — but also thanks to her being rather bitter at the time.
It has never been confirmed to our knowledge, but Sweeting almost definitely cheated on Cuoco.
Which is totally insane.
Just look at her!
Six months after announcing her separation from Sweeting, Cuoco met professional equestrian Karl Cook.
“I knew how much I had to give and how much I wanted to receive,” Cuoco tells Cosmo. “I knew I just had to be patient, I had to go through a lot of things, but it brought me to Karl.”
Cook then proposed to the CBS stalwart in December.
Cuoco shared the exhilarating news with her fans via a tear-filled Instagram video, which you can watch below.
“Still crying!” Kaley captioned the post at the time. “Every part of this night has been perfection just like you @mrtankcook. I love you forever!”
Why does this relationship work when the previous one failed?
“Because I like to torture him and he doesn’t get mad at me,” Cuoco previously told Us Weekly, adding:
“He just lets me do it! I’m constantly trying to rib him.”
Moreover, Cook adores dogs and horses, maybe Cuoco’s two biggest passions in life.
“That’s always on my checklist,” she also told this tabloid. “‘Must love dogs’ is number one and he checked that off quite quickly and I fell hard.”
Darn. That’s all it takes, Kaley?!?
We would have sent you the following photo gallery months ago if we knew if would win you over!
